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Flashchat Quotes. Everyone has them in their Sigs. Most of them are hilarious. There's one problem, another quote comes along, and people change their sigs: I present the solution, An archive for flashchat quotes!
Please, do not post offensive quotes. Allusion is fine, but nothing graphic.
Edit: Woot! Stickied! Now I can call it the 'offical' thread!
Please, do not post offensive quotes. Allusion is fine, but nothing graphic.
Edit: Woot! Stickied! Now I can call it the 'offical' thread!
[Akaademik]: I'm not a he. I'm a she.
[Sky Bolt]: He never said you were a he...
[Zetsumi]: I'm a she too. For the right price.
Sky Bolt picks Luv up and places her in a small closet
[Sky Bolt]: now stay in there until you calm down
Zetsumi sells ET to the russians for a piece of cheese and three peanuts.
[LuvKyou]: HEY!!! *mumbles*
[LuvKyou]: oooh, YAY!! We have ET!
[Sky Bolt]: shoosh, no talking in the closet!
[Evarae]: we HAD ET
[Evarae]: I thought it was a good trade.
Zetsumi mounts a daring mission and retrieves ET. All set to the mission impossible theme. He dosent give back the peanuts.
[GeneralChaos]: Damn... another person I know becomes a Mod.
[GeneralChaos]: Why do you mock me, TM!?
[Blackest Night]: Damn's a minor swear
[Blackest Night]: I cant get you for that GC
[Blackest Night]: curses
[Blackest Night]: I wanna kick someone
[Evarae]: Kick Xell, he's been heere for 6 hours+
[Evarae]: And he hasn't said a thing.
[Blackest Night]: has he been doing anything?
[Zetsumi]: Damn! #$%^&* #$%^&* damn!
[Blackest Night]: language Zet
[Zetsumi]: ^_^
[Blackest Night]: im not sure if that qualifies, but meh
[Zetsumi]: I typed #$%^&* six times, and only two showed up...
[Blackest Night]: most people don't spout out number, dollar, percent, carrot, campersand asterisk when angry
[Blackest Night]: you will respect mah authoritah!
[Zetsumi]: And BN...I'd tell you where you can stick your authoritah, but then you could kick me, so I'll just let the threat hang in the air...
[Blackest Night]: good choice Zet
[Blackest Night]: always knew you were the smart
[Blackest Night]: *smart one
[Blackest Night]: ZOMG gasp, mod made a typing error!
[Blackest Night]: you saw nothing
Mitsukai realises that nobody cares about his sudden death. So he plots with his good friend Satan to be resurected
for the sole purpose of buying Satan some kabanas from the kabana store.
[GeneralChaos]: Mr. Satan, or Satan?
[Zetsumi]: Mits! Get me some Kabanas while your down there!
Mitsukai and Satan just love their Kabana, but Mitsukai also realises that while he is alive again he can unleash his revenge upon all who didn't care!
[Zetsumi]: And you shouldn't make deals with the devil. I could have used the dragons balls to wish you back
[Zetsumi]: Oh boy, I put an S in a space it shouldnt be.
Mitsukai doesn't understand why everyone thinks the situation is so funny, so to ease his feelings of confusion he shoves a bunch of hungarian kabana down his mouth, which bestows upon him flame breathing capabilities.
[Zetsumi]: You ease your feelings of confusion about a dragons balls by shoving a 4-inch long thin peice of meat in your mouth?
Mitsukai realises that nothing he says could come out right in this situation...
[Zetsumi]: Luv, I really like you. As more then a friend.
[LuvKyou]: Lots of ppl have been saying that lately, Zet
[Zetsumi]: LuvKyou, will you bear my child?
[LuvKyou]: No
[Johnny Stooge]: Luv, will you bear my child?
[LuvKyou]: No
[Zetsumi]: Damn, you just arnt in a child-bearing mood tonight are you Luv?
[LuvKyou]: no, i'm not, Zet
[Zetsumi]: Fine
[Zetsumi]: GC, will YOU bear my child?
[GeneralChaos]: ...mabye.
Sky Bolt keeps tapping his foot
ansemJR. Hugs sky bolt
[GeneralChaos]: Why don't we all just start skipping and holding hands, ya sick bastards?
[Hokage]: Did you know that hugging often leads to romantic relationships. You should use your hugs wisely
[Blackest Night]: I hug everyone Hok
Blackest Night hugs Hokage
Hokage is hugged by lots of people meaning he is the object of thier desires
[Blackest Night]: yes Hok
[Blackest Night]: you haunt my dreams in a sensually tantalizing manner[Hokage]: I knew it. I luv u guys 2
[Kira Haro]: It's sad that most of the 13 year olds in here that are overweight have them larger than j00, KS.
[Hokage]: Overweight girls have fat bags
[Hokage]: Regular girls have breasts
[Hokage]: Hawt girls have b00bs.
[Shady-DVS-Hoody-Child]: Overweight girls have big boobs ks
[Hokage]: Ugly girls have lumps
[Shady-DVS-Hoody-Child]: so you can try to binge on poptarts tilll your a B cup
[Hokage]: That is the law of mammary glands. Remember it well.
[Zetsumi]: Hok, you forgot 'mature' girls...saggy, ugh.
[Hokage]: Thanks for pointing that out Zet
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