Here's the next chapter!
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"It'll take a while to get to Tipa," Piku said. "And we'll have to borrow Kaze's ship. The Kucumber needs some repairs... From you, idiot!" She yelled at Ketso. He looked around sheepishly. When Gerard and Ketso had fought, before they knew they were related, Ketso had caused some damage to Piku's ship.
"So, I shall call them!" Piku said, brightly. Piku pulled out one of those crystals she used to contact people, saying "Kaze" clearly. They heard a few ring tones before they saw Kaze's feet.
"Myra! Where's that crystal?!" Kaze's feet said.
"Um... I think I gave it to Sora!" Myra said from somewhere. They saw Kaze kneel down.
"Oh, here it is! Under the T.V... Stop stuffing these things in the VCR, Sora! Oh, hey Piku!" Kaze said, lifting up the crystal. He put it on a table, and they could see him clearly.
"What's up?" Kaze asked.
"We need to borrow your ship. The nice one." Piku said.
"Kay, I'll send it over." Kaze said. "Where're the keys to my ship, Myra?" He called.
"Um, I think I gave them to Sora..." Myra said from the kitchen.
"Oh, well, we need you guys IN the ship, Kaze." Piku said. Kaze looked doubtful.
"Where're we going?" He asked.
"You're coming here! It's not a long journey! Use the warp-"
"No, AFTER we pick you up. Where are we going then?" Kaze asked, frowning. Piku looked down at her feet.
"It's not REALLY a long drive, Kaze. Tipa's only-"
"TIPA?! You want me to travel with these DIMWITS for THREE DAYS, just so you can visit TIPA?! Darn it, Piku, NO!" Kaze said. Piku turned to Ketso and company.
"Can you please leave for a moment?" she asked. "I hafta negotiate. Thanks."
Gerard led Ketso out of the room. Ketso heard Piku say, "Kaze, if you don't get yer scrawny-" before he left.
Gerard waited a few mintues, humming, before he led Ketso and the others back into the room. Kaze looked shocked, but he also looked defeated.
"Okay, Piku. We'll be there soon." Myra bounced over, glomping Kaze. He fell over, and Ketso saw Myra's face. She was perrrrrrrty.
"Yay! We're going to see Piku! And Gerard!" Myra drooled. Then her eyes flicked over to Ketso. He looked frightened. Had she seen him looking at her?!
"NEW BISHIE!" Myra exclaimed, jumping into the air. "Kaze, what're you doing on the floor?! We gotta get packing! I gotta see my new bishie!"
"Oh, no." Kaze said, frowning apolgetically at Ketso. "I feel for you, kid." Then the hologram flickered and disappeared. Ketso frowned. How could being liked by a girl be so bad?
"Oh, yeah, Ketso's just meeting Myra! Wow, and she even said he was cute... Ketso, I'd wear a helmet when I met her, if I were you. Myra can take down a bull." Gerard said, smiling.
"Huh? I don't get it. What's wrong with Myra?" Ketso asked. Gerard shushed him.
"C'mon! Moogle-Topia is on!" Gerard said. Everyone settled around the T.V., watching some crazy moogle soap opera. ()= soap opera.
("Eliza. ELIZA! Don't leave me! I can change! I didn't know she was your evil twin Zelda!" A squeaky male moogle yelled to his girlfriend, who was waddling down the street with a suitcase.
"No, Terrance. Don't give me those excuses. What you did was wrong. Worse than the High Summoner wearing that awful purple skirt the other day. You know, with the white tank top? Yeesh." Eliza said. Terrance looked crushed.)
Yuna cursed very loudly. Paine chuckled. Gerard frowned, looking at Yuna sympathetically. Piku glared at him, wedging herself in between the two.
("But, Eliza. Where will you go?!" Terrance asked, heart broken.
"To my OTHER sister's. The one who married my father for his money, left him, went into a coma, and was married to a foreign Chocobo during the coma. She'll understand me!"
Terrance cried out, as a car bashed into Eliza's small frame.)
Ketso winced at the moogle's mangled body.
"How can they show this stuff on television?!"
"SHHHH!" Everyone said.
("ELIZA!" Terrance screamed, falling to his knees. If moogles had knees. A moogle got out of the taxi-cab that had rammed into her.
"She'll be alright! I'm also a doctor! But I make more money as a driver! But, back to the situation, Eliza will suffer from amnesia when she wakes up. And she'll be obsessed with pickle chips." The doctor moogle said.
"Can't you fix that?!" Terrance cried. The moogle chuckled.
"You can't afford it." the doctor moogle said. It was wearing a doctor's cap underneath its baseball cap.
"Stuff muffins!" Terrance cried. Suddenly, the moogle flung off its hats.
"Is that any way to speak to... YOUR MOTHER?!" the moogle asked.)
"Wait, how do you tell if a moogle is a boy or a girl?" Ketso asked, confused.
"SHHHHHHHHHHH!"
("Mama?! Mama, I have a confession. I was the one that poisoned daddy. I had to because-")
The doorbell rang. Everyone in the room cursed. Except Ketso. He looked around confused.
"Why does your apartment have a doorbell?!" Ketso asked. Piku cursed again and kicked open the door. It fell off its hinges.
"Oops." Piku said. "Myra, NO!"
But it was too late. The girl who'd called Ketso her "Bishie" was now leaping accross the room to get to him. She tackled him in a hug, and Ketso landed on his head. He stood up, the girl still clinging to his waist.
"Um, Ketso, this is Myra." Piku said, nervously. "Myra, Ketso."
Myra clung to Ketso. "My bishie!" She said. Kaze walked in. Ketso thought he saw Kaze frown for a second, but Kaze's face snapped back to a smile. He said "hi" to everyone, and made the rest of the introductions to Ketso.
"Taylor, Krojee, Sora, Aozora, and I'm Kaze." He said. Ketso hobbled over to shake hands with everyone; Myra was now clinging to his leg.
"Nice to meet you," he said to everyone.
"Ketso! I remember now! You're from Destiny Island!" Sora said, smiling that same smile.
"Yeah, how ya doin, Sora? Anybody miss me?" Ketso asked, shaking hands.
"Don't know. I left when you left." He said.
"Oh, okay." Ketso said. He looked down at Myra.
"Um, do you let go?" He asked. Myra cuddled his knee.
"NO!" She said. A figure appeared from the door way.
"I'm Aozora. And everyone thinks I'm a dark weirdo, but I'm not!" Aozora said.
"Hi, Yuna..." Kaze said, with a slightly dreamy look in his eyes. Myra grabbed his leg, too, causing Ketso and Kaze to fall over. Myra hugged them tight.
"MY BISHIES!" She shouted at Yuna. Yuna laughed.
"Okay, Piku, what're we doing in Tipa?" Kaze said, changing the subject.
"The Heartless have attacked it. I gotta save it. Plus, we have to get Ketso's heart back!" Piku said, brightly. Ketso stared up at her. That was weird. Normally, he looked down at her.
"What?"
"Well, DUH, idiot! Insults only offend if you have a heart to get offended with!" Piku said. Gerard smacked her. She smacked him. They started fighting. Everyone sighed.
"Whatever you say, Piku..." Ketso smiled. Then he started to turn purple. Myra was suffocating him. He then passed out.
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It was a new chapter. So don't complain!
