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the omegle thread; damn racists



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Orion

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Re: The official Omegle thread

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I was just reading the FAQ lol, with those exact words in it.
 
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Re: The official Omegle thread

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You: hey
Stranger: whats up?
You: can i give you a golden shower
Stranger: what?
You: CAN I PEE ON YOU?
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Lancelot

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Re: The official Omegle thread

now who would decline such an offer as that?
 

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Re: The official Omegle thread

I'm surprised he didn't try coming on to you
 

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ouch :v
 

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Stranger: hi
You: hey there
You: I enjoy anal sex <:
Stranger: how are you
Stranger: um
Stranger: okay
Stranger: good to know
You: isn't it just? :D
Stranger: a little bit too much information
You: aw sorry >:
You: what do you enjoy then?
Stranger: playing guitar
Stranger: among other things
You: anal? <:
Stranger: whaaaaaaaaaaat
You: do you enjoy it?
Stranger: i've neverr tried
You: I see...
You: do you enjoy any type of sex? D:
Stranger: of course
You: what types <:
Stranger: i don't discuss this with strangers
Stranger: you're probably a 50 year old fat dude
You: >:
Stranger: i'm a dude anyway
You: as am I <:
Stranger: exactly
You: i enjoy fapping to daniel craig :D
Stranger: oooh me too
You: O:
You: we should fap together sometime
Stranger: surethin
You: :D yay playdate
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: looking forward to it
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gahaha
 

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Re: The official Omegle thread

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Stranger: hi :)

You: I will dry hump you into oblivion

Stranger: you sond gay

You: I am

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You: m/f?

Stranger: hi

You: answer the fucking question

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Stranger: hi

You: WU TANG CLAN AINT NOTHIN TA FUCK WIT

Stranger: where are u from

You: the streeeeetz

Stranger: ohoh

Stranger: u r a bitch

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Re: The official Omegle thread

Stranger: penis
You: i'm bisexual
You: cunt
You: vagina
Stranger: thats sexy
You: and i'm a dude
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Lancelot

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Re: The official Omegle thread

So much for bisexual then lmao
 

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Re: The official Omegle thread

So it's practically pointless... unless you're interested in becoming an English teacher... which it seems I am for about 3 Chinese people currently lmao

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: i m osama bin laden
You: :) Smartass.
Stranger: dont believe
You: Nah. I dont.
You: The real "Osama" wouldnt say his name ;D
Stranger: i m sending u virus if u r courageous enough
Stranger: staY ONLINE
You: Sending me a virus ?
You: O: Im scared buddy
Stranger: i knew it........
Stranger: haha
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: hoho
You: Man. you have problems. You know that?
any PATHETIC ASSHOLE can play this game.
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lmao hooray for friends

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: sex
You: yes please :3
Stranger: yea!
You: :D
Stranger: oyea
You: oh yeah, oh thats good
Stranger: ooo right there
You: oh god yes
Stranger: mmmmhmm
You: open up your pussy for my head
Stranger: im a guy
Stranger: this is oquard
You: ... well fuck
Stranger: i g2g
You: lmao
You: latah
You: queer
Stranger: lol
Stranger: bye
Stranger: hey fuck u
You: :D
You: you did
Stranger: haha last word
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Re: The official Omegle thread

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You: who
Stranger: a wild pikachu appeared
You: is gay and horny as fuck?
Stranger: u are
You: dammit
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Re: The official Omegle thread

xD nice one

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You: the hood mang
Stranger: speak english
You: lmao
You: australia
You: and no I'm not gangster
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fukken racist
 

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Re: The official Omegle thread

You: hello there

Stranger: f/m?

You: f

Stranger: gay

Stranger: goodbye

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You: hello

Stranger: hello

Stranger: from?

You: i'm from Texas. and to clear things up now, do you a) want to have sex tonight b) hate america and want to find an american to berate

Stranger: a) if u are a girl

You: i do happen to be female.

You: but sorry, no free sex here.

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Stranger: hey

You: sup

Stranger: jacking off

Stranger: nm

You: well that sounds like fun

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: m/f?

You: however i lack the proper equipment to do so myself seeing as how i'm a girl

Stranger: really?

You: yes i am a girl. and last time i checked, girls don't have penises.

Stranger: age and location then?

Stranger: sorry

You: actually, i'm not a female. i'm chris hansen with to catch a predator: omegle edition

You: the police will be at your house in a few minutes

You: i suggest you run for cover

Stranger: wot>?!

Stranger: wot>!

Stranger: dont lie

Stranger: im only 16 myself

Stranger: you in shit for talkin about this shit to me

Stranger: mother fucker

Stranger: know the law

You: if the mother in question is yours?

Stranger: dam

Stranger: nice one

You: thanks.
 
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