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Crest

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Let's see uh... ACHOO! Huh? Where am I now?
Nyah...

Wow, I didn't notice you updated some more... probably because I was quite busy. And you haven't been on in like, a month. Nyah...

So, when you come back, which is I dunno... I'll be the first one to welcome ya back okay?

Nyah... Cheers!
 

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Here goes...

Chapter -

Inuyasha:"Will you cut it out with that???"

Oathkeeper:"With what?"

Inuyasha:"Why do you bother with the chapters? You know you don't even know what chapter this is..."

Oathkeeper:"....."

*crickets chirp*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Oathkeeper:"Okay so anyways, went to FanimeCon06, and was amazed with the hype about 'Pocky'. What it is, I don't know, I just laughed at the craziness.

Chapter ??? - Pocky, Pocky, and More Pocky.

Inuyasha:"Hey, didn't I say-"

Oathkeeper:"Oh, quiet!"

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Sora:*walking into Twilight Town*

Donald:"What's with all the people?"

Goofy:"Er.....Garage sale??"

Sora:"Nah, can't be..."

Sango:*passing by*"Haven't you heard? There selling Pocky here!"

Sora/Donald/Goofy:"oooooOOOOOooooo.......What's Pocky?"

Sango:"You don't know what Pocky is???"

Sora:"Sorry, no. What is it??"

Sango:"Oh, it's a-"

*feels something down her backside*

Sango:"MIROKU!!!!"*slap!*

Miroku:"Ouch! Sango! That did not call for such brutality!!!"

Sango:*glare*

Goofy:"Let's get going."

Sora-Tachi walk into the larger crowd of people when suddenly...

Yuffie:"Hiya boys!!!"

Sora:"Hi. How've you been?"

Yuffie:"Huh? Oh great! I'm just here to get some Pocky!!"

Donald:"What's Pocky??"

Yuffie:"You don't know? It's a-"

*spots Leon*

Yuffie:"SQUALL!!!" *jumps him*

Leon:"What the-...Get off me!!!"

Yuffie:"Awww, that's no way to greet a girl!..."

Sora:"...nevermind."

Sora-Tachi gets inside the circle of people.

Aerith:"That's one point for you, Sesshomaru....and you there....*gulp* What is your name???"

Sephiroth:"...."*raises eyebrow*

Aerith:*another gulp*"Uh,...right. So the One-Winged Angel vs. Sessho-"

Cloud:"SEPHIROTH!!!!!"

Aerith:*sigh*"Security..."

*Security guards come to take a screaming Cloud away...*

Sora:"Wha???"

Aerith:"So boys"*looking at Sesshomaru & Sephiroth*"What will you do for Pocky??"



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To be finished at a later time....It's late for me!!!
 

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O_O Oooh, snap, where have you been, girl!? It's been what..7 months!? Dang..you know how to leave and randomly come back. x-x

What is pocky? <-< (btw..I'd be careful..I usually close threads if it's at least 6 months old and then reposted in..I wouldn't be surprised if another mod did just that.)
 

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Ack! kairigirl a mod???? Man, it has been a while... o_O' I just didn't had time was all...

Oh well, I'm glad to see you again...Crest wasn't the first one after all

I'll finish sooner then the last time, I promise. :)

And when I'm done with this chapter, you'll know what Pocky is, trust me...
 

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o_O....Please don't arrest me, kairigirl, I'm just trying to make a living!

Continuation!!

*Everyone holds in their breath*

Sora:"WHAT'S GOING ON?!?" *Throws Keyblade on the floor*

Roxas:*passing by*"My joke..."

Sora:"Yeah, but I'm the original. Doesn't that make it my joke?"

Roxas:"No! I mean yes,...I mean....Wait, what???"

Sora:"Huh???"

Tifa:*standing next to Sora*"Isn't this great? Who do you think will win the Pocky???"

Sora:"Uh....Se-"

One very large group of fangirls:"SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!"

Annother very large of fangirls:"SESSHOMARU-SAMA!!!!!!!!!!"

Sora:"........"

Tifa:"My money is on Sesshomaru. He's sooo dreamy..."

Sora:"...Right. Hey wait, do you know what Pock-"

Tifa:*noticing Cloud being dragged away...*"CLOUD! I FOUND YOU! Now it's your turn to count and I'll hide!!!"

Sora-Tachi:"..........."

Aerith:"So boys....who will go to great lenghts to get Pocky??"

Sesshomaru:"I will go first. Seeing as my oponent is so quiet."

Aerith:"Sesshomaru it is. So, what challange do you propose?"

Sesshomaru:"Well, I-"

*Kagura comes running in...*

Kagura:"SESSHOMARU!!"

Sesshomaru:"ACK!!! What are you doing here???"

Kagura:"Well, I thought that the both of us can go out. The weather is just right for a little flight, don't you think?"

Sesshomaru:"....I don't think so, woman!...I will not be affiliated with you! Inuyasha, go prove your usfeulness and get rid of her!"

Inuyasha:"What am I, your butler??"

Sesshomaru:*low growl*"Now!"

Inuyasha:"...Yes sir."

To Be Finished At A Later Time! <--It's late for me again!!!
 

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Oh... how amI NOT the first one!? Is it because I changed my name!?

I still hate those... people... whose names I shall not speak of...

Anyway... nice to see yas back I guess... even though its been months... <_<

I wonder if any of the others will notice...?
 

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CONTINUATION!!!

Aerith:"Sesshomaru, I'm waiting."

Sesshomaru:"You've been waiting for a while....This 'Oathkeeper', so-called, takes forever to write-"

Oathkeeper:"SHUT UP!! I HAD FINALS!!"

Seshomaru:"So? I passed with excellence."

Oathkeeper:"Cheers.........."

Sesshomaru:"I can fight, I can take tests, I can sing, I can dance, I can jump out of the way of explosions..."

Oathkeeper:"So what? You're still not my favorite..."

Sesshomaru:*Gasp*"WHAT? Do you dare imply that I, Sesshomaru, am not favored by every single being in the universe? That I am not worshipped by all? That I am not the King of-"

Oathkeeper:"NO! Now go back to competing!!"

Sesshomaru:*scoffs*"I don't need you anyways....."

Aerith:"And still waiting...."

Sesshomaru:"Oh......Okay, I, Sesshomaru shall challange Sephiroth to a.....POPULARITY CONTEST!!!"

Sephiroth:o_O"Wha-? That's it? A popularity contest??? Ha! This will be a piece of cake!"

Sesshomaru:"Oh yeah, Mr. I've-got-wings-on-my-"

Aerith:"Boys!"

Sesshomaru:"Anyway, yes, a contest...."

Sephiroth:"Ok, Fluff-man, get a load of this: I've been in not one, but four games! ((people, I never played with FF7:DOC, so if he's in there, I'm sorry....Also, if he was in KH:COM, sorry as well...)) I was the star of a movie too!! FF7:AC!! I have been adored by many fans, despite my not-so-gentle apprach towards things, and I'm hot!"

Sephiroth Fans All Over The World:"SSSSSSSSQQQQQUUUUUEEEEE!! GO, SEPHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sesshomaru:*raises an eyebrow*"Is that all you can muster?? I come from an anime that still continues. I am the Star of the show, and it was only by chance that the series was called Inuyasha....I lost at Jan-Ken-Pon...But I am featured in Three games and neumerous books, and guess what? I'M AN ACTION FIGURE!! *holds up toyof himself and squeezes, doll making squeeky sounds* I can fight, and I'm as sure as Hell popular with the ladies....see? Observe."

*Sesshomaru smiles at the camera, and Millions of fans faint*

Sesshomaru:"Not only that, I've been in a movies too..."

Sephiroth:"Oh yeah?????"

Aerith:"Alright, so that was useless....Sephroth, what do you propose?"

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To Be Continued At A Later Time!!!
 

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Dang, seriously?!?!? Wow.....glad ta see ya!!

Wow, my old crew back......I'm soo happy!! *sniffsniff*

Okay, update now...

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Sephiroth:"Alright, I challange 'Fluffy' here to a game of swords..."

Sesshomaru:*raises eyebrow*

Sephiroth:"Oh yes. we shall see which of us possesses better swordsmanship..."

Aerith:o_O *sweatdrop*"Ahahaha....Um, Sesshomaru, would you like to go fir-"

Cloud:"SEPHIROTH!!!! YOU WILL PAY!!!"*comes charging in*

Aerith:*sighs*"....security....*

*Security officers taking away a kicking and screaming Cloud*

Aerith:"Sesshomaru, you go first...."

Sesshomaru:"Very well, I-"

*Sephiroth jumps in the air and kills Aerith........again*

Aerith:"..............not again......"

Tifa:"....not again....."

Yuffie:"...oh gee, not again!"

Cloud:*hopping around in a strait-jacket*"NOOO! NOT AGAIN!!"

Namine:*in a corner*"Hmmmmm...........I like pie...."

Sesshomaru:*Slight eye-twitch*

Sephiroth:"How do you like that? I'm way faster, and I tell ya, that's the best way to get rid of a gir-"

Sesshomaru:"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT????"

Sephiroth:"Just showing off my skills-"

Sesshomaru:"YOU CRAZY!! THAT WAS MY TURN!!!!!"

Sephiroth:"................."*slight eye-twitch as well*

Sesshomaru:*sighs and walks over to Aerith. Brings out Tenseiga and heals her....*

Aerith:"......no, I don't wan't fries with that............oh! I'm alive! I'm alive!!"*starts dancing to 'Stayin' Alive*

Sesshomaru:"How do you like them apples????"

Fans:"SSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUU-SSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

Sephiroth:"Well, that's an interesting sword your carrying...."

Jaken:"It's the Tenseiga!!!"

Sesshomaru:"Jaken! What did I say about going out in public?????"

Jaken:"Huh? Oh, sorry, Mi'lord..."

Sephiroth:"I see, so that is Tenseiga......And I suppose you are it's chosen wielder."

Sesshomaru:"...So what if I am???"

Sephiroth:"I wonder if it will change it's mind.....After I have defeated you...-"

Sesshomaru:"What, what? You are going to challange me? To take my sword away? Me? Sesshomaru? No, no, I think you are mistaken...You see, I am the one whose supposed to take the sword of desire from my opponents. Observe...."

Inuyasha:"What the Hell are you going on about???"

Sessomaru:"Hey look Half-Breed, it's Kikyo!!!"

Kikyo:"Yes???"

Sesshomaru:"Argh.....Hey look!!! There's a fan over there that likes you!!"

Inuyasha:"You mean there really are others??? Oh boy!!"

Sesshomaru:"Sucker!! When will you learn???"*steals Tetsuiga*

Inuyasha:"Grrrrrr...........you-!!!"

Sesshomaru:*grabs wrist and poisons it*

Inuyasha:*not even feeling it*

Sesshomaru:"Why won't your wrist fall off????"

Inuyasha:"Simple.....you've done this soo many times, I'm inmmune to it by now...."

Sesshomaru:"Well, in that case..."*Runs through him*

Inuyasha:"ugh........................Why...........you..."

Sesshomaru:"Do not hate me because I am beautiful...In any case, take my contant beating on you as a lesson from your loving brother. I am teaching you valuable life lessions...."

Inuyasha:"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!"

Sesshomaru:"Now now, that's no way to talk to you beloved brother...."

Inuyasha:"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Sora:"Man, I feel for you.....That guy over there tried to take my keyblade too. Although I do have my fans....not just one or two....."

Inuyasha:"I HAVE FANS!!!......they're just not talking.....to....me....."

Sora:"Right............So, what's Pocky??"

Inuyasha:"What? You can't tell me you don't know!!!"

Sora:"Uh...........I don't know! Gee! Why do you think I'm asking!!!"

Inuyasha:"It's a-"

Sesshomaru:"Hey Kikyo, wanna come over to my place after??"

Kikyo:"Sure..."

Inuyasha:"WHAT THE-?!? First my sword, then my girl?!?! I'M LOOSING EVERYTHING I EVER CARED ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sora:"This is just getting wierder and wierder..."


To Be Continued At A Later Time!!!


Brought to you by the Fluffkins Diet!!

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Haha, I didn't make that, and there's a lot more where that came from, so hold on' tight!

Namine:"Well, shouldn't you create a disclaimer?"*scribbles something in sketchbook*

Okay:

Disclaimer:"I did not create the 'Fluffkins Diet', Sessho-uh, I mean Dr. S. Fluffkins did...

Oathkeeper:"Hey, Namine, what did you write there?"

Namine:"I wrote that you were strange..."
 
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