right, right, the clothespegs.
Trust me, they'll be important... I think x_x
Trust me, they'll be important... I think x_x
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Get back in your cage. >=D
Get back in your cage. >=D
Hahaha This stuff is really funny... If a lot of people aren't getting it maybe I'm just weird and love the randomness of it... Anyways I say keep it's great for a laugh!
Yeah, good work.
Keep it up. Really. This is entertainings [:
"Gawrsh! I have the Letter E inside my shirt!"
Haha!
Keep it up. Really. This is entertainings [:
"Gawrsh! I have the Letter E inside my shirt!"
Haha!
O RLY?
SRSLY
NO, RLY?!
YA, RLY!
NO WAI!
LOL, I NO
IT ARE CHAPTER THREES!
Yes it is, folks! The moment that's bigger than Jesus, Elvis and the Beatles combined!
*CHAPTER 3*
Will the gang retrieve those clothespegs? Will Donald learn to play the drums?
Who knows? Not me, I can assure you.
Anyhoo... It's time for...
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NOTE: Have SoftServer and LetterE equipped. Also, don't eat Lobster on the 3rd of June, or else you'll get SuperReallyBadDisease. That has no relevance to this chapter, it's just a reminder for your health.
BOMBSHELL: This contains Luxords first appearance ever in Kingdom Hearts
When you arrive at the Colosseum, use Blizzaga on the bowls filled with fire in the courtyard.
You will now realize that I just made you waste some time and MP (xD).
Not to worry, as there's a save point inside that will restore your pokemon to full health. We hope to see you again.
Talk to Mr. GoatMan (He says his name is Phil. Do not believe his lies!)
He will tell you that you can enter the Awesome Cup.
You will have to beat 100 of every heartless in the rounds.
For example, Round one will be 100 shadows. Round 2 will be 100 Shadow Knights etc...
The last couple of battles will be 3 of every boss in the game
E.G, There will be a round with 3 Jafars, a round with 3 Ansems (hehe, Mansex XD), a round with three Hades (and yes, a round with 3 Sephiroths).
The Very very very last battle will be against giant scissors that walk around repeating the words "Big Anacondas"!!
*ahem*
I mean Luxord.
You don't get to see his face, but he wears the organization coat thingy.
And he throws cards at you... and poker chips... and stuff.
If you win, that annoying cutscene of Sora saying 'We're the champs!!' will commence.
Except this time, he will have a crayon as the trophy, and Donald will be a small Panda.
PRIZES: - 4 Clothespegs
- 2 Omega Bangles
- A pet moose made of cardboard, crusty old sponges, apples and broken microphones
The Clothespegs are +9 AP each, and they hold up your clothes whilst they dry.
They're almost as awesome as tongs!
Right, so now that that's done, equip one clothes peg to each party member.
Still have one left over? Well, you shouldn't.
Because the Pet Moose is now a new team member! Hoorays!
A pet moose made of cardboard, crusty old sponges, apples and broken microphones, eh?
Lets abbreviate it to APMMOCCOSAABM
Or maybe we'll just keep it as Moose. Or T0m Cr00z.
Yes, Welcome your new team member, T0m Cr00z!!
Now, Off to traverse town, to find the other 6 postcards, and the other Winnie the Pooh page.
Stay tuned for episode 4 of the epic fanfic sensation that is sweeping the nation!
Well now, wasn't that just epic?
The effects of my sleep deprivation just seem to get worse and worse, eh?
Yeah... well, post what you think. As long as you think nice thoughts xD
SRSLY
NO, RLY?!
YA, RLY!
NO WAI!
LOL, I NO
IT ARE CHAPTER THREES!
Yes it is, folks! The moment that's bigger than Jesus, Elvis and the Beatles combined!
*CHAPTER 3*
Will the gang retrieve those clothespegs? Will Donald learn to play the drums?
Who knows? Not me, I can assure you.
Anyhoo... It's time for...
___________________________________________________________
---Chapter 3: The Colosseum (KH1) [The Secret Tournament]---
NOTE: Have SoftServer and LetterE equipped. Also, don't eat Lobster on the 3rd of June, or else you'll get SuperReallyBadDisease. That has no relevance to this chapter, it's just a reminder for your health.
BOMBSHELL: This contains Luxords first appearance ever in Kingdom Hearts
When you arrive at the Colosseum, use Blizzaga on the bowls filled with fire in the courtyard.
You will now realize that I just made you waste some time and MP (xD).
Not to worry, as there's a save point inside that will restore your pokemon to full health. We hope to see you again.
Talk to Mr. GoatMan (He says his name is Phil. Do not believe his lies!)
He will tell you that you can enter the Awesome Cup.
You will have to beat 100 of every heartless in the rounds.
For example, Round one will be 100 shadows. Round 2 will be 100 Shadow Knights etc...
The last couple of battles will be 3 of every boss in the game
E.G, There will be a round with 3 Jafars, a round with 3 Ansems (hehe, Mansex XD), a round with three Hades (and yes, a round with 3 Sephiroths).
The Very very very last battle will be against giant scissors that walk around repeating the words "Big Anacondas"!!
*ahem*
I mean Luxord.
You don't get to see his face, but he wears the organization coat thingy.
And he throws cards at you... and poker chips... and stuff.
If you win, that annoying cutscene of Sora saying 'We're the champs!!' will commence.
Except this time, he will have a crayon as the trophy, and Donald will be a small Panda.
PRIZES: - 4 Clothespegs
- 2 Omega Bangles
- A pet moose made of cardboard, crusty old sponges, apples and broken microphones
The Clothespegs are +9 AP each, and they hold up your clothes whilst they dry.
They're almost as awesome as tongs!
Right, so now that that's done, equip one clothes peg to each party member.
Still have one left over? Well, you shouldn't.
Because the Pet Moose is now a new team member! Hoorays!
A pet moose made of cardboard, crusty old sponges, apples and broken microphones, eh?
Lets abbreviate it to APMMOCCOSAABM
Or maybe we'll just keep it as Moose. Or T0m Cr00z.
Yes, Welcome your new team member, T0m Cr00z!!
Now, Off to traverse town, to find the other 6 postcards, and the other Winnie the Pooh page.
Stay tuned for episode 4 of the epic fanfic sensation that is sweeping the nation!
---Chapter 4: Traverse Town (KH1) [The Other Postcards & The Other Page Of Pooh]---
___________________________________________________________Well now, wasn't that just epic?
The effects of my sleep deprivation just seem to get worse and worse, eh?
Yeah... well, post what you think. As long as you think nice thoughts xD
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Haha! Glad you liked it, SRR xD
Yes. I'll include Cloud and his kettle.
I almost forgot about that XD
I almost forgot about that XD
God, I wonder if you can find ANY of the originals.
lol Very funny stuff! I love the randomness!
Thanks.
I would laugh if Nomura was reading this, and decided to make T0m Cr00z a character [x
That would be Pwnful xD
I would laugh if Nomura was reading this, and decided to make T0m Cr00z a character [x
That would be Pwnful xD
XD, I just had a horror thought though, lol. I wonder if he'd be reading our other thread the one we may possibly make as a fic lol. I dunno, he could be wetting himself with laughter.
LOL!
He's gonna hunt us down and hit us with his UberKeyblade.
Well, he won't hit us, because he's drunk. xD
He's gonna hunt us down and hit us with his UberKeyblade.
Well, he won't hit us, because he's drunk. xD
lol Prolly miss and hit some poor old lady and be sent to Jail... Bye Bye KH!
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