The EPIC Pointless War

[Dman2.0]

Stabs your mother with a T-Virus needle and calls a swarm of zerg to take over the planet.

 

[Max]

I eat all the zergs and... I WIN CALLED IT!

 

[The Dead Skin]

I summon the final boss of Time Crisis 3 for teh lulz!

 

[Shadow Key]

Downloads Gigawatt Blades from the PSN store and stabs the boss in the head, then, decapitating it and flying back to the ground. inFamous FTW.

 

[Musical charm]

I use my duplicating powers to create another gigawatt blades and stabs you in the back, then I summon king kong to to destroy the whole world!! mwahahahaha!!!!

 

[Luap]

My PKMN army gets around the tornado!
And then they attack King Kong!
An epic attack of all the PKMN elements combined hits him, ripping him to shreds.
My Bulbasaur uses absorb and abrosbs King Kongs remains.

 

[Death]

God Summons a super lighning attack that is super effective on your pokemon and Agumon and Gabumon fuse and make Omnimon and kills everyone in sight.

 

[deep_but_stupid]

I call up my best mates Odin and Thor and anyone else who happens to be hanging aroung Asgard and told them all that you called their mothers fat.

(thats right, i just summoned a pantheon of gods !)

 

[Shadow Key]

Uses electricity to heal wounds from stabbing, and then summons...



NO, CAN IT BE?!? IT CAN'T!

BUT THAT THEME, IT'S RECOGNIZABLE ANYWHERE ON A KH SITE! COULD IT BE??

SEPH I ROTH!

Unfortunately, Sephiroth turned on me, so I have to preserve myself in this protective shield while he kills everyone in sight...

...What have I done?

 

[testify]

i play peace maker with everyone and offer them a complimentary blanket....but the blanket is infected with the aids

hur hur hur

 

[Shadow Key]

Sephiroth destroys the blanket. This thread is slowly dying. D:

 

[Luap]

-uses cure on the thread-

Epic Smiley stares at Sephiroth, destroying his soul.
When Sephiroth tries to destory Smiley, he fails because Smiley is just text!
Sephiroth dies.

 

[NoBoDy HeRo777]

but i use a phoenix down on sephiroth and he is back alive again

 

[testify]

i steal one of iran's new 'ambassador of death' drones and fire it at all ya

 

[jawz]

I reveal spoilers to the whole thread to demoralize everybody.

 

[Shadow Key]

but i use a phoenix down on sephiroth and he is back alive again

I like you... shall we team up? *evil grin*