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(C) Peachie

We don't think she sucks because we hate her,
We hate her because she sucks!


The Kairi fanbase reacts big time anytime something "good" happens concerning Kairi. And that's part of why I got disillusioned with it. And remember when you briefly debated with me (or was it someone else? D8) at the SoKai FC and one of my members was REALLY eager to get in a debate with you? That also seemed to bother me, as I actually found myself rooting for you even though I was the one technically debating with you. XD The responses I found myself giving, along with the ones I saw my members giving, just seemed incredibly half-assed and really unconvincing. XD

I'm friends with some of the Kairi fans, and it's merely differences of opinions in those circumstances. But the rest of 'em are the ones that really made me question the Kairi fandom, and then I looked more into what I'd read from Smile and everyone else around here and compared Kairi to the other KH females and made my decision.

Oh yeah. But i doubt kairi will improve. if she does I will eat my shorts

We're willing to make sacrifices for the cause!


The so called leading girl.

Sora's would be romantic interest.

The seventh lost Princess of Heart...

And just about the most annoying, worthless, eye-bleed-inducingly-pink character you'll ever find.

Kairi.

The members of this club do NOT like you!

Let me count several of the reasons why - composed by club members.

  1. Kairi shows no regard for her friends, beyond Sora, as seen by her systematical brush off of not only Riku, but also Selphie. (Lifes.Lover)
  2. Pink... ewww D: (Strawberry)
  3. Kairi's influence over the plot derives solely from other's actions, thoughts, feelings, etc, in relation to her. (Cinollex) (SA addition: And even then, most often than not they don't really care. See - KH1 Riku).
  4. Kairi has shown her own disregard for even Sora, as shown by not caring for his wishes, and wanting to leave the island, even though Sora had point blank told her that she would only get in his way. (Lifes.Lover)
  5. she manages to be both a stereotype and a disappointment at the same time. (Cinollex)
  6. While she was probably put in KH for the sole purpose of being a yaoi shield between Riku and Sora, she utterly fails at this, and only shows their relationship to be stronger. (Lifes.Lover) (SA comment: not that showing SoRiku is a bad thing, but she did fail at her original purpose)
  7. Kairi cares about her stupid lucky charm more than Sora?... (Strawberry) (SA comment: "It's my lucky charm, be sure to bring it back to me!" "Uh, sure, Kairi, I'll try not to die for that one! :D" ... >_>)
  8. Kairi is so driven on being with Sora that she does not even think about the fact that Sora might not want to spend every day on the play island with her, especially considering that there's someone popping out of him now. (Lifes.Lover) (SA comment: poppycock, he'll spend every waking moment with her in hopes that a blonde someone will pop out of her now :D)
  9. Kairi's soul purpose in the entirety of KH is tantamount to an object; Sora pursues her, as one would pursue a variation of treasure, thereby rendering her easily replacable, even by something inanimate. (Cinollex) (SA: Inanimate Object: n. Kairi in KH1)
  10. Kairi apparently doesn't really like people. She holds herself a part from everyone in the beginning of KH1, deciding to be all the way on the other side of the play island both days when on Destiny Islands. (Lifes.Lover)
  11. Despite being fifteen years old, Kairi's vocabulary is rivaled by that of the average fourth grader. (Glaurung)
  12. Kairi's promise to Sora was forcely made. (Strawberry) (SA: whereas Sora was the one that initiated the promise with Namine)
  13. Kairi: "c'mon riku, you know Sora's completely hopeless without us!" (please note that this should be said in the ridiculously most girliest way u could master) (KH-fan4life)
    (SA: You do not go and diss THE Keyblade Master after he spent three whole games doing just fine without you, when he's there tryign to save you, you know! airheaded, ungrateful, taking-for-granted, idiotic... *grumbles, grumbles*)
  14. In KH2, the girl dresses like a skank. I mean, seriously, there's like five different ways to open Kairi's dress D:< (Strawberry)
  15. She made an impossible and unfair request to Sora "Dont ever change". What if Sora wanted to change? Ever think about that Kairi?! (VirgilTheart)
  16. Not even Jesus loves her! :D
    http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/batman_130/Jesus/Jesus-Kairi.jpg
    http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/batman_130/Jesus/kairiwrath.jpg

List in progress.
Also - Smile's Essay. You know you want to.

http://forums.khinsider.com/old-fanclubs/109523-we-hate-kairi-fanclub.html
The fanclub in the Trash Bin~

I pledge allegiance to the hate
of the Kindom Hearts character, Kairi.
and to the HC for which it stands
One underdeveloped bitch character
With SoNami pairings for all!

Founding Member:
Smile

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(C) Smile

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(C) Ordeith

I like you, you like me,♪
Let's team up and kill Kairi.♪
With a rope around her neck,♪
And a keyblade to her head.♪
Aren't you glad that Kairi's dead?♪

Take note, for I have sound advice
About a girl who cannot wield
The useless, shameless, plot device
A failure of a yaoi shield.

The Gayblade is no validation
Shut up, damnit, Riku's gift
Her combat's abject humiliation
(Also; SoKai - Urban myth)

Her hair, it flows amidst the breeze
The waves meander 'neath her shirt
As Sunlight glows around her knees
Could she have worn a shorter skirt?

And even then, our Sora's affection
Lies with Nami's imperfection
The memories, sound, albeit fake
This "shield" could barely overtake.

Callous like you'd never know,
"Sora, let's take the raft and go!"
Riku, left behind, and ditched?
To even joke, she's such a bitch.

All in all, my opinion's clear,
Feel free to argue, object, flame,
When you realize the truth, my dear
Join the HC, save your shame.

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I go away for a week and the FI gets purged, the Admins all leave and you hit Platinum before me?
Curses!
Oh, right, I'll re-join.
Oh, you kept all the names. Crap.
 
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Can't escape anything these days.
Rep for the winnerof the T-Shirt contest? And me without my computer. How will I ever stand a chance if I have to write my design with hyphens and the like?
When's the deadline?
 
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I can meet that deadline.
I already thought of 2 designs. They aren't funny, either.
Which sucks, considering humour was what I was going for.
I miss the spell-check. How will I ever know what words I speel wrogn?
 
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I miss the ability to spread my Pooh fanboyisms. I can't help wih this contest for at least 2 more days.
Ah well, you can just enjoy my Signature for the now.
 

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And if I won't uphold this club, Cerb, no one will XD It's my baby

I know and that's why I love you soo much Master Smooshie. I didn't mean to offend you, I only wanted to help yoooz! Oh, crap I'm spamming aren't I?
 

Ren

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Yay!
The Kairi hate returns :3
And Noo Monkey is back.
 
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I'm still where I always am.
Except for the fact I'm not using a computer, because mine is terribly ill and needs a good fixing.
I missed this place. Sort of.

I need to see R-K so my 'return' can be done with.
 

Ren

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Well, R-K's gonnne DD:
And welcome back anyway, Noo XDD
 
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So, why didn't you just request the thread's return, SA?
Better to start again?
 

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Re: The Kairi Hate-Club!!!

I love hating Kairi!!!!.....wait does that make sense???

Yes xD It did, quite a bit.

So, why didn't you just request the thread's return, SA?
Better to start again?

The last one got overly spammy and crowded. I kinda waited for the purging, to be honest :3 it's not like the old club's gone completely, either.
 
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