Sora:Sleeps on couch)*SNORE* *SNORT**CRROOAARSNORE*
Kaizer: Drops piles of hundred dollar bills on sora)
Sora:Gasp!I cant breath
Kaizer:Sora Look At All this Money!!!!!
Sora:Can we afford a playstation 3?
Kaizer: Okay*picks up phone*Hello.Yes id like to order 2 playstation 3'z?
Phone: Dude, those aren't out yet.
Kaizer: Whispers to phone*)
Phone:Shouts to other guy)HE SAID HED ADD ANOTHER ----------BUCKS!!!!
Phone: Okay well have it there in 5.*hangs up*
Suddenly a huge box came flying in from the chimney
*BOOM*fell on the cat*
Sora:Lifted Box)Cool a Playstatio----Ewwwww "Flat Cat"
Sora Pick ups game: King-don -H-Hearts?!
Sora: H-Hey THATS ME!!!!
DADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!
Kaizer:What?! Cant i bubblebathe in peace?!
Sora:Ewwwww....Bubblebath
meanwhile.....
Roxas: Stupid Sora!!
Roxas:Heh heh i used my cloaking aeroga stopra mixture spell hes dad thinks hes going crazy!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
R-step-Dad: Go to sleep you dumb kid!!!
Roxas:Hugs teddy)Grrrrr...
2 weeks later somewhere else...
Sora:Walking on the beach....)*trips*Ow
Tidus: Hey Sora!!! haven't played with you in a while
Sora:Yep...been busy with stock and stuff back at the kingdomX hq
Tidus: What the heck is dat?
Sora: My company. We sold our moaster collection of stamps for 30million and bought the contracts to disneyland co. and we found oil underground now were rich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tidus: Dude.......=[
Sora: Dont worry were still friends rite?
Tidus: sure dude!!!
Sora:Hey wanna play sumthin?
Tidus : Sure!!!!
Sora: Lets dig a hole and bury me!!!!
they start digging..........
Tidus
ude, This thing is huge!!!
Sora:lays in hole)Perfect!
Tidus starts burying.....
Sora's head is sticking out like it has no body =p
Tidus: HAHAHAHAHAHA you look funny
Sora: Great we can take a photo and you can unbury me
Tidus : I'll go get my camera*walks in house*
Sora
humms)(sings)* MAMA!!!! OOH-OOH-OOH-OOOOh*
Tidus looks in cupboard "where is that thing?!"
Meanwhile...
Kairi: i think im gonna go drive...=]
Kairi goes for a drive)
Kairi: I love this cool car!!!! (humms to radio tune)
Wakka is in the middle of the road
Wakka: HAHA-mon Selphie you got a-wet hahah----AHHHHHH!!!!
Kairi:Going towards wakka at 70 miles per hour!)
Kairi:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Kairi:Swerves into beach)EEEEEk!!!!*jumps out of car* phew Uh-oh
Kairis car is tumbling down the beach
Sora:Looks wheres that stupid tid----AHHHHHHH CAR!!!!!!
Sora tries to get out but hes buried
Sora:looks like this is the end......*closes eyes*life flashes*
Sora: Hey no fair my life flash started when i was 18 and im 19 now!!!!!!
(not following actual ages)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! The car is about to fall on Soras head when the...
....CHAPTER FINISHED!!!!!!