• As we all know, this is a forum for Kingdom Hearts. Even so, if anybody posts spoilers for Endgame anywhere on this site without spoiler tags, you will be banned. If you change your avatar to something related to Endgame, you will be banned. If you put something in your signature, send a message to somebody that is visibly seen, or share spoilers with somebody who does not wish to see them, you will be banned.

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Lo and behold! Set below this passage are the tentative guidelines of the Crock lineage. If thou wish to stray from the ire of the prestigious Crock quorom, take these with you and make use.

1. I am the looney, your CROCK. Thou shalt not have any other CROCKs before thee.
2. Thou shalt not take the CROCK's name in vain.
3. Thou shall honor your psychologist and psychiatrist.
4. Thou shalt take no #$%^&* from anyone.
5. Thou shalt not speak in l337 tongues. (unless if used in mockery and deridation)
6. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's sanity.
7. Thou shall not bear false testimony to your fellow CROCK member.

All current members: I await comments and approvals.

Non-current members and n00bs: watch your cornholes.
 

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Sonuva. *sigh* You people.

Taking the name in "vain" means taking it like this: "I am God". That's the using God's name in vain.

Even though you didn't take it in vain, you implied it, therefore, I spit in your path, hateur knave.
 

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I think you're all just a bunch of CROCKpots.

I had fun with that one.

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How many CROCKs are there anyway? It's hard to violate rule #1. :(
 
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Ryu said:
How many CROCKs are there anyway?
I'd like to know that too
I only know of 4 C.R.O.C.K's off by heart: Master T, Square Ninja, Lord Mune, and Phoenix. Are there any others, or is it just the four of you?
 

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Hmm, I like HER'S ^ better :p

Eh, as I remember Hidden has never been a frequent poster at all :p
Interesting set of rules Master T, I just hope you can keep to them, eh?
 
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What's a CROCK?

{please don't hurt me for asking...........}

you could just look at their sigs...but basically, they're just a bunch of smartasses. Now, i shall help to strengthen crock, by spitting on them. have a nice day.
 
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