Dad of Boy
Grizzly - Coke
a true classic, pairs well with alcohol
is it controversial? sure. would you rather be drinking coke? yeah, but its always there when you need it and has never done anything wrong.
Pandymint - MTN DEW
if pure indifference was a drink, it would be the dew. its not your first choice but whenever your bro tells you there's no more of whatever the hell you asked for, we both know what you're gonna get. besides, at least its not sprite.
Zul - Sprite
â€‹don't bullshit me. you don't drink this, there was a sale and they were out of coke so you bought this instead.
Divine Past - Dr. Pepper
Launchpad - Faygo
you're only drinking this ironically or unironically and neither option is looking good
Ethy - Root Beer
â€‹tell me you don't like root beer. you aren't American and your kids suck too.
Howler - 7up
you know what? kind of forgot about this one.
â€‹its weird that Fanta kind of replaced every fruit flavored soda and also how this happened
KitKat - Generic soda
pure reliability. we all appreciate you.