Conversations me and my friend have. She's a girl, I'm a guy. I'll update this regularly.
Jake: Agent Johnson.
Jake: I have an assignment for you.
Jordan: What is it, Doctor Handy?
Jake: Doctor Handy has been kinapped by the German terrorist group, Guten. I need you to infiltrate unnoticed and bring Doctor Handy back unharmed.
Jordan: Unharmed, you say? That might be a little hard, but I'll do my best!
Jake: You have until 2100 to complete your assignment. Good luck.
Jordan: I'm on it! *jumps out window*
Jordan: *gets to Germany* Hmm... ahh... Guten's hideout. Weird name, 'The Gutentory'... hah.
Jordan: *jumps in through windows swiftly and sees Doctor Handy tied up to a pole. Guten has his back to D.H. and is mixing chemicals*
Jake: *Chief calls on watch phone* Guten isn't a person, Agent.
Jordan: *Listens to Chief* Right, I know. I got it.
Jake: No I don't think you do.
Jordan: Well then get the fucking ninjas here sheesh.
Jordan: *sighs* I got this... I'll prove it to him...
Jordan: *hears a door close and the lights go out, everyone has left and only Agent Johnson and Doctor Handy are in the room, or so they think*
Jake: *is in a blindfold* Hello? Is someone there?
Jordan: *swiftly jumps down and starts to untie D.H.* It's me, the one and only.
Jake: Thank God. You're look gorgeous, as always.
Jordan: *rolls eyes and laughs to self* Uh hmm.. cmon, we gotta get outta here
Jake: What's your plan of escape, Agent SEXY.
Jake: ok, cut that last part out
Jordan: lmao
Jordan: Well first, Doctor, we have to steal the chip from their system that Chief has been wanting. Second, we get out of here as quickly as possible without leaving a trail
Jake: So no sex, Agent?
Jordan: Pull yourself together, Doc.
Jake: Damn.
Jordan: *spots the machine* Cmon, I got the tools, we just need to...unscrew this... *takes off the top* and take this little beauty... and we're done!
Jake: That's what she said, Agent. Now what?
Jordan: Handy, you're so weird.
Jake: On the contrary.
Jordan: Now, we get out of here! We have to get out of Germany, at the least.
Jake: Can we hit a nude beach first, Agent, or do we not have time?
Jordan: Aren't those in France?
Jake: No, they're in Germany.
Jake: I would know.
Jake: I'm a doctor.
Jordan: Lord..
Jake: Is good.
Jordan: We have maybe... an hour.
Jordan: So lets hurry and get out!
Jake: *uses personal teleporter to transport them back to HQ*
Jordan: Awesome, now what?
Jake: I have to go eat chicken now.
Jake: So, until our next adventure.
Jake: Farewell.
Jordan: Farewell, Doctor...
Jake: *passionate kiss* Don't give up, kid.
Jake: *flys away*
Jake: Agent Johnson.
Jake: I have an assignment for you.
Jordan: What is it, Doctor Handy?
Jake: Doctor Handy has been kinapped by the German terrorist group, Guten. I need you to infiltrate unnoticed and bring Doctor Handy back unharmed.
Jordan: Unharmed, you say? That might be a little hard, but I'll do my best!
Jake: You have until 2100 to complete your assignment. Good luck.
Jordan: I'm on it! *jumps out window*
Jordan: *gets to Germany* Hmm... ahh... Guten's hideout. Weird name, 'The Gutentory'... hah.
Jordan: *jumps in through windows swiftly and sees Doctor Handy tied up to a pole. Guten has his back to D.H. and is mixing chemicals*
Jake: *Chief calls on watch phone* Guten isn't a person, Agent.
Jordan: *Listens to Chief* Right, I know. I got it.
Jake: No I don't think you do.
Jordan: Well then get the fucking ninjas here sheesh.
Jordan: *sighs* I got this... I'll prove it to him...
Jordan: *hears a door close and the lights go out, everyone has left and only Agent Johnson and Doctor Handy are in the room, or so they think*
Jake: *is in a blindfold* Hello? Is someone there?
Jordan: *swiftly jumps down and starts to untie D.H.* It's me, the one and only.
Jake: Thank God. You're look gorgeous, as always.
Jordan: *rolls eyes and laughs to self* Uh hmm.. cmon, we gotta get outta here
Jake: What's your plan of escape, Agent SEXY.
Jake: ok, cut that last part out
Jordan: lmao
Jordan: Well first, Doctor, we have to steal the chip from their system that Chief has been wanting. Second, we get out of here as quickly as possible without leaving a trail
Jake: So no sex, Agent?
Jordan: Pull yourself together, Doc.
Jake: Damn.
Jordan: *spots the machine* Cmon, I got the tools, we just need to...unscrew this... *takes off the top* and take this little beauty... and we're done!
Jake: That's what she said, Agent. Now what?
Jordan: Handy, you're so weird.
Jake: On the contrary.
Jordan: Now, we get out of here! We have to get out of Germany, at the least.
Jake: Can we hit a nude beach first, Agent, or do we not have time?
Jordan: Aren't those in France?
Jake: No, they're in Germany.
Jake: I would know.
Jake: I'm a doctor.
Jordan: Lord..
Jake: Is good.
Jordan: We have maybe... an hour.
Jordan: So lets hurry and get out!
Jake: *uses personal teleporter to transport them back to HQ*
Jordan: Awesome, now what?
Jake: I have to go eat chicken now.
Jake: So, until our next adventure.
Jake: Farewell.
Jordan: Farewell, Doctor...
Jake: *passionate kiss* Don't give up, kid.
Jake: *flys away*