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paoupu girl

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Your translated text is as follows:
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WATCHING - BRINg ME 2 MAHKNeeES
WaTEInG - Im UR DiESaEs
LOV3R - sAT MAHSYMP2M FrEEE
COV3RED - U WONT fEEEL A tHING

tHIs IS dAVirUs
DaVIrUS oF LIEF
ThIS iS INSiED US
dACRISIS tEH KNiEF
ThIs IS DaVIRUS
TeH VIrUS of LIeF
THIS IS InSIEd US
dAcRISIs tEh KnIEF



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Your original text is as follows:
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Watching - Bring me to my knees
waiting - I am your disease
Lover - set my symptom free
Covered - you won't feel a thing

This is the virus
THE VIRUS OF LIFE
This is inside us
The crisis, the knife
This is the virus
The virus of life
This is inside us
The crisis, the knife


What a way to ruin a great song o_O
 

Szayel Aporro

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Your translated text is as follows:
eV3RY TIEM wE kISAD U cLOSeD Ur 3Yes AND I CLmPEd MIeN OP3n juST 2 SEEE THOS3 sHOrT LIEVD MOM3ntS TAht I ALmOsT LAT mA LOV3 U1!1!1 LOL
So LEI AWAY I DID SO WIED AwAEK TRYING 2 GiEV MYSAlF a GoOOD rEAsON 2 FORG3T TEh EMpTY WORDS From THIS HOLoW CURS31!!11! OMG LOL I CAN’T sHAeK DAW3IGHT Of wuT wE’VE B3N THrOUGH AND I WOn’T JUSTIFY DAwAy w3 n3VER RilLYLIsTEN 2 A GODMN WORd WE CLAME 211!!11!!! LOL LET’S b FArE11!1!11 OMG LOL L3T’S TAeK SoMA OrD3R11!1!! OMG WTF lOL WE’rE 2 MUch LIEK EACH OThAR AND THEYRENo CHANCE IN Hal tAHT U wUOLD CHANG3 FOR M3!!11!!11! OMG WTF n00B y wUoLD I CHANGE fOR u???!!! oMG LOl BUT TEH PAnefUL TRUTH exPOS3D H3RE AS U GRAB Ur AutumN JAK3t AND SLOwLy MAeK UR WAy 2WARDs TEh DooOR IS TAHt In THIS ShORt lIEVD mOMAnT mAHh3ARt IS L3Ft UnFAstAn3D aS DASinGLe THING I F3AErD tEh MOSt JuSt hAP3NeD!!!11 OMg WTF

Your original text is as follows:
Every time we kissed you closed your eyes, and I clamped mine open, just to see those short lived moments that I almost let me love you.
So lie away, I did, so wide awake, trying to give myself a good reason to forget the empty words from this hollow curse. I can’t shake the weight of what we’ve been through, and I won’t justify the way we never really listen to a goddamn word we claim to. Let’s be fair. Let’s take some order. We’re too much like each other, and there’s no chance in hell that you would change for me. Why would I change for you? But the painful truth exposed here, as you grab your autumn jacket and slowly make your way towards the door, is that in this short lived moment my heart is left unfastened, as the single thing I feared the most just happened.

LOL! DEEP CAN BE RETARDED!
 

paoupu girl

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Your original text is as follows:
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IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Back For More

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Sweet Child of Mine

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Dance Dance

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Bittersweet Symphony

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Breaking the Habit

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Nature of the Experiment

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Shadow of the Day (OMG... Sounds like me)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Lips Like Morphine (Uhh... Yeah)

WHAT IS 2 + 2?
La La Lie

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
This Ain't a Love Song

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
This Broken Heart

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Rockstar

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Crazy Angel

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
What Gets You Off

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
I Woke Up In a Car

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Clocks

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Slave To The Grind

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Louder Than Hell

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Voices

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Wild Side (Sounds like quite a few of my friends XD)

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Cellular Phone

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Hands Held High

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Drop Out-The So Unknown

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Haunted

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Be Good

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Forget December

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
We Were Made For Each Other

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Too Young To Fall In Love

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Conflict

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
At Full Speed

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Heretic Anthem


Seriously, it was retarded enough without the N00b-talk
 

Szayel Aporro

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Your translated text is as follows:
/-\]\/[3333 U ]\/[/-\3k ]\/[/-\]-[P/-\|\|T5 3XP|_0D3 WiT]-[/-\PI3|\|51!1!!!11! 0]\/[G WTF |_0|_

Your original text is as follows:
Aimee, you make my pants explode with happiness.
 

Reneeski

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Your translated text is as follows:
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I FEeel sO strANGe 2 FiND THiS 3NTERTANEING11!!!1111 WTf
DoWN WITHSm !111!! lOL
LONG LieV SUB-R3ALITY11!!1! WTF


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Your original text is as follows:
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I feel so strange to find this entertaining.
DOWN WITH HSM!
LONG LIVE SUB-REALITY!
 

paoupu girl

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Your translated text is as follows:
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30 SECoNDS 16 8 4 L3ME t3l U Y
I HAEVNT TEH SLiGHtEST IM t3AcHINg UR BRIGHT3ST
THERELiST3NING CLMORiNG
AL DAMONEY in dAwoRLD CANT bUy mE
GO AEhAD LEI 2 MA
TEL M3 AGANE hoW ur 2RTURED
I WAna KNOW HOW U FOlOWED UR OrDARS SO WAL
UR FuL of SHIT
U HAD a DRaM bUT THIS AnET it


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30 seconds, 16, 8, 4, lemme tell you why
I haven't the slightest, I'm teaching your brightest
They're listening, clamoring
All the money in the world can't buy me
GO AHEAD, LIE TO ME
Tell me again how you're tortured
I wanna know how you followed your orders so well
You're full of SHIT
You had a dream, but this ain't it

....I need to stop ruining good songs with this thing O.O
 

Zen

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HOW TEH hAL cAN P3oPl3 SPEAK LiEK THIS ?!!!? WTf lOL

tHEY mUSTVE B3N BORN WItsOMe soRT OF BRaNE DIESAEs 1!1!!1 LOl


In this one I used the extremem thing

]-[0W t3]-[ ]-[3|_ C/-\|\| P30P|_/-\ 5P3/-\K |_I3K T]-[i5 ?!??!1?!1 0]\/[g |_0|_

T]-[3Y ]\/[U5T\/3 B3|\| B0r|\| wIT50]\/[3 50Rt 0F BR/-\|\|3 DI35/-\35 11!1! 0]\/[G wTF



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How the hell can people speak like this?

They must've been born with some sort of brain disease.
 

Szayel Aporro

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Your translated text is as follows:
WheN sHE gIeVs U aFACTiON u btAR WAAR PROTACTION
tAHT SKANK mIGht HaEV An INfECTION R u pAYING cLOS3 atenTiON ??!??? OmG
IN SEx 3d REMEmbR WUT U R3AD
JUsT fORG3T Wt oTHARS HAev sadE
GAt iT ThROUGH Ur H3AD US3 UR BranE BFOrA U Go 2 Bd


Your original text is as follows:
When she gives you affection, you better wear protection
That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?
In Sex Ed, remember what you read
Just forget what the others have said
get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed
 
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