Okies! Back on! Thanks Kaze! Okay, first off:
This next piece IS NOT MY OWN!!!!
It all came from this place:
www.ear-tweak.com
The webmaster(mistress?) Is M.Sato(Or Kuro? I've seen both names running around...)
Anyway, like said, this isn't mine.
Addresing the story...
This is what Inuyasha has gone through so far in the Anime:
It's like a Condenced version o Inuyasha, or 'Condensed Yasha' as this is called. So here we go!
Part 1: Let's Get Together, yeah yeah yeah...
KAGOME: Laa-dee-daa. Here I am in the Sengoku Jidai. Hey, who are you? *blink*
INUYASHA: Damn. You look like the woman I love.
I mean... that I hate... I mean that I love... I mean...
KIKYOU: DIE INUYASHA!
INUYASHA: Yeah, I hate her. For now. I think.
KAGOME: Hey! I have a jewel! Everyone wants my jewel! So to make life more interesting, let's smash it into lots and lots of really teeny little pieces!!
INUYASHA: I hate you, too.
KAGOME: Inuyasha! Be nice! SIT!
INUYASHA: *WHAM* $#&(*&!@@*&!^&!!!!!
KAEDE: Ye will go and find the jewel fragments.
INU-TACHI: "Ye?"
KAEDE: And ye will not mock crappy dubbing.
SESSHOUMARU: You pathetic hanyou half-brother of mine. You will die!!
KAGOME: Everyone wants you to die, don't they? Gee, Inuyasha. What did you DO to everyone to make them so... not like you? Because I like you. You can't be ALL that bad. Um, right?
INUYASHA: He's just jealous because Dad left me the COOL sword, and he got stuck with that crappy one.
KAGOME: Wow! Protect me with your really cool big sword Inuyasha!
INUYASHA: Yeah, whatever.
SESSHOUMARU: Jealous of you? Ha. Don't make me laugh. I'm taller, more handsome, have better fashion sense, AND I look good in makeup.
KAGOME: Oh yeah? Well HE has cute puppy-ears! See? *tweak tweak*
INUYASHA: Don't even go there.
SESSHOUMARU: No, no... she has a point. Those ears are girl magnets. I wish I could say the same of my fluff, but it just serves to confuse everyone. Not to mention I only have one arm...
INUYASHA: Yeah, well, next time, we won't run while we're holding the swords. Dad TOLD us someone might take out a body part or something.
SHIPPOU: Can I come, with you guys now? I'm all alone! And you need an obligatory cute character to join you on your show. It's a given.
KAGOME: Aww, you're so cute! Okay, come along! *huggles*
INUYASHA: Pah. Stupid brat. I hate cute.
MIROKU: Ooo! Pretty girl! *rub rub* May I come with you on your quest to find the jewel? Will you bear my child? I have this nasty kazaana thing in my hand and... *rub rub*
KAGOME: Stop touching me! And ew, you perv!
SANGO: I would like to join your team, as well. My village was wiped out and I must find my brother's killer.
MIROKU: I would certainly not have a problem with that. *rub rub*
KAGOME: Whee! How much fun will that be! Because if it were just me and these three guys, that would be too weird. Now we can have so much fun! *glitter hearts stars*
INUYASHA: Resisting... urge... to beat everyone up... *veinpop*
NARAKU: Kukukukukuku... I, Naraku, have beseiged my villanous plague upon you all! Kukukuku!
INUYASHA: Bastard! You suck!
There you have it! I dd not alter that in any way, so this is the original (So Kuro/Sato won't kill me..)
In case you didn't know...
Inu-Tachi: Inuyasha's group(Y'know, Miroku, Sango, Kagome..)
Hanyou: Half-Demon
Kukuku: Naraku's evl laugh
Sengoku Jidai: Feudal Era
Hope that was fun, and I'm SORRY for being so lte *Bows down before everyone* -Yes, Including you...
