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NOTE I DIDN'T MAKE THIS!
I WANTED YOU GUYS TO READ TOO!

Made By JupiterLighting

It was a lovely day on Destiny Island, as always... The birds were singing their brains out and getting shot by the locals, the heat was unbearable, and the flowers were messing with the allergies of the locals as always. Today, our beloved master was sitting in his room, boxes thrown everywhere. He had just moved into a new house (after blowing up their old one with a mere firecracker) he seemed very excited, too. He had just received his new computer from his Great Aunt Melvin, whose parents wanted her to be a boy. Sora, of course, didn't care. He set to work reading the manual, but fell asleep just as he opened the book.

When he woke up, it was almost 8! He couldn't read a manual that fast! He dialed the phone number of his best friend, Riku."Dude!" he cried. "I need help with my computer!"

"Hang on, Sora," replied his friend. "Some new guys have just moved next door. Need to TP their house."

"Um, Riku? I just moved next door."

"Whoops... Well, don't look out your window. I already started painting the lawn when no one was looking."

"Riku! My parents will blame me for that!" Sora snapped.

"All right, all right! I'll come clean in the morning." Riku paused. "So, what's the problem?"

"Well..." Sora began. "I don't know how to turn it on..."

"You hit the 'On Switch, stupid."

"Oh... I knew that," Sora gave a cheesy grin as he pressed the 'On Switch', but nothing happened. "Um, Riku. Nothing is happening."

"Is it even plugged in?" Riku asked.

Sora checked around the back of the computer. "Um... Is the plug supposed to be sparking?"

"SORA! YOU BIRD BRAIN!" Riku shouted. "PULL THE PLUG OUT!"

Sora quickly obeyed and pulled it out. Everything seemed okay, now. "Um. I think you should just come over here tomorrow and help me," Sora told his friend.

Though Sora couldn't see it, Riku was rolling his eyes and telling some friends online about Sora's stupid endeavor. "All right, Sora. Will do."

Sora hung up the phone and shook his fist at the box of doom. It was acting like a Heartless! Maybe Xemnas created it...

Never mind that thought. Sora looked at his clock. Wow. So much time had passed it was no 11 o'clock. He figured he needed to go to bed, so he put his PJs on and quickly drifted off to sleep.

The next morning, Sora was awoken by Riku whispering something about evil clowns into his ears. Sora jumped up to see where the clowns were. He'd always had nightmares about the evilly evil make up men. Even nightmares of himself joining their ranks!

Riku pointed to the plastic box on the desk known as the computer. "Dude, I set it up for you. You're useless at that kind of thing.

"Yeah. I'm not that computer savvy..." Sora laughed. "Well. Thanks. Now, how do I get a chatroom membership, or whatever?" he asked.

Riku rolled his eyes, turned on the computer, and typed in a website. "This is a website," he explained, slowly as if talking to a mear child. "This is the site a bunch of our friends are on." He clicked 'Download Now!'

Sora stared as the screen brought up a little box. "It's doing something!" he cried, dumbstruck. "What do we do now?"

"We wait," was the only reply. Riku clicked on the start menu, went to games, and brought up Spider Solitare.

"And what is this?" Sora asked.

"It's called a game," Riku replied slowly.

"And if you say you don't know what a game is, I'll kill you!" Riku hissed just as Sora was about to open his mouth.

Sora closed his mouth. He stayed quiet and watched as Riku attempted to win at the near impossible game and fail. He finally won just as the download was complete.

"It's finished!" Sora pointed out.

"Great. Now you need a screen name," Riku said. "May I suggest Computer dunce?"

Sora scowled at him, "That's not funny."

"Well, what were you thinking of?" Riku questioned.

Sora tapped his chin in thought for a minute or two and finally, he began tapping onto the keyboard. Riku blinked, "DaMaster1?"

Sora nodded and logged on. "Get on your account! I gotta see what yours looks like!"

Riku rolled his eyes and left the room.

Welcome to YouHaveNoLifeChatRoom... Please, pick a username and password before you continue.

Sora chose his name and password.

Now, please wait a few minutes before signing in... we need to make sure it is appropriate for useage...

Sora stared at the screen. Nothing was happening, and then finally... A screen covered in different chatrooms appeared. Suddenly, a chatroom appeared on top that said "Click here, dumbass." by someone named "SexyandHawt".

Sora Has No Life Chat Room

Chapter One

Sora knew that only Riku would post a chat like that and have the name "SexyandHawt". He clicked.

Suddenly, a billion of names appeared on the list in whatever strange place he clicked, "What's going on?" he asked out loud.

One message at the bottom caught his attention.

SexyandHawt:

INTRODUCE YOURSELVES TO THE N00B!

SexyK:

Hey, loser! Riku told me you suck at using a computer XD

NobodySk8er13:

Well, I did at first. He'll get used to it.

SexyandHawt:

Well, at least you knew how to turn it on, Roxas.

NobodySk8er13:

Dude, you couldn't figure out how to turn it ON!

DaMaster1:

Uh... Maybe?

SexyandHawt:

You should by now Sora isn't very bright nor is he good with computers.

SexyK:

LOL!

NobodySk8er:

Tru...

DaMaster1:

You spelled true wrong

SexyK:

Sora? It's called Shorthand.

DaMaster1:

What the heck is an idjit?

SexyandHawt:

Never mind... Hey it looks like someone else is signing in!

ArtWitch has signed in

SpikyhairedPyro has signed in

Muffinsrules has signed in

ArtWitch:

Hey, Roxas heart

SpikyahiredPryo

-Gags-

MuffinsRule:

Dude! You're supposed to be practicing your drum Solo, Axel

SpikyHairedPyro:

Demyx! Please! I'm trying to be cool, since there's a N00b about!

MuffinsRule:

Really? -scans page-

DaMaster1:

Um, what dothe linesmean?

SexyandHawt:

-slaps forehead- Those are actions, stupid

DaMaster1:

OH! I get it now -grins-

SexyK:

Wow, that was fast

SexyandHawt:

Tell me about it, so who's MuffinsRule?

SpikyhairedPyro:

It's Demyx...unfortunately...

FlowerMaiden11 has Signed in

SpikyhairedPyro:

Aww, crap.

FlowerMaiden11:

That's no way to treet (sp?) a person!

DaMaster1:

(sp?)?

SexyK:

spelling

MuffinsRule:

Hey Aerith. Wanna go out sometime?

FlowerMaiden11:

Oh, -blush-

SpikyHairedPyro:

-gag-

MuffinsRule:

What?

NobodySk8er:

Uh, Demyx? That's Marluxia.

MuffinsRule:

AHHHHHHH!

MuffinsRule has signed off

FlowerMaiden11:

Aw, I thought that was Xehanort! snaps fingers

DaMaster1:

That's scary and sick on so many levels.

SexyK:

O.O;;;

SpikyHairedPyro:

Mar, that's BlindedMunnyStealer. He gave you the name last week, remember?

FlowerMaiden11:

Oh yeah...

DaMaster1:

Well, I'm singing off... bye.

With a click of the mouse, he instantly signed off. Who knew what else would happen in that chatroom the next day...

xxxxx

Sailorstar165: Well, that's the end of this exciting chapter!

Riku: That wasn't exciting!

Sailorstar165: Quiet, Riku!

Jupiter-Lightning: PLZ R&R!

Riku: Rest and Relaxation?

Sailorstar165: You're so dense, Riku!

Riku: Quiet, you!

Sailorstar165: Later peoples!

Sora Has No Life Chat Room

Chapter 2

The next evening after dinner, Sora quickly dismissed himself to get online. Apparently, Riku said that it was a lot more fun to chat in the evening times. Little did Sora know, Riku was probably right.

As he sat down in his chair (almost falling over), he clicked the sign in button and was soon signed into the chat room.

DaMaster1 has signed in

GrandSniper2:

OMG! There he is now -snickers-

SexyandHawt:

Don't you DARE say anything...

DaMaster1:

0.0 say anything about what?

SexyK:

You don't wanna know.

Nobodysk8er:

Trust us.

GrandSniper2:

OH fiddle pickles! He has a right to know -still snickering-

DaMaster1:

I'm assuming that this GrandSniper2 person is Xigbar?

SpikyHairedPyro:

DING DING DING! We have a winner!

DaMaster1:

And what is it that I have a right to know about exactly?

SexyandHawt:

SexyK:

ArtWitch:

Nobodysk8er:

SpikyHairedPyro:

MuffinsRule has signed in.

MuffinsRule:

OMG! DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE RUMORS ABOUT RIKU AND SORA BEING AN ITEM!

SexyandHawt:

-groans-

DaMaster1:

WHAT!

SexyK:

They're not true, Demyx, so don't ask for autographs...

MuffinsRule:

Really? Aw darn. Oh well, at least ONE rumor in Yaoi Magazine is true.

SpikyHairedPyro:

And that rumor- er, fact would be?

MadScientist4 has signed in

MadScientist4:

SQEEEEE! CHANCE GASS IS GAY YAY!

SexyK:

WHAT!

ArtWitch:

SAY IT ISN'T TRUE!

SexyK:

OMG MY ONE TRUE LOVE IS GAY!

DaMaster1:

Hey! I thought I was your one true love!

SexyandHawt:

lol

MadScientist4:

'Tis true. NOW I MUST GO SEEK HIM OUT AND ASK HIM OUT BYEZ!

MadScientist4 has signed off

DaMaster1:

Who was that anyway?

MuffinsRule:

Vexen

DaMaster1:

Figures

SexyK:

Hey, Nami, let's go and throw all of our OUT-OF-SYNCH and Chance Gass posters away NOW!

ArtWitch:

I'm with ya, sister.

SexyK has signed out

ArtWitch has signed out

NobodySk8ter:

Um. IS Vexen gay?

SpikyHairedPyro:

Apparently so

SexyandHawt:

That's scary...

DaMaster1:

Ditto

MuffinsRule:

So, has anyone hear heard of that new song by Dustin Cinderfake?

SexyandHawt:

THAT SONG IS AWESOME! I LOVE SEXYLACK!

DaMaster1:

-snickers- if that's your new theme song. I'm fixing to die of laughter.

SexyandHawt:

Why? It's a good song

GrandSniper2:

One: Dustin is probably gay just like Chance Gass (they were once in the same group) because he sounds like a woman in that song

Two: It's talking about how he lacks sexiness, which is clearly true because Vexen despsises him.

SexyandHawt:

It's talking about how he lacks sexiness? No way

DaMaster1:

LOL! Do you even know what the lyrics say?

SexyandHawt:

NobodySk8er:

I don't think I want to know who these people are.

SpikyHairedPyro:

Be glad your roomate's not obsessed.

DaMaster1:

Whose that?

SpikyHairedPyro:

... Marluxia.

SexyandHawt:

ROTFLMFAS

SpikyHairedPyro:

At least I understand what my music is saying!

DaMaster1:

Translation?

MuffinsRule:

His favorite saying, "Rolling on the floor, Laughing my (Censored) (censored) off"

Grandsniper2:

Before you even ask, moron, Demyx strongly believes in editting things. It's a shock translators haven't hired him to censor the dubs of Anime.

KiCkAsSkInG has signed in

DaMaster1:

Your Majesty!

SexyandHawt:

-snickers-

KiCkAsSkInG:

Has anyone seen Minnie? I can't seem to find her...

KingofDarkness74 has signed in

DaMaster1:

There's only 1 person that can be! XEHANORT!

KingofDarkness74:

Who's Xehanort? -looks-

SexyandHawt:

Sora? That's Donald.

NoBrainz has signed in

Nobodysk8er:

I see Disney characters...

NoBrainz:

Gawrsh, uh, yer majesty? I saw Minnie out with this Pete guy. They just passed by my window

KiCkAsSkInG:

WHAT! SOMEONE'S GONNA GET IT NOW!

KiCkAsSkInG has signed off

DaMaster1:

Uh, Donald? Why do you have that username?

KingofDarkness74:

Aw, phooey. My nephews must have been messing with it.

NoBrainz:

Really? Well, I was standing right behind you when you made that name...

KingofDarkness74:

Goofy, what did we go over when I we talked about what was all right to disclose on the internet?

NoBrainz:

Uh... Not to bring offline onto online?

KingofDarkness74:

Exactly, so let's NEVER speak of this again. nods

DaMaster1:

You just liked that username!

SexyandHawt:

You just noticed that?

SexyK has signed in

SexyK:

I just got a Restricted call saying that they would be online in a few minutes. You know who that is...

SpikyHairedPryo:

Joy...

NoBrainz:

Uh-oh

SexyandHawt:

Fun...

NobodySk8er:

Here we go again

DaMaster1:

SeaSaltIceCream has signed in

xxx

Jupiter: And there's chapter 2!
Sailorstar: Yepperz Pepperz! Hope you enjoyed the chapter! anywho, go to my webbie and go to my YouTube and view my videos!
Riku: Blatent advertising, as always.

PLZ R&R!

Sora Has No Life Chat Room

Chapter 3

SeaSaltIceCream: Hello, all! I have some great news today!

NobodySk8er13: Oh, joy. What is it, DiZ?

DaMaster1 Wait a second... I thought DiZ died.

SpikyHairedPyro No, he just disappeared and reappeared on Candy Mountain. Everyone knew that.

DaMaster1 Well, I didn't...

SexyK -rolls eyes- You're so clueless, Sora.

SeaSaltIceCream This life insurance saved me from paying millions when my machine exploded!

NobodySk8er13 Do you honestly think that we care about some freaking life insurance, DiZ? I mean, come on... We're VIDEO GAME characters we always come back for the sake of the fans.

NoBrainz I think he was talking about life insurance for the machine Roxas.

aShootinandaStabbin has signed in

aShootinandaStabbin: How is everyone doing?

L337Ninja has signed in

L337Ninja: Hey! Axel! You owe me a ton of Munny!

SpikyHairedPyro: Uh, no I don't.

L337Ninja: Yes you do! I stole Larxene's Pokemon collection for you to torch, and I haven't seen a Munny of what you promised me! If I don't get my cash, I'll do something terrible to you!

SpikyHairedPyro: Don't talk about that here.

SeaSaltIceCream: Ooo! Axel, you should invest in-

GrandSniper2: Shut up, you idjit spammer!

DaMaster1 I'm assuming that the ninja is Yuffie?

L337Ninja That is correct. Wait a sec... who are you?

SexyK It's Sora, Yuf.

L337Ninja I thought it was you! Welcome to the club!

aShootinandaStabbin I was wondering when you would finally get a computer of your own.

L337Ninja Oooh.. That's Squall in case you were wondering.

aShootinandaStabbin It's Leon... How many times do I have to tell you!

SpikyHairedPyrohas signed out.

L337Ninja WTF? GET BACK HERE AXEL!

GrandSniper2 He told me he was moving to a place called Peru so that you wouldn't find him, but he told me not to tell you.

SexyK: Then what did you just tell her?

GrandSniper2: Whoops...

SexyandHot: Hey guys. Was AFC for a while. What's going on?

aShootinandaStabbin: Well, Axel's apparently moving to Peru.

KingofDarkness74: Anyone got Larxene's number? I wanna tell her what happened to her Pokemon figures.

Nobodysk8er13: Axel didn't torch all of them, though.

L337Ninja: He didn't?

Nobodysk8er13: No, he just wanted the Fire Pokemon figurines. He just wanted to have a large scale war between the fire types and the millions of Pikachu in the collection (Pikachu had back up from the other electrics) with real fire.

NoBrainz: Who won, ahyuk?

Nobodysk8er13: You really are an idjit. The electrics all MELTED!!!!!

PikachuFanGirl has signed in

PikachuFanGirl: All right, who the hell torched my Pikachu collection?

SeaSaltIceCream Have your favorite figurines been torched?

PikachuFanGirl Say anything else and you're going to be dead for real this time!

KingofDarkness74 Should we tell her?

PikuachuFanGirl Tell me what? You all know something, don't you?

L337Ninja Depends. How much munny you got?

PikachuFanGirl I'm not giving you any munny. Now tell me who destroyed my poor little Pikachus!!!

DaMaster1 Apparently, Axel did.

PikuachuFanGirl I thought so. Where is he?!

SexyK He moved to Peru, but you didn't hear it from us.

PikachuFanGirl He will pay!

PikachuFanGirl has signed out.

SeaSaltIceCream: Oh, I was going to tell her the perfect place to replace-

aShootinandaStabbin: ENOUGH WITH YOUR ADS!!!!!!!

GrandSniper2: Well, I better stop Larxene before she does anything stupid.

GrandSniper2 has signed out

7Lance has signed in

7Lance: -reads over posts- Oh dear, Axel's not going to survive much longer.

SexyK: -sarcastic- What gave you that idea?

PokerFace has signed in

PokerFace: I just saw Larxene running past my window chasing down Axel. Did he forget their date again?

DaMaster1: Holy Schiznit! They're going out?!

SexyandHawt That's news to us.

L337Ninja We should spy on them!

L337Ninja has signed out.

MuffinsRule Sorry for being away for so long. I had to polish my sitar.

SeaSaltIceCream Need to polish your sitar? Why not try the new polishing polish!

MuffinsRule Oh, I've tried it already. It sucks.

PokerFace Ansem the Wise, do us a favor and go jump off a cliff would ya?

SeaSaltIceCream I can't do that! I'm being paid millions for spamming!

PokerFace I bet you 5,000 Munny he'll find some stupid thing to sell to me, Demyx.

MuffinsRule That's not fair! We already know he's going to!

SeaSaltIceCream You know, there's a new card shuffler-

DaMaster1 Look, I gotta go. Later!

DaMaster1 has signed out.

Jupiter: I am soooooooooooooooo sorry that this took so long! But it's summer now! That means more free time to work on fics! W00tness.

Sailorstar: Konnichiwa! How are you guys! Nice to see you all reading us still (or reading the fic and ignoring the A/N). Oh well, hope you liked it! Get the dot hack games! They're great!

PLEASE R&R!
 

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That was so awesome! I was rolling on the floor laughing!
 

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@revarai20 MuffinsRuls is Demynx
@Matrixfan somewhere at the end of the summer idk when, cause i didnt make it,
but i'll try to keep updated, or if she quitted then ill try finishing it.
@TwilightDusk Ditto
 

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Who is sexyandhawt?
Looks like It Q&A Time.....

SexyandHawt: Riku

SextK: Kairi

NobodySk8er13: Roxas

DaMaster1: Sora

ArtWitch: Namine

SpikyhairedPyro: Axel (Do Not Claim That Name As A Title Or Name cuz It'll Be Mine Once I Get 1000 Posts)

MuffinsRule: Demyx (Has Been Claimed!Twilight Dusk)

FlowerMaiden11: Marluxia

BlindedMunnyStealer: Xehanort

GrandSniper2: Xigbar

MadScientist4: Vexen

KiCkAsSkInG: Mickey (In Honor Of.....AY MEN!)

KingofDarkness74: DONALD!!!?!??!!??

NoBrainz: Goofy (Aw.........)

SeaSaltIceCream: Ansem The Wise

aShootinandaStabbin: Squall (IT'S LEON DAMMIT!) MatrixFan

L337Ninja: Yuffie

PikachuFanGirl: Larxene

7Lance: Xaldin

PokerFace: Luxord

Any More Questions!??!?!?
 
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I totally claim MuffinsRule. That's so randomly funny.
 

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Haha, this fic is cute :D
I liked it, and the fact that ti was a chat room seemed to make it funnier
 

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I love that, lmao. I'm inspired to write a chatroom fanfic, I love those for some reason.
 

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Re: Sora Has No Life Chat Room

UPDATE:

Hey Guys i Saw on Another thread In "kh13.(Com)"
That Jutiper Won't Be Making The Next Chapters of This story
and i dont know where to contact him so,

Do You Guys Think I Should Finished This Chat Story?

P.s Can I Double Post ONLY in this Thread?

Since i Have To Keep you GUys up on Updates?
 

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Re: Sora Has No Life Chat Room

UPDATE:

Hey Guys i Saw on Another thread In "kh13.(Com)"
That Jutiper Won't Be Making The Next Chapters of This story
and i dont know where to contact him so,

Do You Guys Think I Should Finished This Chat Story?

P.s Can I Double Post ONLY in this Thread?

Since i Have To Keep you GUys up on Updates?

Aw what a shame that he won't continue it.
But if you decide to continue then its fine by me :D
Id actually like to see where you would go with this fan fiction!
 
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