Re: The official Omegle thread
You: who's gay and real ronery?
Stranger: ronery?
Stranger: What the fuck is your problem?
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You: who's gay and real ronery?
Stranger: ronery?
Stranger: What the fuck is your problem?
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You: BILLY MAYS HERE
Stranger: i don't believe in god
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You: Jesus is serious shit kid.That niggh killed me
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: i'm pedobear
You: I'm Billy Mays
Stranger: girl ?
You: Suck my oxiclean infected dead cock
Stranger: i don't believe in god
Stranger: Using teleport.... bye
You: MIGHTIER THAN MIGHTY PUTTY
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Stranger: what is your bra size?
You: Take off your pants
You: NOWNOWNOW
Stranger: they are off babe
Stranger: im naked
Stranger: ;]
You: I'm so stroking my cock right now
Stranger: wow
You: IM SO RONERY
Stranger: that didnt sound sexy at all.
You: ...
You: and im gay
Stranger: Lmao
Stranger: so you come on here for cyber?
You: um yeah pretty much
You: pics or gtfo
Stranger: pathetic much?
Stranger: and im a straight girl.
You: hatin the gays i see
You: WELL PUCK YOU MISS
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i dont hate gays
You: PUCK YOU WITH A P
Stranger: wow youre so kewl now...
Stranger: lol
You: lawlerskates yeah i know niggah
Stranger: wtf
You: ******faggot
Stranger: i hate that word.
Stranger: ugh
You: pineapple?
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: pineapple.
You: um no no not at all not really
Stranger: youre such a douche
Stranger: Lmao
You: Does that mean i keep be in your vag?
Stranger: wtf?
Stranger: what are you talking about?
You: Douche is something used to clean out one's vagina
You: Except Iuse it for my anus
Stranger: well thats not what i meant.
You: Be more specfic
You: cunt
Stranger: ugh
Stranger: nvm
You: Yes
Stranger: yes what?
You: yes i will have sex with you
You: ah durrrr
Stranger: no you will not
Stranger: i thought youre gay?
You: Oh yeah I'm a lesbian
You: By cock I meant my shotgun
You: Scissor me timbers
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You: sup niggah?
You: You got some titties to show me?
Stranger: thats offensive!
Stranger: you
Stranger: fat,
Stranger: slut
Stranger: who
Stranger: has
Stranger: no
Stranger: hart
Stranger: and
You: I'm underweight
Stranger: needs
Stranger: to
Stranger: go
You: You spelled heart wrong
Stranger: get a life!
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You: horny?
Stranger: hi threre
Stranger: asl?
You: would you like to see my pussy
Stranger: yeah
You: you perv!
Stranger: keke
You: D:
Stranger: asl?
You: 14 f canada
Stranger: you are young for that
You: I know, but I like it
Stranger: why?
You: it's fin~
You: fun*
Stranger: did you ever had a sex?
You: not yet
Stranger: oh,,
Stranger: you are just a little nasty cat
You: no no
You: although you can spank me for being naughty
Stranger:
You: do you have webcam?
Stranger: nope
You: D:
You: then I can't see your penis D:
Stranger: yes
Stranger: but still I can see yours
You: but I'm a girl D:
Stranger: your pu
You: o.o
Stranger: little nasty thing
You: ;3
Stranger: baby you are too young for this kind of thing
Stranger: just go and have a sleep
You: aw
You: ok then
You: seeya honey :3
You: fuck me goo next time
Stranger: ok
You: in the nose!
Stranger: wow
You: then cum in my hair!
Stranger: ok
You: and then bite my arm off!
Stranger: that's too rude
You: D:
Stranger: Can i see your picture
You: show me yours first
Stranger: how
Stranger: byby
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You: hiya
Stranger: the grapes are very happy today
You: O:
You: did they have sex?
Stranger: yes with the pandas
You: OOOOOOO:
You: im a panda!
Stranger: omg do you know jake
You: yes!
Stranger: I hate the motherfucking grape killer
You: D:
You: want to sex me?
Stranger: I dont sex pandas too fat
You: >:
You: but I'm a human in a panda suit
Stranger: then you lied?!?!?!
Stranger: ahhhh
Stranger: panda imposter!
You: ;D
You: they're so cute though! like me!
Stranger: this is true pandas are the essense of cute
Stranger: only to be rivaled by the kohla
You: I live in koalaland
Stranger: do you have dials there?
You: lmao what, dial a whore?
Stranger: no dial a clocl
You: dial a cock?
Stranger: omg dont do it
Stranger: that so homo
You: D:
You: are you a male?
Stranger: aye
You: :/ well this is awkward
Stranger: I know right ur such a fag
You: >:
Stranger: its ok accept ur uniqueness
You: so... would you like sex?
You: i have a hot sister
Stranger: omg ur pimping ur sister
You: yah mang, then you can pimp your ride
Stranger: but shouldnt u pimp my ride xzbit
You: FUCK no, DO IT YOURSELF YOU LAZY HOE. im givin you my sister fucker
Stranger: but she could be like an ugo
Stranger: so its like a win lose
You: you calling my sister ugly?
Stranger: yes
You: say that to my face
Stranger: <--- you faace your sister is ugly >--- (my face)
You: no no, your face would lok like this o@#O
You: because I'll bash u fewl
Stranger: bash me fewl? I told u I am not homo
Stranger: god stop hitting on m
Stranger: *me
You: lmao
You: you're a dick
Stranger: no I am a man
Stranger: god get penis off the brain man
You: i do believe you suck <:
Stranger: well no I have a girl for that
Stranger: but I have a vaccum that sucks if ya want to borrow it
You: no thanks i have my sister for that
Stranger: omg incest!
Stranger: are u a king?!
You: twincest*
Stranger: omg I saw that on a bud light comercial
You: lol
Stranger: your a bot arn't u
You: lol as if
Stranger: omg I knew it
You: if i were, would i respond like this?
You: seriously
Stranger: yes
You: now buy my Nike Airs
Stranger: see totally bot lingo omg
You: dipshit
Stranger: then prove ur not a bot
You: >_> how
Stranger: do unbotly things
You: like what, suck my own cock?
Stranger: no all bots can do that
You: fine, i'll suck yours
Stranger: ewww no thats what I have ur chubbo sister for
You: FUCKER! COME HERE AND SAY THAT
You: I POP A CAP IN YO ASS
Stranger: fine but if you do that I will shoot you
You: :/
You: well i'll pop another one in your dick
Stranger: your sister already did
You: fucker, she's pregnant with my child
Stranger: oh yea....your child......
You: yah mang
You: she's 13 <3
Stranger: nice thats like rocker status
You: fuck yeah, Im 22
Stranger: good for you
Stranger: I am 1294 in grape years
You: :/
You: i probably drank you then
Stranger: you wish
You: oh yeah bb
You: lick me up
Stranger: sorry all licked out ur sis and mom are quite a handful
You: I know >:
You: my mom takes a lot out of me
You: my gandma's worse
Stranger: I am watching you...
You: D:
You: what am i doing then
Stranger: chatting on omegle
You: aside from that dumbass
Stranger: getting angry
You: naw bru
You: im being sucked off
Stranger: ok times up
Stranger: FBI
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Stranger: you are being arrest via your ip adress
You: hahhah
Stranger: *aressted
Stranger: eh close enough
You: you can't even spell
Stranger: I know right how did I get past basic I will never know
You: well guess what
Stranger: at any rate
You: you've now been dissing President Obama for more than 20 minutes
Stranger: .-. .-.
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Stranger: decipher it go!
You: how about no
Stranger: ok then I wil rain down hell upon u in the form of lonlyness
Stranger: YOUR SISTER IS FAT!
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You: Yo
Stranger: yoohoo
You: FIrst day on Omegle, here. Was referred by a friend
Stranger: same here
Stranger: was referred by grand daughter in law
You: Ah I see.
You: So that makes you an older person ^-^; I'm a teenager. Kinda awkward
Stranger: so wat
Stranger: experience counts
You: Well there's always that "generation gap".
Stranger: i can juggle with any generation
Stranger: i sleep with my grand daughters friends
You: I think you're out of my league, Grandpa
Stranger: oh please
Stranger: i hv'nt yet lost my shots
You: If guys my own age can't get me like this, then why would you?
Stranger: yea b'coz they are infant
Stranger: girls are far more mentally matured then guys of same age
Stranger: thats y they love to make out with older guys
You: And I'm far more mentally mature than those girls, because I can see it as it is. Not like everything is a fairytale story.
You: I hate older men, because I know what they like in little girls. Their "I'm so mature" complex with they falter and then use it to get in bed with them
Stranger: i have mated with all of my daughters friends
Stranger: and i dont falter n force
You: Well you can tell your daughter's friends that a 15 year old girl is more mature and intelligent than they are. I'm saving myself for a decent guy, not the first one that says they love me for my brains while staring at my tits.
Stranger: believe me if u come in my life then iwont betray you..
Stranger: we can make out for the rest of our lives
Stranger: coz ma life partner is alreay no more
You: Sorry, I rather have a life partner not the same age as my father
You: Whom is in his 60s
Stranger: i am well past 60's
Stranger: 68 to be precise
You: How many pills of viagra and Cialis must you take to prepare for foreplay?
Stranger: its all on ur advantage my girl.. as i would use all my sex experience dat ihv gathered for all these yrs of my life
You: And then suffer from a stroke due to an overdose on erectile disfunction medication
Stranger: i can bang you to ultimate clitoris orgasm within a single shot on bed
Stranger: its my dream to have more kids
You: Oh, so you have your sperm frozen?
Stranger: i cant get a better source than u to get there
Stranger: no darling i produce as much sperm as a guy of 18 would
Stranger: n believe me really hot sticky healthy sperm
You: Oh my goodness, well this has been fun, but really, can your conscience allow you to lie that much?
Stranger: oh why is that .. u dont believe me
Stranger: we should just have a one night stand with each other
You: If boys here without wrinkles on their dicks can't get me in bed, why did you think you had a chance?
You: I must say, you are more hardheaded than the others. They got the message by now.
Stranger: if u dont bear a twins in ur womb after that first mating with me.. then we will move on for sure
Stranger: no its just that you have no idea of me my sweetheart
You: If I had sex with you, my utuerus would abort itself from the horror.
Stranger: can be with my dick size
Stranger: 9""
You: That must be centimeters.
Stranger: inches my girl
Stranger: u dont knw i am a big tongue sucker
You: I'm waiting to hear something new.
Stranger: i wud just replace my water intake with your saliva..
Stranger: wheneve i mate with a girl.. i make sure that our souls mate
Stranger: the blood running in our veins mixes with each other
You: Wow. How spiritual. You are the 2nd weirdest guy to have tried to get me in bed. Unfortunately, not the first, but you beat the lesbian with a foot fetish. Congratulations
Stranger: its rather the facts then fantacies
Stranger: & thats wat i wana experience with you for the rest of my life
You: I think I heard the nurse at the nursing home with your pills coming
Stranger: i can tell for sure that u are a virgin
You: Because I already told you?
Stranger: no
You: Yeah I did. Just sublimely
Stranger: none can tell like that
Stranger: i just want to explore it with ur body
You: "I'm saving myself for a decent guy," <-- I think that'll do it
Stranger: decent guy
You: By my standards
Stranger: forget standards i just wana take you to the wildest halloween of sex
You: Mister... it's July... I know you don't remember much from the Alhazmer's, but it's not October...
Stranger: i wana take you to the freakest height of sex .. where we would even be burried in the same grave
Stranger: comeon just open ur brains n lets get one
You: You mean, "open your legs". See, I got an open mind, but even I'm not this stupid.
You: Give our generation SOME credit.
Stranger: i guess ur a guy
Stranger: no girl wud condemnn me like that
You: No, I'm just not a stupid girl
Stranger: i hv slept with every girl i tried to flatter
Stranger: nomatter wat age
You: You haven't gotten a girl like me. And you never will, no matter how long you live.
Stranger: i hv my dear
Stranger: i hv broken virginity of innumerable
Stranger: u think their mentality want like u
You: I don't doubt that, girls ARE rather stupid. But see, I don't have the mind of a girl.
Stranger: they were'nt whores
You: They don't have to be whores. Jus idiots.
Stranger: i hve done wierdest of all things with many girls like u
Stranger: most of them frm my age 45-60
You: Don't say girls like me, say 15 year olds. Because you haven't gotten a girl like me. A girl like me wouldn't go out with a guy who was older than her by her mother's age
Stranger: i have just poured my ass into their ass & given them ass fuck for hrs n hrs
Stranger: & its like i had her rectum ring into mine for those hrs
You: I never knew Viagra had hallucinations as a potential side effect.
Stranger: i rarely take viagra now.. n u think i wud take at 45 lol
You: How long are you going to keep this up? Until I say yes from sheer exhausting of reading your replies or until the sleeping pills take effect and the nurse wheels you into your room?
Stranger: let me just once get u in my arms fully nude,, mark my words u will experience heaven on earth n a sex death
Stranger: oh my god!! u look so reluctant
You: Sorry, not religious.
You: Listen to what I am about to say: No.
You: That's everything you can dish out all answered by one word.: A no.
Stranger: oh pitys u seem to me like a sexually abused
Stranger: i am sorry
You: And I'm sorry for you're senile
Stranger: we cud hv produced lods n lods of kids n heat just to increase global warming with the friction ..
Stranger: but alas its ur fate
You: Oh dear, I'm doomed to a fate of having a virginity spent on a guy whom actually deserves it and wouldn't pass away from natural causes afterwards
Stranger: i wud hv just gone through within ur body during our sex but ***8
Stranger: dont be a pinoy
Stranger: no guy is milk washed
You: *yawns*
Stranger: anyways i dont blame ur thinking at ur age
You: Neither do I. Being senile is a terible thing, I heard
Stranger: ok just a tongue sucking juicy salivary smooch in ur mouth before i leave..
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You: hiya
Stranger: im a boy
You: do you want a medal or what?
Stranger: looking for a wet girl
You: I'm a wet girl
Stranger: really?
Stranger: nice
Stranger: say sth sexy to me
You: I finger myself with my dad's hand
Stranger: o iwant to be your dad
Stranger: your dad allow you to do that?
You: he's asleep when I do it
Stranger: o how old are you
You: 14
Stranger: from
You: alaska
Stranger: o good
Stranger: my penis grows harder
Stranger: what about your vaniga
You: it grows harder too
Stranger: can you show me your photo
Stranger: sexy ones
Stranger: i want to wanking
You: ok
Stranger: give me the website
Stranger: still there?
You: yes
Stranger: give me the website
You: http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii276/RikuRising024/DSCF_03549.jpg
Stranger: o good
Stranger: but where is your face
You: hidden :3
Stranger: ~~~
You: are you cumming?
Stranger: i m going to ejaculating
Stranger: your vagina is so lovely
You: good, because you are under arrest for child pronography
You: you are now being traced
Stranger: another pic please
You: you have been traced
You: police officrs will be coming to your house within the next day
Stranger: another pic please
You: are you really that dimwitted/
Stranger: i just want another you are so sexy
You: Do you not realise that you are going to be arrested? that picture was a fake
Stranger: so sent me another
You: My god, you are such a pervert
Stranger: fake picture
You: I will shut off your internet connection if you do not stop
Stranger: give me another
Stranger: please
You: Are you asking a police officer for pornographic pictures?
Stranger: yes i am
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Stranger: CALVIS SHEEP
You: O:
Stranger: :O
You: i like anus sleep!
Stranger: MARK?1
Stranger: NICE
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You: hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: what sap
You: not much
Stranger: you are us?
You: yeah, i'm a gringo
Stranger: jajaja
Stranger: im are from argentina
You: mom's from puerto rico
You: listen
You: do you like other guys?
Stranger: what!!
Stranger: your are crazy man!
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You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: whats up
You: the ceiling :3
Stranger: lolz
Stranger: thats a common response
Stranger: so whats your name
You: really? xD
Stranger: yea
You: Callum :3
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You: hiya
Stranger: hi
You: do you like sex?
Stranger: do you like to get raped?
You: depends
Stranger: depends on the size?
You: no, depends on who's raping and their sex
Stranger: you mean the gender?
You: duh
Stranger: heh
Stranger: you are like a fuckin loser,so FUCK OFF
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: Hablas espanol?
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Stranger: hi
You: sex
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Stranger: hello
You: Snape kills Dumbledore
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