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This is just a one-shot inspired by a sketch I drew a while ago about Demyx and Larxene.
The Bathroom That Never Was
“Hey Marly, do you wanna see something funny today?” Xigbar chuckled.
Marluxia rolled his eyes and sighed, “You know, I don’t like being called Marly. My name is Marluxia not Marly. And, whatever you’re plotting I have no plan to be a part of.”
“Well, you know I can’t pronounce your name and it’s better than me calling you Flower Boy,” Xigbar snickered.
Marluxia rolled his eyes, got off the sofa and headed towards Saix for a mission.
Xigbar bellowed a huge laugh. Everyone else in the room ignored him, except Luxord. The Gambler of Fate sat next to Xigbar. “Why the hardy attitude,” Luxord asked.
Xigbar faced Luxord and smirked as he watched Demyx strumming his sitar,
“Larxene is headed towards the beach today, so she is going to be changing into her bikini.”
Luxord raised an eye brow and asked, “What are you planning? So what, if Larxene’s changing into her bikini, she doesn’t look attractive in it like most girls do. Too me, she looks like a Darkside trying to pass as a Shadow.”
Xigbar’s smile widened, “Precisely, I know how hideous she looks in her bikini.
That’s why I’m going to send Demyx to Xemnas’ bathroom to retrieve toilet paper for the public bathrooms within the castle. After all, you know how much Xemnas has the runs.”
Luxord moved away from Xigbar and gave a grossed-out demeanor, “Xigbar that was too much information even for me and it usually takes a lot to gross me out.”
Xigbar chuckled, “As if, you’d be laughing your pants off once it goes through.”
~~~
Demyx walked down the hall with a defeated stare and said, “Man, I can’t believe they are making me do bathroom duty. I mean, bathroom duty is the worst.”
Demyx pulled out a long list from his pocket and studied the white paper.
“Alright, let’s see what’s first,” Demyx read. “Clean up the Superior’s bathroom,” Demyx finished.
“Alright, that sounds easy enough,” Demyx said as he rolled the list back into his coat pocket.
He stood in front of Xemnas’ bathroom and opened the door. Demyx went over to the toilet and picked up some towels. While, he was gathering the towels, Larxene was getting out of the shower. She pulled a towel down from the rack and dried herself. Larxene then grabbed a yellow bikini with lightning bolts coming out of some clouds and wrapped her hour-glass figure around it.
She stepped out of the shower and onto a white, carpeted mat that was just next to the toilet that Demyx was picking up towels from. “There, that’s the last of them,” Demyx smirked as he got up with the towels wrapped around his arms and not noticing the Savage Nymph.
“Hey, whaddaya think you’re doing?!” Larxene shouted.
Demyx turned around to see Larxene. He dropped the towels and grabbed his stomach. His cheeks filled up like balloons and he went towards the lid of the commode. “Oh my gosh, Larxene, what the heck are you doing in the bathroom!?” Demyx asked as he began to puke inside the already-clean, porcelain toilet.
Larxene placed her arms onto her huge hips and gave an angry expression.
“What am I doing here?! Better yet, why are you here? I just got out of the shower, idiot!” Larxene said.
“I was doing bathroom duty and Xemnas’ bathroom was the first,” Demyx explained while whimpering. “Why are you taking a shower in Xemnas’ tub anyways?”
“Bathroom duty,” Larxene said her voice becoming fiercer as thunder.
“There’s no such thing as bathroom duty, you idiot and by the way, my bathroom is filthy and Xemnas’ bathroom is the only clean one within this boring castle,” Larxene finished.
Demyx screamed as Larxene summoned lightening her hands and called for her knives.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the door, eight Nobodies were gathered. Xigbar chuckled, “I told you my plan would work, Luxord. And, you doubted me. Heh.”
Luxord sighed, “I still think it was a bad idea. What if Xemnas has to use the bathroom then he’ll turn you into a Dusk.”
Xigbar replied, “There’s no way Xemnas would have to use the bathroom, he’s always stuck sitting on that hard throne or going to the chamber to sleep. He hardly ever comes to his room. Plus, I have Roxas keeping watch.”
Suddenly, Roxas ran down the hall. “The Superior is coming! The Superior is coming!” Roxas yelled as he ran towards them.
All the other Nobodies dispersed from the door like a frightened cattle. Luxord and Xigbar remained at the door, both with flabbergasted looks on their faces. Xemnas came towards the door and commanded the two of them to leave. Xigbar blocked the door not wanting the Superior to find out that his bathroom was probably a disaster, because of Demyx’s puking.
Xemnas pushed Xigbar to the side and opened the door. He entered the bathroom. Xigbar fell to his knees and began to sulk. “Man, I’m toast!” Xigbar complained.
Luxord chuckled, “You may be toast, but I’m actually enjoying this.”
A loud demonic voice bellowed through the door and into the castle, “My bathroom, what happened to my precious bathroom! Demyx and Larxene, get out!”
The door slammed open and the two fled out of the bathroom like a raining thunderstorm passing over a small town. Xemnas rushed out of the bathroom, his usually, uncaring amber eyes were now filled with fire. He glanced at Xigbar and slammed the door. “No. II, I’m going to turn you into a DUSK!”
Xigbar whimpered as he backed away and called for a Dark Corridor to escape this situation.
“Hey Marly, do you wanna see something funny today?” Xigbar chuckled.
Marluxia rolled his eyes and sighed, “You know, I don’t like being called Marly. My name is Marluxia not Marly. And, whatever you’re plotting I have no plan to be a part of.”
“Well, you know I can’t pronounce your name and it’s better than me calling you Flower Boy,” Xigbar snickered.
Marluxia rolled his eyes, got off the sofa and headed towards Saix for a mission.
Xigbar bellowed a huge laugh. Everyone else in the room ignored him, except Luxord. The Gambler of Fate sat next to Xigbar. “Why the hardy attitude,” Luxord asked.
Xigbar faced Luxord and smirked as he watched Demyx strumming his sitar,
“Larxene is headed towards the beach today, so she is going to be changing into her bikini.”
Luxord raised an eye brow and asked, “What are you planning? So what, if Larxene’s changing into her bikini, she doesn’t look attractive in it like most girls do. Too me, she looks like a Darkside trying to pass as a Shadow.”
Xigbar’s smile widened, “Precisely, I know how hideous she looks in her bikini.
That’s why I’m going to send Demyx to Xemnas’ bathroom to retrieve toilet paper for the public bathrooms within the castle. After all, you know how much Xemnas has the runs.”
Luxord moved away from Xigbar and gave a grossed-out demeanor, “Xigbar that was too much information even for me and it usually takes a lot to gross me out.”
Xigbar chuckled, “As if, you’d be laughing your pants off once it goes through.”
~~~
Demyx walked down the hall with a defeated stare and said, “Man, I can’t believe they are making me do bathroom duty. I mean, bathroom duty is the worst.”
Demyx pulled out a long list from his pocket and studied the white paper.
“Alright, let’s see what’s first,” Demyx read. “Clean up the Superior’s bathroom,” Demyx finished.
“Alright, that sounds easy enough,” Demyx said as he rolled the list back into his coat pocket.
He stood in front of Xemnas’ bathroom and opened the door. Demyx went over to the toilet and picked up some towels. While, he was gathering the towels, Larxene was getting out of the shower. She pulled a towel down from the rack and dried herself. Larxene then grabbed a yellow bikini with lightning bolts coming out of some clouds and wrapped her hour-glass figure around it.
She stepped out of the shower and onto a white, carpeted mat that was just next to the toilet that Demyx was picking up towels from. “There, that’s the last of them,” Demyx smirked as he got up with the towels wrapped around his arms and not noticing the Savage Nymph.
“Hey, whaddaya think you’re doing?!” Larxene shouted.
Demyx turned around to see Larxene. He dropped the towels and grabbed his stomach. His cheeks filled up like balloons and he went towards the lid of the commode. “Oh my gosh, Larxene, what the heck are you doing in the bathroom!?” Demyx asked as he began to puke inside the already-clean, porcelain toilet.
Larxene placed her arms onto her huge hips and gave an angry expression.
“What am I doing here?! Better yet, why are you here? I just got out of the shower, idiot!” Larxene said.
“I was doing bathroom duty and Xemnas’ bathroom was the first,” Demyx explained while whimpering. “Why are you taking a shower in Xemnas’ tub anyways?”
“Bathroom duty,” Larxene said her voice becoming fiercer as thunder.
“There’s no such thing as bathroom duty, you idiot and by the way, my bathroom is filthy and Xemnas’ bathroom is the only clean one within this boring castle,” Larxene finished.
Demyx screamed as Larxene summoned lightening her hands and called for her knives.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the door, eight Nobodies were gathered. Xigbar chuckled, “I told you my plan would work, Luxord. And, you doubted me. Heh.”
Luxord sighed, “I still think it was a bad idea. What if Xemnas has to use the bathroom then he’ll turn you into a Dusk.”
Xigbar replied, “There’s no way Xemnas would have to use the bathroom, he’s always stuck sitting on that hard throne or going to the chamber to sleep. He hardly ever comes to his room. Plus, I have Roxas keeping watch.”
Suddenly, Roxas ran down the hall. “The Superior is coming! The Superior is coming!” Roxas yelled as he ran towards them.
All the other Nobodies dispersed from the door like a frightened cattle. Luxord and Xigbar remained at the door, both with flabbergasted looks on their faces. Xemnas came towards the door and commanded the two of them to leave. Xigbar blocked the door not wanting the Superior to find out that his bathroom was probably a disaster, because of Demyx’s puking.
Xemnas pushed Xigbar to the side and opened the door. He entered the bathroom. Xigbar fell to his knees and began to sulk. “Man, I’m toast!” Xigbar complained.
Luxord chuckled, “You may be toast, but I’m actually enjoying this.”
A loud demonic voice bellowed through the door and into the castle, “My bathroom, what happened to my precious bathroom! Demyx and Larxene, get out!”
The door slammed open and the two fled out of the bathroom like a raining thunderstorm passing over a small town. Xemnas rushed out of the bathroom, his usually, uncaring amber eyes were now filled with fire. He glanced at Xigbar and slammed the door. “No. II, I’m going to turn you into a DUSK!”
Xigbar whimpered as he backed away and called for a Dark Corridor to escape this situation.
