Here's a link to the previous episode;
http://forums.khinsider.com/fanfiction/163277-shadow-hearts-new-world-parody-script.html
And here's the new episode;
Police; Alright nameless serial killer! Come out with your hands up.
Killer; Damn. I can't let them find me. It's bad enough I got shot, I don't wanna be arrested on top of it.
Police; Reeeeeeed Robin!
Killer; Yum!
Police; He's over there!
Killer; Damn it! Why do I keep falling for that?
And then a hot chick appears and kills all of the police with Malice
Killer; Holy crap! Who are you.
The hot chick kisses Killer and his wounds suddenly heal themselves.
Killer; Oh my god! I finally lost my mouth virginity! Awesome!
meanwhile
Johny; Here we are! Arkham Asylum!
Shania; University.
Johny; Same difference. Any way, Gilbert's supposed to work here.
Guy in suit; Excuse me, can you tell me where I can find professor Gilbert?
Johny; Actually, we were looking for him as well.
Guy in suit; Maybe we could look together!
Johny; No, you're wierd. I'd rather be by myself.
Shania; So where do you think it is?
Johny; I don't know. Let's ask around.
later
Johny; Good news, everybody! I found out where Gilbert's office is!
Shania; Yay!
Johny; It's in a room that's locked off to the public and the only way to get inside is through a complex system of underground tunnels with no lighting!
Shania; Crap. How are we supposed to see down there?
Natan; We can use this lantern I found in the science class room.
Shania; Why was there a lantern in a class room?
Johny; I don't don't care, as long as we have permission to use it. Do we?
Natan; Ummm, yeah, of course we have permission.
meanwhile
Scientist; Ow, my head. I feel like I was bludgeoned with the handle of a gun. Wait, where'd my lantern go?
back to the plot
Johny; Why are there monsters down here?
Shania; I'm starting to think that Gilbert might be evil.
Natan; This door seems diffent from all the others. Perhaps it leads to Gilbert's room.
Johny; Damn, it's locked. Maybe he has a spare key hidden some where.
meanwhile
Guy in suit; All these monsters are proof thatFrank's suspicions are true, and Gilbert is evil. Perhaps throwing this lever will destroy the monsters somehow.
The guy throws the lever and the cage begins to open slowly
Guy in suit; Oh no! Now they're gonna get out. And it sounds like some one is coming! Frank must hide behind this brightly colored blanket!
4 seconds later
Johny; Is it me, or are those monsters beating up a blanket?
Natan; It looks like someone's hiding under it.
Shania; Why does a grown man have a brighty colored blanket with him?
Johny; It looks like the monsters have noticed us. We'd better fight them.
later
Guy in Suit; Wow! That was amazing! As a token of Frank's appreciation, Frank will tell you all about Frank's back story!
Johny; What?
Guy in Suit; A long time ago, Frank was flying his plane over South America for know reason whatsoever, but Frank had forgotten to fill up with fuel before hand, and ended up crashing into the jungle. After many days of wandering, Frank stumbled upon a secret ninja village, where Frank learned the secret ninja arts. Frank swore to use his ninja arts to protect the freedom of the United States. Recently, Fank heard a rumor that Prefessor Gilbert was evil, so Frank came to investigate.
Johny; Who the hell is Frank?
Shania; I think he's speaking in the third person.
Johny; What the hell is the third person?
Natan; I think that guy is Frank.
Guy in suit; Yes, Frank is Frank!
Natan; Does this mean Acelegin can stop refering to you as the "Guy in Suit"?
Frank; Yes. So, how about we go look for Gilbert now?
Johny; Well, we kind of need a key...
Frank; Frank can use his ninja arts to open doors!
Shania; Whatever. We'll bring you along for comic relief purposes.
later
Frank; So this is door?
Johny; Yes. This is door. Can you open door?
Frank; Indeed!
Frank causes a key to appear and uses it to open the door
Johny; Wow. I was expecting something awesome. Show's how lame I am.
Natan; He just summoned a key out of F&@king nothingness! How is that not awesome!?
Gilbert; Hello? Thanks for stopping by.
Johny; Gilbert! I need to know the truth! Are you evil?
Gilbert; Yes. I've been secretly experimenting with monsters in my underground laboratory.
Johny; Then does that mean you summoned the monster that ate Marlow?
Gilbert; No but I figured it might happen. Now, I have do go, but I'll leave behind some toys for you to play with!
A window opens and a monster comes out and Johny's Knife suddenly turns into a lightsaber and stabs it in the face
Glbert; Impressive. Not quite as amazing as her, But you have potential.
Johny; What the f&@k are you talking about!? Why do I suddenly have these awesome jedi powers!? Explain yourself!
Shania; Johny, there's another monster coming out of the window! Pay attention!
4 seconds later
Johny; Damn, he got away! Come on gang, we've got a mystery on our hands!
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And here's the new episode;
Police; Alright nameless serial killer! Come out with your hands up.
Killer; Damn. I can't let them find me. It's bad enough I got shot, I don't wanna be arrested on top of it.
Police; Reeeeeeed Robin!
Killer; Yum!
Police; He's over there!
Killer; Damn it! Why do I keep falling for that?
And then a hot chick appears and kills all of the police with Malice
Killer; Holy crap! Who are you.
The hot chick kisses Killer and his wounds suddenly heal themselves.
Killer; Oh my god! I finally lost my mouth virginity! Awesome!
meanwhile
Johny; Here we are! Arkham Asylum!
Shania; University.
Johny; Same difference. Any way, Gilbert's supposed to work here.
Guy in suit; Excuse me, can you tell me where I can find professor Gilbert?
Johny; Actually, we were looking for him as well.
Guy in suit; Maybe we could look together!
Johny; No, you're wierd. I'd rather be by myself.
Shania; So where do you think it is?
Johny; I don't know. Let's ask around.
later
Johny; Good news, everybody! I found out where Gilbert's office is!
Shania; Yay!
Johny; It's in a room that's locked off to the public and the only way to get inside is through a complex system of underground tunnels with no lighting!
Shania; Crap. How are we supposed to see down there?
Natan; We can use this lantern I found in the science class room.
Shania; Why was there a lantern in a class room?
Johny; I don't don't care, as long as we have permission to use it. Do we?
Natan; Ummm, yeah, of course we have permission.
meanwhile
Scientist; Ow, my head. I feel like I was bludgeoned with the handle of a gun. Wait, where'd my lantern go?
back to the plot
Johny; Why are there monsters down here?
Shania; I'm starting to think that Gilbert might be evil.
Natan; This door seems diffent from all the others. Perhaps it leads to Gilbert's room.
Johny; Damn, it's locked. Maybe he has a spare key hidden some where.
meanwhile
Guy in suit; All these monsters are proof thatFrank's suspicions are true, and Gilbert is evil. Perhaps throwing this lever will destroy the monsters somehow.
The guy throws the lever and the cage begins to open slowly
Guy in suit; Oh no! Now they're gonna get out. And it sounds like some one is coming! Frank must hide behind this brightly colored blanket!
4 seconds later
Johny; Is it me, or are those monsters beating up a blanket?
Natan; It looks like someone's hiding under it.
Shania; Why does a grown man have a brighty colored blanket with him?
Johny; It looks like the monsters have noticed us. We'd better fight them.
later
Guy in Suit; Wow! That was amazing! As a token of Frank's appreciation, Frank will tell you all about Frank's back story!
Johny; What?
Guy in Suit; A long time ago, Frank was flying his plane over South America for know reason whatsoever, but Frank had forgotten to fill up with fuel before hand, and ended up crashing into the jungle. After many days of wandering, Frank stumbled upon a secret ninja village, where Frank learned the secret ninja arts. Frank swore to use his ninja arts to protect the freedom of the United States. Recently, Fank heard a rumor that Prefessor Gilbert was evil, so Frank came to investigate.
Johny; Who the hell is Frank?
Shania; I think he's speaking in the third person.
Johny; What the hell is the third person?
Natan; I think that guy is Frank.
Guy in suit; Yes, Frank is Frank!
Natan; Does this mean Acelegin can stop refering to you as the "Guy in Suit"?
Frank; Yes. So, how about we go look for Gilbert now?
Johny; Well, we kind of need a key...
Frank; Frank can use his ninja arts to open doors!
Shania; Whatever. We'll bring you along for comic relief purposes.
later
Frank; So this is door?
Johny; Yes. This is door. Can you open door?
Frank; Indeed!
Frank causes a key to appear and uses it to open the door
Johny; Wow. I was expecting something awesome. Show's how lame I am.
Natan; He just summoned a key out of F&@king nothingness! How is that not awesome!?
Gilbert; Hello? Thanks for stopping by.
Johny; Gilbert! I need to know the truth! Are you evil?
Gilbert; Yes. I've been secretly experimenting with monsters in my underground laboratory.
Johny; Then does that mean you summoned the monster that ate Marlow?
Gilbert; No but I figured it might happen. Now, I have do go, but I'll leave behind some toys for you to play with!
A window opens and a monster comes out and Johny's Knife suddenly turns into a lightsaber and stabs it in the face
Glbert; Impressive. Not quite as amazing as her, But you have potential.
Johny; What the f&@k are you talking about!? Why do I suddenly have these awesome jedi powers!? Explain yourself!
Shania; Johny, there's another monster coming out of the window! Pay attention!
4 seconds later
Johny; Damn, he got away! Come on gang, we've got a mystery on our hands!
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