The Church of Secks

[.:oh_your_hott:.]

Right...

Haha Im watching south park and Jesus was on it...I thought that sorta kind reltaed to church.

 

[Morpheaus]

Right...

Haha Im watching south park and Jesus was on it...I thought that sorta kind reltaed to church.

<.< I don't watch that crap fest.

 

[.:oh_your_hott:.]

: o You're a horibble person. Jk.

 

[Morpheaus]

: o You're a horibble person. Jk.

<.< Sadly, you're pretty much on the mark.

 

[.:oh_your_hott:.]

No Morph Im positive that you are farrr from a horibble person! You're just a perv, but theres nothing wrong with that

 

[Morpheaus]

<.< You never know....ohoooo!

 

[.:oh_your_hott:.]

ohoooooo! Well I dont want a horbblie person undressing me with their eyes, so It'd be best if you just said that you werent a horibble pers on

 

[Morpheaus]

ohoooooo! Well I dont want a horbblie person undressing me with their eyes, so It'd be best if you just said that you werent a horibble pers on

-Dresses you with his eyes.- ^^ I like you so I won't lie to you.

 

[.:oh_your_hott:.]

Haha fianally I have been dressed again!!!

 

[Alaude Drenxta]

Big boys need love too.

Breaking, I promise you as a good Papal authority to shatter all of these commandments with extreme secksual acts of perversion and debatchery.

.........dont you mean UPHOLD them with acts of perversion and debatchery?

Oh god...

did soembody call? =D

 

[Valentine]

Good GOD I CANNOT BELIEVE I'M DOING THIS.


Username: CrimsonButterfly
Join Date: Ooops. I thought you meant... right. Sep 2004.
Rep POINTS: About 7? I dunno.
Are you a slut?: Depends on what you consider a slut.

 

[GeneralChaos]

Username: GeneralChaos.
Join Date: January last year.
Rep POINTS: 17!? Thanks a lot, ya stingy bas-! *glances at Mods* N-nothing...
Are you a slut: Only when I'm tipsy. Otherwise, I'd need a second opinion.

 

[Alaude Drenxta]

=D

GC, you are The Kneeling Pastor

and CB, you are dubbed Bitchy Priestess of F**ktitude

TEH SECKS has spoken, all who oppose the might of the gods will burn in eternal virginity. :/

 

[Valentine]

Sooooo....what now? *yawn*

 

[Alaude Drenxta]

We will be working on events and such for the church in time, for now we're working on making commandments, defining sins, and gaining followers.

WE HAVE BIRTHED OUR CHRIST!!!!

Today in the chat, a secret was spilt. Scarecrow, The Secks Monger has forced his will upon the supplicants of a chruch, raping and ravaging it's sluts. Now, he has given a love child to Bitchy Priestess of F*cktitude, she is now the birth mother of Christ. We've all agreed that it is INDEED Secks Monger's fault. :/

 

[_Riku_]

We will be working on events and such for the church in time, for now we're working on making commandments, defining sins, and gaining followers.

WE HAVE BIRTHED OUR CHRIST!!!!

Today in the chat, a secret was spilt. Scarecrow, The Secks Monger has forced his will upon the supplicants of a chruch, raping and ravaging it's sluts. Now, he has given a love child to Bitchy Priestess of F*cktitude, she is now the birth mother of Christ. We've all agreed that it is INDEED Secks Monger's fault. :/

*gasp*

All hail the Bitchy Priestess of F*cktitude, the birth mother of Christ...

Ok, someone needs to give me some, [b[ NOW [/b].
Teh missionary whore is waiting!

 

[Uzumaki-Naruto]

o.o Yeah this thread rawks

 

[_Riku_]

Teh missionary whore has a proposal for the gawds.
I think that teh church should contain a huge hottub filled with holy water... xD

I need approval of teh gawds...

 

[.:oh_your_hott:.]

I agree with Heidi. Also I need some lovin.

 

[unknown_boy]

Y'all must be F'ing kidding me with this jive a$$ church thing right........right?