The pimpkey 3
Our episode begins with Donalds and Goofy's lost days, beginning at Disney Hideout which looks like a castle.
Donald goes inside the pimps chamber to find out he's gone.
Donald: morning your greatness!
*Donald walks up to the great big chair and looks around*
Donald: A letter?
Pluto: Grrrrrrrrr.....................
~Scene 1 ends~
Donald: Wake up goofy! we got a problem!
*goofy snores*
Donald: WaAAAAAAAH!
*donald raises a finger....as if about to cast thunder...*
*....but starts to cry instead*
Goofy: Hyuck shut the hell up donald im snoozin! ...*grumble* cant get any sleep around here....
Donald: DAWG!! someone stole a pimpkey from the king!!!!!!!
Goofy: WHAT?! *loads his machine gun cleverly hidden in a sheild* DID YOU JUST CALL ME A DOG?
Minnie and Daisy: EHEM!
Goofy turns his head furiously*
Goofy: all hell naw come here ill teach you ho's some respect *rolls up his sleeve* got money to buy new dresses do ya!?!?
~Scene fades out~
Dear Donald,
If you get this letter, that means you had to wrestle it from my crazy bull dog pluto, haha! dumb bit--
Im going to kill some celebrities! THE STARS ARE GOING OUT ONE BY ONE HAHAHAHAA! Go find that brat who stole my pimpkey and follow him, dont kill him. Im gonna do that when im done. Take goofy with you too, he keeps beating all my hookers. It's bad for buisness, you know.
P.S. Tell that ho minnie to get back to work!
Mickey mouse~
~Later, at traverse town~
Donald: Ha! stupid cops! I got a ugly stick
*heartless cop tries to run*
Donald: Come back here *grab*
Donald: Take that and that and that....*pokes with the ugly stick*
Goofy:Oh my-.. Cmon man! Be straight!
Donald still moving: Hold on
Goofy: Thats just sic-
Donald still moving: Hold on!!!
Goofy turns away*
Donald: QUACK! There.... all done....whew
Donald and Goofy walk away from a heartless cop covered in feathers........*
Sora: Hmmm this looks like a good place to take a walk...in this dark open alley where no thugs could be waiting to jump me.
*two shadowy figures appear behind sora*
*sora turns and walks faster*
*the figures match his pace*
*sora runs!*
Donald: Jump him!
Donald and Goofy were giving Sora the beating of a lifetime when.....A GIANT PURPLE COP FELL FROM THE SKY!!
Cops: Your under arrest Donald and Goofy, you have the right to remain silient anything you-
SMACK* The cop falls as Sora swings the pimpkey*
Sora: GET BACK YOU STUPID THUGS IM WARNING YOU! I KNOW KARATE! and....I guess this pimpkey too!
Goofy: ....You just saved us from the cops! dawg your one of us! Your now in our crew, but we gotta find our leader in person cause the stupid cops broke our cellphones!
Sora: Aww tight thats so awsome!
Sora runs around Donald and Goofy*
Sora (gay sounding): IM GONNA BE A PIMPLE IM GONNA BE A PIMPLE!
Donald: A pimp....you retarted piece of...
Goofy: Dawg...shut the *censored* up. were going in our Corvette that can travel to other planets, get your ass inside!
So Sora and Donald and Goofy set off to spread the pimp word to all planets...but first....
Sora: Run over him! Donald! run over that pedestrian before we leave!
THUMP! THUMP!
Donald and Sora: AWWW hahahaha! *donald sticks up his middle feather*
Goofy: DAWG YOU BETTA NOT HAVE SCRATCHED MY CAR
And so, our episode concludes, with Sora, Donald, and Goofy, Going to other worlds in their tricked out corvette while blasting rap music. Will that pedestrian live? Did Minnie hide some cash from her pimp?
What world will they go to next? Find out on the next pimpkey!
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If you havent read the first two pimpkey episodes read them here:
http://forums.khinsider.com/kingdom-hearts-ii-final-mix/82810-pimpkey-joke-thread.html
http://forums.khinsider.com/kingdom-hearts-ii-final-mix/82815-pimpkey-2-a.html
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