The "Ask a Mexican" Thread

[Bukkake Sensei]

I know you all have questions for people like me and Steve.

 

[Spic Steve]

fucken gringos mang.

 

[Lycanthrope]

How long are your naps?

 

[Darkness of White]

What are the colors of the rainbow?

 

[Bukkake Sensei]

How long are your naps?

Generally speaking, Mexicans don't get more than four hours of sleep per twenty-four hour time period because they have to work eighteen hours a day to support their families (or if you're a female, to crank out babies) and they need at least two hours a day to catch up on their novelas.

What are the colors of the rainbow?

Red, white and green.

 

[Darkness of White]

Ok, why do I see most Mexicans as hott?

 

[Spic Steve]

Ok, why do I see most Mexicans as hott?

Because you love workers that treat you like shit, smell like grease, and drink beer with their 'ways' every day.

 

[scubasteve]

have you guys read my updated chapters yet?

 

[Lancelot]

How much wood can you chuck if you were woodchuckers?

 

[Bukkake Sensei]

have you guys read my updated chapters yet?

Yes. Dude, it is probably a bad thing, but I seriously got a little emotional when reading about Chigger's life when growing up.

How much wood can you chuck if you were woodchuckers?

Given that we aren't woodchuckers and we can chuck an average of 3 logs per minute, I'd say "a lot".

 

[Vayne Mechanics]

Why do mexicans suck

 

[Spic Steve]

Why do mexicans suck

we take any job as long as we get paid .50¢+
and because we have bigger penises than azns.

 

[Lycanthrope]

What is a Mexican's favorite job?

 

[Spic Steve]

What is a Mexican's favorite job?

Reproducing to our wetback music.

 

[Aucune Raison]

Would you vote for Pedro?

 

[Bukkake Sensei]

Would you vote for Pedro?

No, Pedro was a fake ass bitch without a legitimate Dirty Sanchez mustache. Fuck him.

 

[365fails]

do Mexicans listen to techno?

 

[Apollo]

Do Mexican Women like it in the front or the back?

 

[Vice]

Am i a terrible Mexican if i dont speak Spanish. I'd like to believe that i am

 

[Charlie]

why do mexicans on my end of the US all listen to ska like a bunch of generic little faggots, and who also try to be /punk/ like its a fucking religion?