The most ... interesting presents you ever got

[Meow Wow]

A sad sack of potatoes

 

[minayang]

my friend gave me a worm that gave birth to me, it scared me till now

 

[Idreamaboutcats]

Slutty panties, complete with slit for easy access to the you-know-what.

 

[Blackrazor187]

Elemental Gearbolt a rare ps1 game for last year's xmas

 

[Xickin]

I got a pair of (I shit you not!) Piranha Underwear with 3D glasses, and yes, the 3D glasses DO make the underwear pop out!
When I got it, they ACTUALLY expected me to wear it, and I was like, "For whom am I wearing these for!? They don't work unless I'm practically nude and I give someone the glasses to ogle me with!" Even my own girlfriend at the time didn't want to see me in them!

Slutty panties, complete with slit for easy access to the you-know-what.

Alright, you beat me.

 

[Blackrazor187]

Elemental Gearbolt