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Fanfiction ► The Hidden Secrets of KH
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UPDATE!!! YAY!!
It's only a fairly small update, but it's part one of a two part chapter, so yeah. XP
So as a way of making up for it (kinda), I'll add some pictures. WARNING: I use paint. And I have (as I think I previously mentioned) the artistic skills of a 4 year old kid with Alzheimer's... On crack... In a blender.
Now that I think about it, I have the mind of a 4 year old kid with Alzheimer's on crack in a blender. [x
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Note: You need T0m Cr00z at Lv. 64 so that he can learn the skills necessary to obtain the new postcards
I'll explain the skills now.
Note: All of T0m Cr00z's skills can be used by selecting them from his skill menu. Once the game is unpaused, the skill will be used.
BruceWillis (Learned at Lv. 34): Press R2 + L1 to Break through walls... and shit out lightning bolts.
Belgium* (Learned at Lv. 38): Allows Donald to walk on the ceiling. DO NOT USE OUTSIDE. (You will be able to control Donald whilst Belgium is in effect).
SuperAwesomeBrickGiraffeDudeMan** (learned at Lv. 45) : Turns Sora into a Super Awesome Brick Giraffe Dude Man. He... can also play guitar well. Actually, his keyblade turns into THIS GUITAR
^(Sorry, too big to post normally)^
HoppingKneecaps (learned at Lv. 52): You know how you swing on clotheslines? And break them, and then get in trouble? Yeah, that's his Lv. 52 Skill. Also, he can now write '5318008' on a calculator, then turn it upside down so it looks like it says 'Boobies'.
FriggityFriggums (learned at Lv.64): This skill helps your liver to become a better businessman. It also turns your Pancreas into the World Poker Champion.
* It is a commonly known fact that ducks in Belgium walk on the ceiling, but only when you aren't looking.
** Here is what the SuperAwesomeBrickGiraffeDudeMan looks like.
http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q170/FishBo/SABGDM.png
^(Sorry, again, It's too big to post normally)^
Now, here's where to find the postcards:
- In the accessory shop, use Belgium to get the hidden chest (You can only see it once T0m Cr00z is recruited).
Prize = A big tuna. So now T0m Cr00z can slap enemies with a big wet fish. POW! FWAHH!
- In Hotel in second district, use Bruce Willis on the Brown door. Open treasure chest inside.
Prize =
- In Merlin's hut, ask to practice magic. Once in the area, use SABGDM.
Basically, you just ride around on a SABGDM and shoot lazers and spit fireballs and stuff. Hit Merlin with a fireball, and he will drop a postcard.
Prize = A Cactus. Because Cactus's are Epic Pwn.
- Use FriggityFriggums on the crystal in the accessory shop. Woof. xD
Prize = I baked a cake that was so light and fluffy, that it floated away. >:[
*INTERMISSION! ZZZZZZZZOOOOOM!*
- Go into Gepetto's house, and you'll notice that there is a door that leads out to a backyard. Use HoppingKneecaps to swing (and break) his clothesline. Then Gepetto will give you a postcard. What a nice bloke, eh? ^.^
Prize = An Alarm Clock Pie. It's a pie that comes with an Alarm Clock, so you know when to stop eating (the actual flavor is Blueberry). What? You thought that it was a pie made from Alarm Clocks?
Well that's just silly. And silliness isn't tolerated in this fanfic. >=]
Yeah... there's only 6 hidden postcards. But 6 is a Pwnful number. =3
Now, you have to go to Merlin's hut and attach the page.
HAI I HAS A JOKE LOL
What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a jetpack?
OPTIMUS PRIME! LOLOMGROFLCOPTER
Now, remember that old lady with the kidney problem?
She's coming for you. And all shit is gonna hit the fan.
So hide, call the army for backup, and stay tuned for...
Holy crap... that was much bigger than expected. xD
It's only a fairly small update, but it's part one of a two part chapter, so yeah. XP
So as a way of making up for it (kinda), I'll add some pictures. WARNING: I use paint. And I have (as I think I previously mentioned) the artistic skills of a 4 year old kid with Alzheimer's... On crack... In a blender.
Now that I think about it, I have the mind of a 4 year old kid with Alzheimer's on crack in a blender. [x
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---Chapter 4: Traverse Town (KH1) [The Other Postcards & The Other Page Of Pooh: Part 1]---
Note: You need T0m Cr00z at Lv. 64 so that he can learn the skills necessary to obtain the new postcards
I'll explain the skills now.
Note: All of T0m Cr00z's skills can be used by selecting them from his skill menu. Once the game is unpaused, the skill will be used.
BruceWillis (Learned at Lv. 34): Press R2 + L1 to Break through walls... and shit out lightning bolts.
Belgium* (Learned at Lv. 38): Allows Donald to walk on the ceiling. DO NOT USE OUTSIDE. (You will be able to control Donald whilst Belgium is in effect).
SuperAwesomeBrickGiraffeDudeMan** (learned at Lv. 45) : Turns Sora into a Super Awesome Brick Giraffe Dude Man. He... can also play guitar well. Actually, his keyblade turns into THIS GUITAR
^(Sorry, too big to post normally)^
HoppingKneecaps (learned at Lv. 52): You know how you swing on clotheslines? And break them, and then get in trouble? Yeah, that's his Lv. 52 Skill. Also, he can now write '5318008' on a calculator, then turn it upside down so it looks like it says 'Boobies'.
FriggityFriggums (learned at Lv.64): This skill helps your liver to become a better businessman. It also turns your Pancreas into the World Poker Champion.
* It is a commonly known fact that ducks in Belgium walk on the ceiling, but only when you aren't looking.
** Here is what the SuperAwesomeBrickGiraffeDudeMan looks like.
http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q170/FishBo/SABGDM.png
^(Sorry, again, It's too big to post normally)^
Now, here's where to find the postcards:
- In the accessory shop, use Belgium to get the hidden chest (You can only see it once T0m Cr00z is recruited).
Prize = A big tuna. So now T0m Cr00z can slap enemies with a big wet fish. POW! FWAHH!
- In Hotel in second district, use Bruce Willis on the Brown door. Open treasure chest inside.
Prize =
- In Merlin's hut, ask to practice magic. Once in the area, use SABGDM.
Basically, you just ride around on a SABGDM and shoot lazers and spit fireballs and stuff. Hit Merlin with a fireball, and he will drop a postcard.
Prize = A Cactus. Because Cactus's are Epic Pwn.
- Use FriggityFriggums on the crystal in the accessory shop. Woof. xD
Prize = I baked a cake that was so light and fluffy, that it floated away. >:[
*INTERMISSION! ZZZZZZZZOOOOOM!*
- Go into Gepetto's house, and you'll notice that there is a door that leads out to a backyard. Use HoppingKneecaps to swing (and break) his clothesline. Then Gepetto will give you a postcard. What a nice bloke, eh? ^.^
Prize = An Alarm Clock Pie. It's a pie that comes with an Alarm Clock, so you know when to stop eating (the actual flavor is Blueberry). What? You thought that it was a pie made from Alarm Clocks?
Well that's just silly. And silliness isn't tolerated in this fanfic. >=]
- Do the following:
Get about 3 eggs and put them in a bowl.
Add talcum powder, turnip juice and some taco sauce.
Mix them. Mix them good. >=]
Pour the results into a sock.
Throw the sock at an old lady who has a kidney problem and a cat named Milly.
Run away like a crab that has a Crocodile skin purse.
You should receive the next postcard instantaneously.
Prize = *cheesy game show host voice* IT'S A NEW CAR!.... Not really. It's actually the next Pooh Page! Get about 3 eggs and put them in a bowl.
Add talcum powder, turnip juice and some taco sauce.
Mix them. Mix them good. >=]
Pour the results into a sock.
Throw the sock at an old lady who has a kidney problem and a cat named Milly.
Run away like a crab that has a Crocodile skin purse.
You should receive the next postcard instantaneously.
Yeah... there's only 6 hidden postcards. But 6 is a Pwnful number. =3
Now, you have to go to Merlin's hut and attach the page.
HAI I HAS A JOKE LOL
What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a jetpack?
OPTIMUS PRIME! LOLOMGROFLCOPTER
Now, remember that old lady with the kidney problem?
She's coming for you. And all shit is gonna hit the fan.
So hide, call the army for backup, and stay tuned for...
---Chapter 4: Traverse Town (KH1) [The Other Postcards & The Other Page Of Pooh: Part 2]---
---------------------------------------Holy crap... that was much bigger than expected. xD
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Oh yeah. She'll smite pretty badly.
Her vs. Optimus Prime = Biggest Showdown since... ever.
Her vs. Optimus Prime = Biggest Showdown since... ever.
Australian football team showdowns FTL.
I use to be obsessed with footy. Now I've lost all interest in it. It's just sold out, unfortunately. ;(
I use to be obsessed with footy. Now I've lost all interest in it. It's just sold out, unfortunately. ;(
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Yeah, same kinda... that n soccer...(except English Premier League, i love Manchester United!!!) i mean, i still keep up with the footy, but im losing interest too.... probly the HW factor... damn HW... "N IHOPE IT BURNS IN HELL!!!(Samuel Jackson, played by Dave Chappelle)
Haha! SAMUEL JACKSON! IT'S MAH BEER!
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Super Awesome Brick Giraffe....Dude? I'm confused. Ahaha. Keep it up, dude.
Super Awesome Brick Giraffe Dude Man. xD
My advice: Have about 375423497 cups of coffee and don't sleep for the next 3 days.
Then this fanfic will start making more sense. Kinda. xD
My advice: Have about 375423497 cups of coffee and don't sleep for the next 3 days.
Then this fanfic will start making more sense. Kinda. xD
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That's a lot of coffee. I only drink bout three cups the most.
Well then only drink 3 cups. XP
it doesn't matter, as long as this makes you laugh, I guess... xD
it doesn't matter, as long as this makes you laugh, I guess... xD
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Ok, this is really only a HALF fanfic. It involves Kingdom Hearts, and is completely fictional, but it's not actually a story.
ShadowRikuRising has been my best mate (out side of KHI) for as long as I can remember. He's heard these, So I know that there is at least one person who likes these
It's actually a group of 'secrets' I found in Kingdom Hearts (I and II). It's completely stupid, and should not be taken seriously in any way, shape or form. If you have ideas, feel free to share, but don't say 'OMG THAT WUS STOOPIDS YOU ARE A NOOB'
It's really not what i wanna hear. If you don't like it, give me CONSTRUCTIVE criticism. Also, don't yell at me because you don't like it. I can't suit everyone. Remember that =D.
Ok, without further ado, here comes....
---Chapter 1: Agrabah (KH1) [The SoftServer]---
Note: You must have not defeated Kurt Zisa yet. You must have Aladdin and Goofy in your party
You have to be level 86, with the Omega bangle equipped, and the Oath keeper equipped.
In Sora's items, you need 3 potions equipped.
Aladdin's and Goofy's Items don't matter.
Now, defeat Kurt Ziza by only using Firaga and no summons (obviously, when he disables magic, just use melee attacks)
Once he is defeated, a cut scene will take place.
"Goofy will trip over, and Sora will jokingly tell him that his name suits him.
Goofy will then vow to stop being so silly, so he changes his identity to 'Goophie McCheese'
Aladdin will miss this event, as he has got his.. *ahem* his 'Little Genie' stuck in the soft serve creator of a Mr. Whippy van."
You will have a chance to save, change items before you verse the Mr. Whippy van.
KEEP THE OATH KEEPER EQUIPPED! Otherwise you will not be able to hit the ice cream van at all.
Sora will have all spells taken away for the battle, and Goophie McCheese will become facinated by a nearby butterfly, so the battle will be fought alone.
The van doesn't move, but has 16 bars of health. Also, Aladdin has a health bar, so hitting him will deplete his health. Also, It will probably hurt that 'Third Wish' of his, If you get my drift.
Once the van is defeated, It will ask you to do the nutbush.
Play Heart Heart Revolution to complete the steps of the nutbush.
When the van says to dance again, throw a mutated frog at it.
YOU NOW HAVE THE FOLLOWING ITEM: SoftServer
Stats: Wpn Atk: +12
Magic: -3
You will need this keyblade to lock the second Keyhole in Halloweentown.
You thought that every world only had one Keyhole?
Well, Prepare yourself for the bombshell that is....
---Chapter 2: Halloweentown (KH1) [The Second Keyhole]---
Writers Note: If this series is popular, I'll continue. If you like it, Please don't hesitate to say so. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside X3
Haha!! That's a good 1... How you come out with such idea?? It is really good
In about year 5, ShadowRikuRising got me into the game, and I told him that I had cheats.
I showed him these, and we laughed for a long time...
Although, I don't exactly remember where the originals are. This is just stuff I make up on the spot.
Oh, I'm glad you like it, by the way. xD
I showed him these, and we laughed for a long time...
Although, I don't exactly remember where the originals are. This is just stuff I make up on the spot.
Oh, I'm glad you like it, by the way. xD
lol Yet again you never cease to amuse me. Hmm... I guess you're right about modern art, I remember there was this room this chick had made into an art work and all it was was a think red squiggle over a white wall and she sold it for like several thousand dollars. I was like... Ok then... Anyways, I've always planned to illustrate a fanfic I just dont have an idea of what I want to do, cause well Im a pathetic artist and screens aren't always easy to do lol.
I'm also a pathetic artist, yet in this type of fanfic, I'm able to use that to my advantage xD
'Artworks' that are just three blue lines on a black background, should not be worth ANYTHING! >=[
...
Rawr.
'Artworks' that are just three blue lines on a black background, should not be worth ANYTHING! >=[
...
Rawr.
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