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Keyblade Shards said:
Flash Chat 4/24- 2:35 A.M. PMT said:
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Zetsumi fires Karate-Kangaroos at GC.
GeneralChaos dflects them with his Leprachaun wrestlers.
[GeneralChaos]: *deflects.
[Zetsumi]: Crikey, look at 'em go! Little men, they are, crikey!
Zetsumi prepares a squadron of Emu Assault Bombers, but the plan fails when he remembers Emu's can't fly.
[GeneralChaos]: Ack, they'll kick yer arse, man. Lick ye all tha way back te tha house!
[The Scarecrow]: ...What the hell was that, GC??
[evil_kenshin]: while emu's dont fly, they do peck alot
Zetsumi instead sends a squadron of Emo Suicide Bombers.
GeneralChaos fights back with a superior economy.
[evil_kenshin]: *shakes fist at the ecomony*
Bahamut eats popcorn while watching the war
The Scarecrow sends in the special-ops Drop Bears to the capital of Ireland, with the mission of releasing a whorde of snakes throughout their grotequely-green Island.
Their mission succeeds.
[Zetsumi]: LMAO
The Scarecrow fights back also with superior Alchohol.
evil_kenshin points out that it will be an interesting challenge since both irish and australians are known for drinking
Bahamut drinks soda through straw
Zetsumi uses a greater land mass per person to overwhelm GC.
The Scarecrow also retorts by pointing out that Australia has won more International games against Ireland, than Vice-Versa.
GeneralChaos makes St. Paddy aware of Crows feindish plot, and heads off to Dublin with Colin Farrel to kick the snakes back out.
[LuvKyou]: Don't hurt GC's land
[LuvKyou]: that's the place where the ppl with the cool accents live
[evil_kenshin]: i wasnt defending ireland..i am australian why would i side with them
Bahamut got bored and head to take a shower
GeneralChaos has Ireland hide behind Britian and taunt the Aussies from over its shoulder.
The Scarecrow summons Crocodile Dundee with his Knifey-Spoony illusions, to foild the plans of St. Paddy and Colin Farrel.
The Scarecrow also wonders who's side Ned Kelly would belong on.
GeneralChaos cries cause he isn't fast enough to fend both off.
Zetsumi pulls an 'America' and calls for the support of other countries. France refuses, but NZ sends a tribe of scantily clad Maouri.
[The Scarecrow]: Lmao...
[GeneralChaos]: LMAO!
Zetsumi 's Maouri die. They brought sticks to a national emblem fight.
GeneralChaos combines the power of the EU to defeat the Aussies. The end.
[Zetsumi]: They should have brought some Kiwi's.
The Scarecrow summons the Aboriginals, with their half cut hose pipes to suck up all of Irelands Oil, and their Wire-Cutters.....for cutting assorted wires.
GeneralChaos uses Ireland rather large quantity of moss to bombard the Aussies by hiding explosives in them.
Zetsumi single-handedly defeats the EU and summons Sir Don Bradman to hit cricket balls at the enemy, much like Chicken Little in KH2.
[GeneralChaos]: Goddammit...
GeneralChaos brings up the Ashes, beating Zet in an instant.
The Scarecrow brings up every Ashes before the last, Instantly beating GC.
[GeneralChaos]: ...shut up, Crow.
[The Scarecrow]: xDD
[The Scarecrow]: Zet and I know our Country XD
Zetsumi proves there is no 'pot of gold' at the end of the rainbow, therefore discrediting that Ireland has any value
because tyhere is no 'Leprechaun gold'. Checkmate, Leprechaun boy.
[The Scarecrow]: ....Lmfao.
GeneralChaos has been left with no choice... he must summon an unstoppable foe... the Woman with an Iron Will...
GeneralChaos summons Maggie Thatcher!
evil_kenshin screams in horror
[GeneralChaos]: Your all right and effed now.
[evil_kenshin]: trust me you dont want to know
Zetsumi sends missionaries to Ireland to make them stop beleiving in Maggie Thatcher. She ceases existing.
The Scarecrow calls upon 'The Chasers'. The Chasers unstoable abilities bring down the will of Maggie Thatcher, for no Political Power can withstand the taunting rightousness of The Chasers.
[The Scarecrow]: ..LMFAO ZET
[Zetsumi]: Maggie Thatcher cannot survive without those that believe in her!!!
[GeneralChaos]: Damn. Two good arguements. Gimme a sec to think of a counter-measure...
[The Scarecrow]:
GeneralChaos uses the overwelming hillarity that is Father Ted to lull the Aussies into a false sense of security, then he unleashes the IRA.
evil_kenshin mumbles that that is a bit to harsh
Zetsumi brings up Ireland's bloody conflict-filled history due to the attempted converstion of religion. Checkmate,
once again.
evil_kenshin sends in oliver cromwell to invade ireland
GeneralChaos brings up the fact that, despide all this, Ireland is now richer than Australia.
Enchanted Rose reverts back to trappist monk like state
[GeneralChaos]: Cromwell... shit.
The Scarecrow brings up the fact that Despite all of which had happened, Ireland is most definately Poorer than Australia.
[GeneralChaos]: Ireland has proceeded to rob all of its citizens of all its cash over the past few years. They are the
richest country in Europe. They are bound to be richer than the Aussies.
The Scarecrow calls upon Australia's history of Convicts, which many being brutal Murderers and Such, destroy the IRA and military powers of Ireland.
Australia also feeds off of the US and Asia. They Are Bound to be Richer now.The Scarecrow points out that the Mineral economy for Australia is a major income source, which cannot be
destroyed/stolen/blemished or altered in any way unless it's occupents are Australian born and loyal, meaning they cannot be Traitors, never allowing Ireland to take advantage of our Major Source of Income.The Scarecrow also calls upon the Ghost of Slim Dusty, to destroy the Hearing Capabilities of all Irish Folk with his outrageous Country Music.
GeneralChaos makes use of Hugo Duncan in much the same way.
GeneralChaos persuades Bob Geldof to campaign against the Aussies, turning all the people in Africa against them.
Zetsumi promises Iraq freedom and liberty from oppression if they aid Australia. The Zealots flock to his command.
The Scarecrow sends in The Wiggles to aid The Ghost of Slim Dusty. They make their ways through Dublin in their Big Red Car, anihalating everything in their path. Dorothy the Dinosaur goes Gozilla-Style on the on the outer-regions of Ireland, and Captain Feathersword is currently en route to Ireland with his Fleet of Pirate Ships.
[The Scarecrow]: CheckMate.
[Zetsumi]: OMFG! THE WIGGLES!
[The Scarecrow]: Nobody Beats The Wiggles.
[Zetsumi]: Against the combined forces of religious fanatics and childrens entertainers, you stand no chance, GC!
[Zetsumi]: You forgot Henry the Octopus, Crow. We can have him dragging their navy fleet underwater.
[GeneralChaos]: To counter the Wiggles, Us Irish have the Morbegs from Morbeg land and also enlist the aid of the inhabitants of Balamory. Against Dorothy, we have our small army of radioactive Shamrocks with 7 feet and lazer eyes. Against Feathersword... well, look at the Spanish Armada. What happened to them?
Zetsumi uses the overwhelming force of John Howard's eyebrows to crus the Shamrock army.
The Scarecrow calls upon the rapid climate of the Australian Summer, to bring an Almighty Bushfire to the Shamrocks, burning them to a Crisp.
GeneralChaos has the Belfast Giants deal with John Howard.
[GeneralChaos]: *Gasp* thats it! I'll use Irish mythology!
[Zetsumi]: Not so fast, Australia has mythology too!
The Scarecrow begins to peel multiple 'pieces' from the Sydney Opera House and uses them as Projectiles to destroy Irish Mythology.
[Bahamut]: so... how's the warfare going?
Zetsumi summons the Rainbow Serpent to aid Crow. It fuses with the Sydney Opera House to form the Rainbow Opera Serpent, an unstoppable australian icon.
TheMuffinMan throws mutant Mcdonalds hamburgers to flood all of your country, with the tiny little note in each of them saying '3 America'
[GeneralChaos]: Chu Chullan, not willing to take sections of the Opera House in the face, beats them back with his mighty Hurley Bat.
Zetsumi sends the higly overhyped Sydney 2000 olypmic mascots. They are mad, having been ignored and abandoned since the moment the games ended.
he Scarecrow uses channeled energy from the Dreamtime, using it as a Power source and Ammunition supply for
His Aussie-Cannon, and fires a direct shot at Chu Chullan, thereby eliminating him from Existence
GeneralChaos decides if Zet is gonna get all Yu-Gi-Oh, that he will throw out a Shamrock Dragon and blow Australia
to smivs.
The Scarecrow pulls out John Howards 'Other' Eyebrow, to deflect attacks from the Shamrock Dragon.
Zetsumi summons a 'Shrimp on the Barbie' in face up attack position.
[Zetsumi]: Now, GC, I will defeat you and send you to the Dreamtime Realm, where nothing is as it seems, and there your spirit will remain until the aboriginals telling your story get drunk and start talking about secks instead!
GeneralChaos activates his trap card, 'Paddys Secret Brew', to flood Australia in booze.
The Scarecrow summons the Australian Public to Drink all of Paddy's Secret brew, which strangely, gives them super-human abilities.
Zetsumi activated his counter-trap, the 'Australian Beer Culture' to make GC's attack only take one point from his soldier's intelligence.
TheMuffinMan sends Micheal Jackson to molest both country's people, and Ronald Mcdonald to do the theme music
for when he does it....
The Scarecrow goes to Adelaide, the City of Churches, and takes all of the Steeples from the Churches and
launches them into Ireland, leaving large gaping holes all throughout the Island. Ireland is Now Sinking.
The Scarecrow accumulates an army of Crocodiles to Bombard Ireland.
Zetsumi sends an elusive Tasmanian Devil to Ireland. It begins spurting flame from it's mouth and burning Dublin.
[lv_kh0720]: danse, we're having a world war
[~DanseMacabre~]: World war? Where do I sign up?
[lv_kh0720]: ireland and australia!
~DanseMacabre~ is already in Ireland so that's okay XD
[Zetsumi]: Damn, GC's aquired another ally.
[GeneralChaos]: Sweet!
[TheMuffinMan]: lol
[GeneralChaos]: I need all the help I can get.
[The Scarecrow]: Bah, it won't help you none GC! Zet and I are already toof ar ahead for you to catch up, an we'll get further!
[Zetsumi]: Now it's 2 on 2...Damn, I hate it when I don't have an unfair advantage!
[The Scarecrow]: C'mon Zet, lets Deviate on Australian Culture!
The Scarecrow begins recalling Australian history rappidly
[GeneralChaos]: Damn... dinner time. I'll have to put up my counter another time. Farewell, all.
[Zetsumi]: Aye, farewell, my defeated enemy. You were a worthy opponent.
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[TheMuffinMan]: grabs the goo thing and slimes Sham with his 'dripping green load'
[Shamdeo]: ...
[GeneralChaos]: ...
[TwilightSora]:
[The Lounge]: Final Dive Sora has left at 1:17 pm
[Shamdeo]: Oh my... >_>
[TheMuffinMan]: It seriously says that when you kill someone with it...
[TwilightSora]: ...
[The Scarecrow]: ...o__O
[Thespis]: . . .
[Boondock Saint]: O__o;
[GeneralChaos]: Many disturbing thoughts just ran through my head.
[TheMuffinMan]: GOD DAMMIT I HATE ALL OF YOU
[TwilightSora]: Sure it does....
[The Scarecrow]: You really screwed that one up, TMM.
[TheMuffinMan]: If I see that ANYWHERE on this fecking site, i swear I'm leaving...
[TwilightSora]: Muffin, I'm quoting it now.
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Oh, good times.
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