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The StandArd MemberS Club
SAM'S Club, bitches. Deal.

Current Owner: Sam's Ass

Current Owner & Master: 1. Sam's Ass
Second-in-Command: 2. Sam's Rectum
Dark Sith Lord: Sam's Brain.
Official Third-in-Command: 3. Sam's Balls
Official Sex Mage: Sam's Peanus
First Member to join: 4. Sam's Right Hand
Third Member to join: 5. Sam's Left Ear
Fifth Member to join: 6. Sam's Right Foot

Author of the club's story: Roaring Flames
Affiliates: THE Premium Members CLUB​


Hey Lycoris, can we change your user name to "ethnic woman"?

Please?
No. I just got this name change. Sorry, babe.

Oh, fcuk that. It doesn't count as a change if you only shorten it by six characters.

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE.
 

Chuman

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Re: Standard Member Club.

Oh, hey guys. Hey Sam, how is your ass?
 

Delsan

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Re: Standard Member Club.

Aaaand the lolz begins
 

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Re: Standard Member Club.

there you go with the spelling and grammar mistakes

goddamn don't they teach you anything at school

Are you talking to me? Because if you are, i would love to hear your grammar lessons, missing the punctuation, capital letters, etc.
 

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Re: Standard Member Club.

Oh look, finally, a Title change.
 
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