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OK, chase. You take the skits from here.
In the neighboring room, Riku and Ansem SoD are slowly un-bandaging themselves.
Riku: Dewd, we need to shoot a scene for KH3.
Ansem SoD: In-deed.
Riku: Uh, lady, could you please nail Sora in another floor?
Sora: NOT ON MY WATCH. *Puts on badass sunglasses*
Xemnas: Pfft. You've gotten soft.
Aqua: (How wrong you are Xemnas. <3)
Sora: *Proceeds to kick Xemnas' ass*
Xemnas: B-but.... HOW?! You've been doing nothing but having sex for so long now!
Sora: *smirks* Exactly; not only is sex a very pleasurable action, it's also a great source of exercise! >
The following got retconned by VirgilTheart.
After Sora bashes Xemnas out of the room...
Sora: Phew. Let's get back to the Pleasuredome, shall we?
Aqua: Of course we shall. *pins Sora to the floor*
*a surveillance cam is in the room*
MF: She was nailing a little boy... this is insane.