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VersionX's tentacles!!! xD ahhhh
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TENTACLEZOMG <33
Thanks for the comments once again everyone, and I am proud to present the next chapter of The Days of Our Pr0n! Please everyone sit tight, and enjoy the continuation of this magical journey. :O
"Why dost thou dare enter the land of the mighty Squidopuss? Hast thee lost thy mind?!"
The lovely couple stared into the eyes of the magnificent creature that had gotten a hold of them, as they tried to think of a way to escape, for they had no knowledge of whether this creature was a friend or foe.
"Well, sir" Ryuko hesitantly said. "It was an accident. I swear on my entire stack of pr0n that it was, oh mighty creature of the seas." Ryuko placed his hand on his chest, and this, the mighty Squidopuss noticed. He could tell for certain that this man was a man of his word, just like the mighty Squidopuss himself.
When the lovely princess and the young pr0n writer noticed the great creature calming down, their curiosity got the better of them, and they started asking this newfound creature many questions.
"Excuse me" the princess said. "But how did a creature like you end up in this ocean? For certain I had never known that this ocean housed such magnificent beings."
The great creature enjoyed it when he got to tell others his life story. This was a rare occasion, for all the creatures he had met in his entire life, were all either too frightened, and ran for their lives at the sight of the mighty Squidopuss, or were gobbled up by the mighty being, for his appetite was great.
The fearsome creature held Ryuko and the lovely princess Fleriënne high up on one of his tentacles, as he started his story.
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"Yes, it all started many many years ago. I was at the underground lab of evil King Kira. I had just opened my eyes, and found myself in chains, bare naked a large table, all of my tentacles bare to anyone who would gain pleasure out of seeing my naked body, struggling for my life. Evil King Kira, the one who I would come to hate so much, started speaking.
‘This, is it?’ He said, as he moved forward and looked down upon me.
‘This is my ultimate clone?’
‘Why yes, my Lord.’ the evil servant of King Kira said. ‘I must say I did not expect such an outcome either.’
‘I cannot rule the world with this!’ evil King Kira yelled. ‘I am not an octopus pr0n writer! How could this have happened??’
The evil servant said nothing, for he could not figure out what went wrong with the ultimate sexy clone project that evil King Kira had set up. The evil King finally calmed down.
‘Fine… let’s just start over shall we.’
The evil servant took out a list, and grabbed his pencil.
‘What name or number have you reserved for this one, oh mighty Lord?’
Evil King Kira stepped forward, and looked deep into my eyes, which were filled with fear for I had no knowledge of what would happen to me next.
‘I will call this one… version X.’
The evil King left the room, and just when I thought I was safe, evil King Kira’s clones untied me, and wanted to toss me into the dump of evil King Kira’s waste. I struggled for my life, and I knocked many of the clones unconscious with my mighty tentacles. However one of the guards managed to reach a large cannon, that shot me through the window, all the way into this ocean here. Ever since then, I roamed the seven seas, searching for nutritious materials to keep me alive, until the day would arrive that I could avenge myself, and battle evil King Kira once more."
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The mighty Squidopuss opened his eyes, and after staring into the naked sky for a little while, trying to get a hold of himself after his reminiscing, he sighed, and looked down at the couple.
However, as the mighty Squidopuss looked down, he noticed the young pr0n writer and the lovely princess had started secksing on top of his tentacle, for they had gotten bored with the Squidopuss’ tale.
"OMFG" the mighty Squidopuss exclaimed. "Cease and desist at once!"
The young pr0n writer and the lovely princess quickly sat back up, and looked up at the mighty Squidopuss with the most serious looks they could have ever manifested upon their innocent faces.
However, the mighty Squidopuss noticed that despite of the disgrace they had brought to his tentacle, the lovely princess and the pr0n writer were quite the fashionable couple. This had given him an idea.
"How would you two lovebirds like it if I played you a small serenade?"
And without hesitation, the mighty Squidopuss whipped out his violin and bagpipes, and used his many tentacles to play them both at the same time, forming a true one man band, producing a sound that was truly pleasurable to human ears.
But just as the couple was listening to the soothing sound of the Squidopuss’ marvellous music, he felt another magical inspiration popping up in his humongous head.
"Oh my.." he said "I think… I think… it’s MORPHING TIME!"
"WTF" Ryuko exclaimed, as he witnessed the mighty Squidopuss turning into an even greater and more impressing beast then it already was.
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"I have seen them in the woods today eh, Horaito."
"You have? That is excellent. We need them here at once."
"I know that, but how will we get them here eh?"
"Don’t fret, the Scotsman knows what to do. And… for heaven‘s sake, could you please stop using that word?"
"… eh?"
Thanks for the comments once again everyone, and I am proud to present the next chapter of The Days of Our Pr0n! Please everyone sit tight, and enjoy the continuation of this magical journey. :O
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The lovely couple had just stumbled upon yet another mighty and fearsome creature...
The lovely couple had just stumbled upon yet another mighty and fearsome creature...
"Why dost thou dare enter the land of the mighty Squidopuss? Hast thee lost thy mind?!"
The lovely couple stared into the eyes of the magnificent creature that had gotten a hold of them, as they tried to think of a way to escape, for they had no knowledge of whether this creature was a friend or foe.
"Well, sir" Ryuko hesitantly said. "It was an accident. I swear on my entire stack of pr0n that it was, oh mighty creature of the seas." Ryuko placed his hand on his chest, and this, the mighty Squidopuss noticed. He could tell for certain that this man was a man of his word, just like the mighty Squidopuss himself.
When the lovely princess and the young pr0n writer noticed the great creature calming down, their curiosity got the better of them, and they started asking this newfound creature many questions.
"Excuse me" the princess said. "But how did a creature like you end up in this ocean? For certain I had never known that this ocean housed such magnificent beings."
The great creature enjoyed it when he got to tell others his life story. This was a rare occasion, for all the creatures he had met in his entire life, were all either too frightened, and ran for their lives at the sight of the mighty Squidopuss, or were gobbled up by the mighty being, for his appetite was great.
The fearsome creature held Ryuko and the lovely princess Fleriënne high up on one of his tentacles, as he started his story.
---
"Yes, it all started many many years ago. I was at the underground lab of evil King Kira. I had just opened my eyes, and found myself in chains, bare naked a large table, all of my tentacles bare to anyone who would gain pleasure out of seeing my naked body, struggling for my life. Evil King Kira, the one who I would come to hate so much, started speaking.
‘This, is it?’ He said, as he moved forward and looked down upon me.
‘This is my ultimate clone?’
‘Why yes, my Lord.’ the evil servant of King Kira said. ‘I must say I did not expect such an outcome either.’
‘I cannot rule the world with this!’ evil King Kira yelled. ‘I am not an octopus pr0n writer! How could this have happened??’
The evil servant said nothing, for he could not figure out what went wrong with the ultimate sexy clone project that evil King Kira had set up. The evil King finally calmed down.
‘Fine… let’s just start over shall we.’
The evil servant took out a list, and grabbed his pencil.
‘What name or number have you reserved for this one, oh mighty Lord?’
Evil King Kira stepped forward, and looked deep into my eyes, which were filled with fear for I had no knowledge of what would happen to me next.
‘I will call this one… version X.’
The evil King left the room, and just when I thought I was safe, evil King Kira’s clones untied me, and wanted to toss me into the dump of evil King Kira’s waste. I struggled for my life, and I knocked many of the clones unconscious with my mighty tentacles. However one of the guards managed to reach a large cannon, that shot me through the window, all the way into this ocean here. Ever since then, I roamed the seven seas, searching for nutritious materials to keep me alive, until the day would arrive that I could avenge myself, and battle evil King Kira once more."
---
The mighty Squidopuss opened his eyes, and after staring into the naked sky for a little while, trying to get a hold of himself after his reminiscing, he sighed, and looked down at the couple.
However, as the mighty Squidopuss looked down, he noticed the young pr0n writer and the lovely princess had started secksing on top of his tentacle, for they had gotten bored with the Squidopuss’ tale.
"OMFG" the mighty Squidopuss exclaimed. "Cease and desist at once!"
The young pr0n writer and the lovely princess quickly sat back up, and looked up at the mighty Squidopuss with the most serious looks they could have ever manifested upon their innocent faces.
However, the mighty Squidopuss noticed that despite of the disgrace they had brought to his tentacle, the lovely princess and the pr0n writer were quite the fashionable couple. This had given him an idea.
"How would you two lovebirds like it if I played you a small serenade?"
And without hesitation, the mighty Squidopuss whipped out his violin and bagpipes, and used his many tentacles to play them both at the same time, forming a true one man band, producing a sound that was truly pleasurable to human ears.
But just as the couple was listening to the soothing sound of the Squidopuss’ marvellous music, he felt another magical inspiration popping up in his humongous head.
"Oh my.." he said "I think… I think… it’s MORPHING TIME!"
"WTF" Ryuko exclaimed, as he witnessed the mighty Squidopuss turning into an even greater and more impressing beast then it already was.
---
"I have seen them in the woods today eh, Horaito."
"You have? That is excellent. We need them here at once."
"I know that, but how will we get them here eh?"
"Don’t fret, the Scotsman knows what to do. And… for heaven‘s sake, could you please stop using that word?"
"… eh?"
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OMG! What is this transformation that the mighty Squidopuss is experiencing?
What will happen to monkee?
Who are these two new mysterious characters?
Will evil King Kira ever make an ultimate sexy soldier?
Find out all this and more, in the next chapter of:
Coming soon!
OMG! What is this transformation that the mighty Squidopuss is experiencing?
What will happen to monkee?
Who are these two new mysterious characters?
Will evil King Kira ever make an ultimate sexy soldier?
Find out all this and more, in the next chapter of:
Coming soon!
xD VersionX, Raito, and BeeBee are added to the mix. >.< I sadly felt this chapter went nowhere fast, but I want to know what happens next!
Lmao, another great chapter to behold xD
xDDDDD
D: i wasn't expecting it as well. So VeX is a Kira clone...it all makes sense xD
UPDART RYU, I command j00. o_-
xDDDDD
D: i wasn't expecting it as well. So VeX is a Kira clone...it all makes sense xD
UPDART RYU, I command j00. o_-
Hahahah, I could see him actually doing that.
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Horaito? xD Good stuff.
Can't wait til the next chappy.
Can't wait til the next chappy.
Finally! Gawd <> ..... >_>
Haha, I almost had a heart attack XD
Haha, I almost had a heart attack XD
Rumor around the mill is that Keyblade Shards almost did her infamous barf laugh while reading this. 
Darky Dee said:Rumor around the mill is that Keyblade Shards almost did her infamous barf laugh while reading this.
O_O;; Where did you hear this? Was it... Kira?!
Ew, God no. That username is taboo in my presence. xD
No worries, Darky loves you no matter what. Even if you were fat, or if you're dying of a venereal disease, and if your small or hairy... wait, on second thought. No, I wouldn't. >.>
But still! Have no ph34r, Darky loves you. <3
No worries, Darky loves you no matter what. Even if you were fat, or if you're dying of a venereal disease, and if your small or hairy... wait, on second thought. No, I wouldn't. >.>
But still! Have no ph34r, Darky loves you. <3
Darky Dee said:
Am I rly fat? -looks at self in mirror- Time to drop 20 lbs
Noooo. ;_;
Kay Ess, do not attempt to join Weight Watchers, it's a scam! People go there to watch others gain weight, not lose it. Think twice! That's artery-cloging suicide!
Oh, by the way Ryu. Did I ever tell you, you have nice sleeves? =3
...and on a sidenote, keep it up. Great work. do.ob
Kay Ess, do not attempt to join Weight Watchers, it's a scam! People go there to watch others gain weight, not lose it. Think twice! That's artery-cloging suicide!
Oh, by the way Ryu. Did I ever tell you, you have nice sleeves? =3
...and on a sidenote, keep it up. Great work. do.ob
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