Fanfiction ► The Nomura Chronicles

[Lancelot]

WARNING!!!! Only for people that have a warped sense of humour!

You have been warned... Now it comes.... *plays Jaws music* BOOM BOOM BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

Now, these are a series of fanfics made by myself(ShadowRikuRising), SeaSalt IceCream, and... oh no... FishBox!!! Pls enjoy these! we do! LOL... We will post our little snippets every now and then, so please be checking every now and then!

 

[SeaSalt IceCream]

Muahahaha That's right, They boys and I plan to do our best to make you some entertaining Nomura Jokes. Basically we're getting our frustration on when he drives us insane with the huge bits or random info that doesn't help yet hides the important stuff from us...
Why Nomura Why!?!
*Slams head into keyboard*
Well it's payback time!

 

[Lancelot]

Well ppls, this is how it all started...

Hahahah!
Their teasing us you know, Im sure they're probably laughing their heads off now. Nomura's at some night club getting drunk thinking of new games!

Lol, I'd love to see that... he heh heh he he he... thats a funny image....

Ahhh... It's how we have this game called "Coded" lol. Instead of working on the games at hand he was getting drunk and coming up with this... *ahem* Different? game...

and here is the first one....

AHAHAHA Lol, good one! *(Nomura drunk) Hmm...*sways around*.. todaaaay.. well make... the toilet bowl go...KAPOW!
*Awesome!(various friends, etc.)*
(nomura)*No, you shuddup! Thats it... im gonna go to Birth By Sleep...*
(friends)*Thats it!*
(nomura)*Whats it? Aaaaah, ants!*

*ahem*, very random on my behalf lol

 

[FishBox]

Of course.

This sorta started when we came up with the idea of some of his ideas for KH he came up with whilst being drunk. xD

For example, we'd make little stories like this:

Nomura: Hey! *hic*... Ya know 358/2?
Colleague: Yes... (God, not again)
Nomura: Lets make it so it's just a stuffed up calendar! HAHAHAH *collapse*
Colleague: .....


NOTE: Don't Sue!

 

[Lancelot]

Here's his words on Cloud...

Nomura: Damn Cloud...and his fancyyyy*sways* biker chick...
Friends:What biker chick?
Nomura: The chlorine pool? im there!*falls over*
Friends: Who;s carrying him home?
*all run*
Friend: OH Shait

 

[Elorah]

xD this is random!
*laughter*
nice.

 

[Xuan]

Make them longer, and a Nomura not drunk.

Although the Birh by Sleep idea is... GUD!

 

[Lancelot]

That kinda defeats the purpose... (Oh S**t, devil's number of posts!)

 

[SeaSalt IceCream]

Well ppls, this is how it all started...


Quote:
Originally Posted by Seasalt
Hahahah!
Their teasing us you know, Im sure they're probably laughing their heads off now. Nomura's at some night club getting drunk thinking of new games!

Quote:
Originally Posted by SRR
Lol, I'd love to see that... he heh heh he he he... thats a funny image....

Quote:
Originally Posted by SeaSalt
Ahhh... It's how we have this game called "Coded" lol. Instead of working on the games at hand he was getting drunk and coming up with this... *ahem* Different? game...

and here is the first one....
Quote:
Originally Posted by SRR
AHAHAHA Lol, good one! *(Nomura drunk) Hmm...*sways around*.. todaaaay.. well make... the toilet bowl go...KAPOW!
*Awesome!(various friends, etc.)*
(nomura)*No, you shuddup! Thats it... im gonna go to Birth By Sleep...*
(friends)*Thats it!*
(nomura)*Whats it? Aaaaah, ants!*

*ahem*, very random on my behalf lol

Ahhh Good memories, Well ok Im no where near as good at this as the boys but here's come of the random junk I came up with...

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Workmate (designated driver): Hey... Maybe you should come down from there...
Nomura: No... Shhh... I have an idea!
Workmate:Uhh....
Nomura: I am going to create a Kingdom Hearts Game for Mobile phones!!!
Workmate: Errr.... Sounds great! ...
I'll call it CODED! It will be my finest work of art! And do you know what? *Bug flies into Nomura's mouth*
*chokes*
Here! *Slaps boss on back*
That's IT! CODED Will be about a bug inside Jiminy's journal!
-Music stops-
Workmate: Errr... hehehehe... That's great...
Workmate2: O_O ? You're not serrious are you?
WorkMate: Im just praying he wont remember this tomorrow...
Nomura: *Continues dancing*

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Nomura: Heeeeeyyy....? Do you think I should go blonde?
Friend: Sure!
Friend 2: *Slaps friend 1 in head* Idiot! Remember the ahem... CODED incident?
Friend: *Grabs shot glass and drinks up* I hope I dont!...

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Nomura: Ayyyeee? KH is going Mobile! *Drinks and slams his shot glass* Nother round aye?
Worker: Uhh? what?
Nomura: Y'know, Cell phones!!! *Knocks glass over*
Barman: . . .
Worker: Put it on his tab...
Nomura: I've decided you guys spend too much time here! *Sways* You will be making CODED! It'll be free for all over the world!
Worker:
Nomura: Drinks all round!
Worker2: *Shrugs* Free beer!
Worker: Let's discuss this over a few more...

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Nomura: *Runs to dance floor* Macarina!

Worker1:*Laughs* To think... There are fans all over the world praising his genious...

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New Guy: I'm so excited about this meeting, I have so many ideas I'd love to show to the boss!
Worker: Uhuh...
New Guy: So where is he?
Worker: *points to the bar*
Nomura: ZzzzzZZZzzzzz
New guy: I thought this was a staff meeting...
Worker: It is.
Nomura: Heeeyyy! Guys! We're going to have Sora sing with Ariel!!!
New Guy: . . . *cries* What have I done!?!?

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Nother New guy: This is my first day I don't want to blow it, So I came up with this pop-up chart on how I think our veiwers want KH to go! See? *Opens chart*
Worker 2: I remember when that was me...
Worker: Oh no...
New Guy: So... Where's the man in charge.
Worker 2: Over there. *Points to sleeping man on the bar.
New Guy: Oh... *Throws chart out*
Worker: They learn so quickly...
Nomura: Hey everyone! In KH3 we are going to Make a Highschool Musical sing-a-long!
BarMan: The usual?
Worker: Yes and make it a double!

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Hehehe there was some of mine, like I said no where near as good as the guys but hey I have fun with them. I also want to emphasis the fact that these aren't for everyone, but if you've got a chip on your should for Nomura, you probably might enjoy these a lot XD!

 

[Hybrid~Fusion]

OM. Too much randomness, even for me. Let's what will happen with those poor minds.

 

[Xuan]

I was laughing like? Ehehehehehehe... Good one.

If you manage to make a serious Nomura joke that actually's better than these I'll give you a praise

 

[Elorah]

Nomura: Hey everyone! In KH3 we are going to Make a Highschool Musical sing-a-long!
BarMan: The usual?
Worker: Yes and make it a double!

Epic laughter. Right there. If that seriously happened a very large piece of my soul would wither and die. Very nice stuff.

 

[SeaSalt IceCream]

OM. Too much randomness, even for me. Let's what will happen with those poor minds.

Wow I;ve never had too much randomness. But hey it's not for everyone, lol!

I was laughing like? Ehehehehehehe... Good one.

If you manage to make a serious Nomura joke that actually's better than these I'll give you a praise

Serrious Aye? Well that's hard the whole point of this fanfic is to be random unfortunatley. lol. Just is... Besides how could you make a serrious joke, Joke's aren't ment to be serrrious

Epic laughter. Right there. If that seriously happened a very large piece of my soul would wither and die. Very nice stuff.

*Dances with Joy*
O ma gosh somone actually liked somthing I wrote!
*passes out in shock*

 

[Elorah]

*Dances with Joy*
O ma gosh somone actually liked somthing I wrote!
*passes out in shock*

Of course I like it! It's funny xD
Maybe when you're done with Uncomforting Truth you should have a go at Comedy fic. It's loads of fun xD

 

[Lancelot]

Yeah... That will be the day... we do a collab of a comedy fic lol

 

[FishBox]

I'm already doing a comedy fic.


KHI would rather a fic about some anime, or a serious one about kingdom hearts.

Which is unfortunate. ;-;

 

[Elorah]

*ahem* I'm writing a comedy fic! xD
I like comedy fics, but I guess I agree when you say that more people are into serious KH fics.

 

[Lancelot]

^^Yes, unfortunately... But that's why you gotta have the odd comedy one around! to cheer things up and not have em so serious! Hoorah for us coming up with the Nomura Chronicles!!

 

[Ban Mido]

Lol, this takes me back to my script comedy days. One of my best was this one where Nomura was directing a scene from KH2 like it was a movie, The sora would mess up a line, sending Sephiroth on a temper tantrum.

I'll be sure to pay attention to this thread!

 

[Lancelot]

Heh heh, sounds good lol... I can imagine that so vividly