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The Fan Dumb Critics-Club
An actual Critics-Club, not a Hate-Club
"For fans, they sure do complain a lot."
- Dean Winchester
"Think of the most vicious, bitchy queen you've ever met. The worst of the fans are much, much worse."
- John Nathan-Turner, former Doctor Who showrunner
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Don't you get tired of seeing people complaining about Sonic having green eyes in Sonic the Hedgehog 4, or that the game itself doesn't have 16-bit graphics?
Don't you get disillusioned with the gaming fandom when you see people saying "Ocarina of Time 3D? Too much like Ocarina of Time!"?
When someone announces their plans to assassinate Aya Hirano for revealing that she had a boyfriend once, don't you want to assassinate them instead?
If so, then I welcome you with open arms. Join me in my crusade against hypocritical, illogical, insane, so-called "fans".
The HC's Blacklist
mariotehplumber (Sonic "fanboy", maker of terrible rants)
EpicKnightOfJustice/nicochi (Hates Sonic and still makes art of him in DeviantArt)
TheBalishChannel (Maker of terrible anti-Sonic videos, also does not take criticisms lightly)
Nick "NCHammer326" Coffin (Makes rants disguised as fanfiction)
Farla (Writer of Pokémon fanfiction on FF.net, reviled for her "grammar Nazi"-style reviews)
The GameFAQs Forums (filled to the brim with Fan Dumb, house to loads of flamewars and pointless bitching)
Noah Antwiler (Serious-level Zelda fan hater, criticizes some games for the wrong reasons)
Spoiler ShowSeriously, I was reading about Jon Stewart's Rally to restore sanity and I thought that what this fandom really needs is that. A club to restore sanity, a club to acknowledge that of course we think different things, and of course we don't all like every single part of the Kingdom Hearts series (I, for one, dislike the random platforming and rhythm gaming. And the camera...damn camera) or every character (Hayner, Pence, and Olette kinda seem random to me...), but that's okay. It is okay to write fanfiction where 15 year olds are and remain virgins. It is okay to wish Nomura spent more time developing one character or another.
It is okay to say that you like canon, that before anything else, you turn to canon because it is what made you love the series.
It is okay to accept that Nomura is an incredible creator even if Aerith sounds like a robot in the second game.
It is time to restore sanity, KH fandom. I think this might be the club to do that.
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So whaddya say? Join and spit out examples of fandoms holding the Idiot Ball.
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