The 12 Crimes of Christmas

[Angel]

On the _____ day of Christmas, my newscast showed to me:
12 Dirty Cops
11 gangs-a-rumbling
10 men-a-mugging
9 kids shoplifting (bamak93, Fabula Vir)
8 jailbirds fleeing
7 dealers dealing (drugs-a-dealing)
6 snipers shooting
5 HOMICIDES!
4 robberies
3 White House threats
2 rapists raping (Cicero, Karate, John?)
and a stalker under the tree

 

[Genocide]

Shit, I've been spotted. Gotta warn John.

 

[Angel]

Shit, I've been spotted. Gotta warn John.

Well, all in all, there were 22 rapists raping.

 

[Cicero]

Well, all in all, there were 22 rapists raping.

Second one calling in, 20 more to go.

 

[Angel]

I'll admit that I'm one of the 36 kids shoplifting.

 

[Darkness of White]

Lol, that's cute, I never would have thought of that.

 

[Angel]

Lol, that's cute, I never would have thought of that.

And friend and I got bored in our tech class.

 

[Darkness of White]

It's quite clever I must say.

 

[Angel]

Why thank you.

The 12th gift was originally 12 Electric Chairs, but I thought 12 Dirty Cops flowed better.

 

[E.J.]

I didn't do any of those lately.

 

[Angel]

I didn't do any of those lately.

lies.

we've all been a part of the 12 crimes of christmas in our own special way.

 

[Ulti]

I didn't think it was possible to make Christmas dirtier than it already was.

 

[Angel]

I didn't think it was possible to make Christmas dirtier than it already was.

BELIEVE IT!

 

[Chris]

Did you seriously post this thinking a single person (who doesn't have Downs) would find it funny?

 

[Angel]

yes.

get a sense of humor faggot.

 

[Byronic Hero]

Its even better if you commit all the crimes sing along with friends ^_^

 

[Angel]

Its even better if you commit all the crimes sing along with friends ^_^

I got up to shoplifting before the cops caught me.

 

[Noir]

9 kids shoplifting bamak93

And I was one of them.

 

[Angel]

And I was one of them.

Did the cops get you, too?

 

[Chris]

If I get one more dick in my ass, it will spread my cheeks so wide that I won't be able to hold in my excrement

Hmmm good thing there is no way to hide thoughts from other people in posts

*hahaha! using the methods demyx_forever taught me, I can keep my thoughts to myself! I would like to punch bamak in the twat!*