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[Genocide]

So I've decided that I'm bored with life. But instead of being some emo little bitchcake [insert picture of random moderator here. Possibly Sam] I'm going to do something about it.

See, people have told me I'm crazy. I'm not crazy so much as my views are different from everyone else's. While some people believe wars and things of that nature can be worked out through peaceful negotiations, I believe that it's like an epidemic. Sure, we can get rid of those with the cold but it doesn't stop the spreading. In escence, in order to stop wars, kill everyone through an act of genocide.

My logic is clear and concise, to stop everything bad ever, you stop everything period. But I'm straying.

So I've been bored with life. I troll here so that I can find a minuscule spark in my otherwise dull life. And believe it or not, I have a thriving social life. So, lack of friends aren't the problem.

My problem is I don't feel alive. I can't muster the energy to be happy at something so simple.

So long story short, I'm going to join the army.

Maybe with my life on the line, will I be able to actually give a fuck about what's happening.

tl;dr: I'm joining the army.

 

[violent_anger]

So the thread title...It's like a song or something?

 

[Smile]

I wish you'd reconsider, but I doubt that's going to happen.
Godspeed.

 

[Azrael]

Godspeed man, go have fun.

 

[madammina]

Good Luck Karate!

Enjoy the Army!

 

[Hypoxium]

Think well before you act. Best of luck.

 

[Spic Steve]

finally

 

[Soleil]

So I've decided that I'm bored with life. But instead of being some emo little bitchcake [insert picture of random moderator here. Possibly Sam] I'm going to do something about it.

See, people have told me I'm crazy. I'm not crazy so much as my views are different from everyone else's. While some people believe wars and things of that nature can be worked out through peaceful negotiations, I believe that it's like an epidemic. Sure, we can get rid of those with the cold but it doesn't stop the spreading. In escence, in order to stop wars, kill everyone through an act of genocide.

My logic is clear and concise, to stop everything bad ever, you stop everything period. But I'm straying.

So I've been bored with life. I troll here so that I can find a minuscule spark in my otherwise dull life. And believe it or not, I have a thriving social life. So, lack of friends aren't the problem.

My problem is I don't feel alive. I can't muster the energy to be happy at something so simple.

So long story short, I'm going to join the army.

Maybe with my life on the line, will I be able to actually give a fuck about what's happening.

tl;dr: I'm joining the army.

Good luck and godspeed, Karate. Hope you find what you're looking for.

 

[Hypoxium]

Godspeed.

Godspeed man

godspeed, Karate.

I love the originality here.

 

[Azrael]

I love the originality here.

Fine I'll be original

Hope you don't get killed by Arabs

 

[Cissy]

I love the originality here.

Though Rain was the first to use it.

Have a nice time in boot camp.

 

[Mythological Omega]

Have fun blowing shit up/getting shot at.

 

[Firo]

Don't die.

Think it through first. Do you even have a job in mind?

 

[Kegluneq]

So long story short, I'm going to join the army.

Maybe with my life on the line, will I be able to actually give a fuck about what's happening.

tl;dr: I'm joining the army.

Good luck man, wish I was you. :lol: I can't wait to join!
Have a good time in there. If you need to start training now while you have free time. My brother hasn't even been deployed in war yet and he's already in Special Forces!! I want you to try and beat that.

 

[Bloodgift]

Good luck

can I have your shoes??

Anyway, enjoy life, I'm not even gonna say that you shouldn't do it, if you believe it's right....then I'm with ya mate

 

[Phoenix]

Haha, don't drop the soap!

Oh wait, the Army.

 

[Vice]

Wow some idiot sure doesnt know how to spell Iraq (Possably Lord Gay) and idiots dont utilize the tags properly.

But anyway Sam is not a Mod and hasent been one for over a year. Dont know why everyone thinks he is but meh.

To Karate, Have fun being a tool of the government, If you wanted to add exictment to your life why not climb a mountain or yell ****** in an all black hood where drug dealers do buss. Both those things are alot better then the Army.

 

[nelly <3]

Think well before you act. Best of luck.

this.

and have you signed up already?

i wish you great luck, man.

 

[Kegluneq]

When my brother signed up he had 2 weeks before he went off into Basic training. I believe that during that 2 weeks you are told what you will be going through(if they take you to a fancy hotel for a day it's just to make sure you understand what you're doing), I believe you may be taken to the nearest base and my brother had to do some exercises, and you get sworn in. Just remember alot of hippies will hate you because of your actions.

 

[Aucune Raison]

I am honestly surprised that Vice is the only one that has given good advice.

At this point, joining the Army is about the worst thing you can do. You will regret it, suffer, and probably gain suicidal thoughts if you don't have any already.

Seriously, things will get worse for you.