The Sig Quote Thread

[Trigger]

Post here your funniest, weridest, or just plain stupid things that youve quoted people saying in your sigs I'll start it off

Raito-One of my friends one time, he was having girlfriends problems.He went gay. xD.... ._.'I told him he was stupid...never talked to him again. I don't know what happened to him..don't ask the moral of this story, I'm not quite sure what it is, but I know there's something that can be learned.

 

[Rich]

xD Like I told you, just post all our convo logs. That would make things easier for you.

 

[Ryu]

Scott: RUBBISH
Ryu: STFU RUBBISHMAN
Scott: i am not a rubbish man
Scott: YOU R
Ryu: j00 r a rubis man!11
Scott: STOP BULLYING
Ryu: Y
Ryu: DONT U LIKE IT
Ryu: ?
Scott: NO ITS MAKING ME HOT AND ITS SCARING ME
Ryu: ITS TURNING YOU ON
Ryu: >???
Scott: NO :X
Ryu: D:

^ VersionX gets turned on.

 

[shrekdog]

[Phoenix]: Man, i was lucky. There were only two Kairigirl boobs left. I bought one.
[Phoenix]: Books*****

I'll never forget that one =D

 

[slinky]

ive seen many people with this spongebob*licking door knobs is illegal on other planets*

 

[kairigirl]

Who licks doorknobs? x-x


Hokage: me<<<<<<<<<your mom<<<<<<<<<you.

XD Hilarious, Ultima had it in her sig once (or still does). Said in FlashChat.

 

[MegaFlare]

[Phoenix]: Man, i was lucky. There were only two Kairigirl boobs left. I bought one.
[Phoenix]: Books*****

I'll never forget that one =D

... L.. M..F...A...O

PHOENIX!

 

[Battlecry]

[Hokage]: I'll be busy watching the good Naruto.
[Hokage]: =D
[Hokage]: Wait.. scratch that
[Princess Sakura]: <_<
[Hokage]: I'll be watching Bleach
[Princess Sakura]: Hokage is going to watch his mom do his laundry?

=D

 

[Super Sonic]

....nothing fun ever happens when I'm around, makes me wonder.

 

[Ryu]

Kira Haro: Lisafer, do you still stalk me, or was that a publicity stunt like how Britney Spears got with Madonna?
Lisafer: I didn't french you, Kira.
Lisafer: Not yet, at least. >D

<3 Old quote. I think Flare had it in her sig once.

 

[chaywa]

An old TMM one: 'I wish my lawn was emo so then it would cut itself', lmao but the Phoenix one pwns.

 

[Trigger]

CU: Dude.
CU: I own that game for the SNES
Trigger: o0
Trigger: lol
CU: It's hella weird.
CU: You have adventurer Mickey, Cowboy Mickey, and Wizard Mickey.
CU: They each have special powers.
Trigger: ...

 

[Square Ninja]

I can't specifically recall any one very funny chatroom quote, but I do remember laughing my ass of a few times.

I particularly liked how everyone started saying "boq" to Kiros after I pointed out his typo. The quote itself wasn't necessarily that funny, but the effects of it were.

 

[Rich]

Trigger: you sing?
Trigger: o0
Trigger: oh wait
Trigger: you sound like a girl
Trigger: it makes sense
Raito: <<' There are plenty of guys out there that sing. If you ever get a chance when your computer isn't doing much, sign on to MSN and I can send you a voice clip of me singing. =|
Trigger: ( deletes MSN )
Raito: xD Oh come on, Ensemble is an audition group. You have to try out and have talent to get in. Just wait until you hear this one song I want to send you.
Trigger: o0
Raito: I sang for Ryu and Flare, they thought I can sing really good. =|
Trigger: ....
Trigger: CTRL+C
Trigger: CTRL+V
Raito: xD Another sig quote?
Trigger: no
Trigger: quote thread
Trigger: man you know what
Trigger: just save me the trouble
Trigger: post it yourself
Trigger: thankyou
Raito: Nah, quoting myself will seem arrogent.
Trigger: jsut say I made you do it
Trigger: and ill second it

Then who can forget my current one?

Ryu: Me no comprehende Espanol mi a- amigo.
Ryu: <.<
Ryu: I almost said mi amore.
Ryu: ):

 

[Square Ninja]

The best quote taken completely out of context would have to be the "dolphin orgy" quotes from Phoenix and Kryten. Man, that was just too rich.

 

[Rich]

blood alchemist: F U.
The Lounge: LordMune has entered at 7:45 pm
Kira Haro: Gtfo.
LordMune: 'k
The Lounge: LordMune has left at 7:45 pm

 

[Trigger]

lol, had to read it twice

Prodigy Keyblade: I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm

And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then

When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass

Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat

The girl started crying and left class ^^

 

[Square Ninja]

That's from bash.org, you tool.

 

[its_beca]

Monkeybutt: Like the time I was talking about my big c*ck. <.<
Monkeybutt: clock* o.o

And Pho's lust for KG's books shall never die. D:

 

[Ryu]

blood alchemist: F U.
The Lounge: LordMune has entered at 7:45 pm
Kira Haro: Gtfo.
LordMune: 'k
The Lounge: LordMune has left at 7:45 pm

Lmao, I am so saving that. <3