Shakespeare Insult Kit

[Gildragon]

Shakespeare Insult Kit
Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with "Thou":

Column 1​

Column 2​

Column 3​

artless​

base-court​

apple-john​

bawdy​

bat-fowling​

baggage​

beslubbering​

beef-witted​

barnacle​

bootless​

beetle-headed​

bladder​

churlish​

boil-brained​

boar-pig​

cockered​

clapper-clawed​

bugbear​

clouted​

clay-brained​

bum-bailey​

craven​

common-kissing​

canker-blossom​

currish​

crook-pated​

clack-dish​

dankish​

dismal-dreaming​

clotpole​

dissembling​

dizzy-eyed​

coxcomb​

droning​

doghearted​

codpiece​

errant​

dread-bolted​

death-token​

fawning​

earth-vexing​

dewberry​

fobbing​

elf-skinned​

flap-dragon​

froward​

fat-kidneyed​

flax-wench​

frothy​

fen-sucked​

flirt-gill​

gleeking​

flap-mouthed​

foot-licker​

goatish​

fly-bitten​

fustilarian​

gorbellied​

folly-fallen​

giglet​

impertinent​

fool-born​

gudgeon​

infectious​

full-gorged​

haggard​

jarring​

guts-griping​

harpy​

loggerheaded​

half-faced​

hedge-pig​

lumpish​

hasty-witted​

horn-beast​

mammering​

hedge-born​

hugger-mugger​

mangled​

hell-hated​

joithead​

mewling​

idle-headed​

lewdster​

paunchy​

ill-breeding​

lout​

pribbling​

ill-nurtured​

maggot-p​

ie

puking​

knotty-pated​

malt-worm​

puny​

milk-livered​

mammet​

qualling​

motley-minded​

measle​

rank​

onion-eyed​

minnow​

reeky​

plume-plucked​

miscreant​

roguish​

pottle-deep​

moldwarp​

ruttish​

pox-marked​

mumble-news​

saucy​

reeling-ripe​

nut-hook​

spleeny​

rough-hewn​

pigeon-egg​

spongy​

rude-growing​

pignut​

surly​

rump-fed​

puttock​

tottering​

shard-borne​

pumpion​

unmuzzled​

sheep-biting​

ratsbane​

vain​

spur-galled​

scut​

venomed​

swag-bellied​

skainsmate​

villainous​

tardy-gaited​

strumpet​

warped​

tickle-brained​

varlot​

wayward​

toad-spotted​

vassal​

weedy​

unchin-snouted​

whey-face​

yeasty​

weather-bitten​

wagtai​

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[KH3 for the wii]

Ha Ha I saw this at Always entertainment and it looked fun.

Thou yeasty onion-eyed giglet.

 

[Gildragon]

OH! Well,
Thou Art A Spleeny Spur-Galled Codpiece

 

[KH3 for the wii]

Humpf!

Thou art a droning tickle-brained bladder!

 

[Gildragon]

Then THOU Art a Ruggish Fen-Sucked Hugger-Mugger

 

[Ordeith]

I daresay!! Thou art a ruttish, motley-minded codpiece!

 

[Artemis]

Thou art a saucy fen-sucked malt-worm

XD

 

[Nami]

My word!
Thou art a vain, idle-headed boar!

 

[Gildragon]

Thou art a Jarring Hell-Hated Maggot-Pie

 

[Nami]

Ugh!

Thou art an infectious, snivling, reeking, beef-headed codpiece!
Away with yee!

 

[Gildragon]

Ugh!

Thou art an infectious, snivling, reeking, beef-headed codpiece!
Away with yee!

Nice insult old chum but you should have ended it with Away with THEE. instead of yee (and even that was mispelled "ye")


This only proves that thou are a venomnous spleeny dimw-witted base-court apple-john

 

[Nami]

[I'm not so great with old English.
x3 I probably will make alot of mistakes!
Sowwies!]

Thine insults are feeble!
Thou art an un-muzzled, incompitent, hasty-witten pigeon egg!

 

[Gildragon]

Thou art a bootless clapper-clawed bug bear!

 

[Raiko]

i loove these.

Thou art a lumpish toad spotted foot licker
( i do not know what they mean in modern english....)

 

[Twilight_Path]

*GASP*

Such language!

Thou art a fobbing, half-faced flax-wench!

 

[Gildragon]

That may be true but thou art a spleeny hell-hated malt-worm

 

[Twilight_Path]

I understand thee perfectly... however, thou art a pribbling fat-kidneyed horn-beast.

 

[Star Light]

Thou goatish reeling-ripe maggot-p

So you found the game or started a new one, that's good.

 

[Szayel Aporro]

Thou art a warped folly-fallen bug bear!

.-.