Hi, I'm Acelegin, A.K.A. Cexiangel, the maker of the Kingdom Hearts Parody Script. I've recently begun a new Parody Script based of of the game Shadow Hearts; From the New world.
And here it is;
Johny; Hi, I'm Johny Garland. I'm a 16 year old private dectective with awesome hair. I was in an accident a few years ago, and I lost my family and some of my memories. I became a detective so that I can hopefully recover my lost memories. I also live with this really buff guy who does just about everything I tell him too.
Lenny; Master, dinners ready.
Johny; It's too salty! Make it again.
Lenny; Yes master.
Johny; Hehe, That guy is so my b*tch.
Lenny; Also, we have a client who would like to speak to you.
Gilbert; Hello, I'm professor Gilbert. I need you to find a man named Marlow who is guilty of several crimes that aren't very important to the plot of the game. If he isn't found soon, I'll have to come up with all of his bail money.
Johny; I'm sorry, I didn't get any of that. I was distracted by your hunched back, dangling arms, and scrawny legs.
Gilbert; Just find the guy, okay.
Johny; Okay!
later
Gerald; Hellooooooo, little boy!
Buigen; We're a couple of openly gay store keepers who will appear in almost every location in the game who will sell you various items which will come in handy on your journey!
Johny; What journey?
Gerald; I don't think he's made it that far into the game yet.
Buigen; Oh well. Here, have a free stellar chart. It'll let you use magic!
Johny; Why are you giving it to me for free?
Gerald; Because we looooooove, your hair.
Buigen; All you have to do is keep the chart on you at all times. Just pretend it's me.
Acelegin; I'm not kidding, he actually says that.
Johny; Okaaaay, I'll be going then.
eventually
Johny; It took all afternoon, but I finally narrowed down Marlow's location to this theater. Now to go inside and find him!
Marlow; I'm drunk! Get out!
Johny; My name is Johny Garland, am I'm here to bring you back to Gilbert.
Marlow; Johny Garland? Ahahaha! (looks at Johny) OMG! You really are Johny! Stay away!
Johny; Wow, you really are drunk, aren't you?
and then a portal opens and a giant monster eats Marlow
Johny; Oh carp sticks! This is bad!
meanwhile, at the top of a skyscraper, far above him
Shania; I can see the window! I'm going to jump off the roof, take my clothes off, turn into thunderbird, and kick that monster's butt!
Natan; Is that necessary?
Shania; Is what neccessary?
Natan; Taking off your clothes. I mean, in the original Shadow Hearts, Yuri could transform while wearing a bulky trenchcoat, and yet you have to be half naked to use your powers. Why is that?
Shania; It's called fanservice! Deal with it!
down bellow
Johny; I never thought I'd die like this. At least I remembered to delete my browsing history so that Lenny won't know I was watching porn earlier.
and then Thunderbird crashes through the roof and saves him.
Johny; Whoa! That was intense... I'm gonna faint now.
later
Johny; How the hell did I get back home?
Lenny; Master, these two native americans found you and brought you back. They said that you were attacked by some kind of monster.
Johny; Oh yeah, There was a monster. What the hell was that?
Shania; Well, to wrap things up, there's this energy called Malice which is born from peoples evil and it sometimes opens windows which monsters come out of. I'm a Harmonixer who uses the magical power of fusion to destroy these monsters.
Johny; Ah!
Lenny; Master, please don't shout like that.
Johny; But I forgot to TIVO Tosh.0 last night!
Lenny; We don't even have a TV right now.
Johny; Ah!
Lenny; Master, what is it now?
Johny; Why don't we have a TV?
Lenny; You pawned it off so that we could pay the rent.
Johny; Ah!
Lenny; Master, please stop shouting.
Johny; Why the hell would I sell the TV?
Shania; Can we please get back on topic?
Johny; Ah!
Natan; What is it this time?
Johny; Marlow was eaten by a monster! How am I supposed to explain this to my client, professor Gilbert?
Shania; Maybe we could help.
Johny; Ah!
Shania; Does he do this often?
Lenny; Only when he forgets his breakfast.
Natan; So that's why it's the most inmportant meal of the day.
Shania; As I was saying, Natan and I could go with you and explian what happened to this Gilbert guy.
Johny; I'm sorry, but Gilbert is obviously evil. It would be wrong of me to bring into that kind of dang- (stares at Shania's boobs for about seven seconds) I would be very happy if you would accompany me on my assignment.
Shania; Well, now that that's settled, where the hell are we supposed to find this guy?
Lenny; He says he works at Arkham university.
Johny; Oh boy! We get to meet Batman!
Lenny; Not that Arkham.
Johny; Thanks for crushing my dreams, Lenny.
Lenny; Don't mention in.
Acelegin; That's it for now. Stay tuned for future episodes.
Hope you enjoyed. Comment.
And here it is;
Johny; Hi, I'm Johny Garland. I'm a 16 year old private dectective with awesome hair. I was in an accident a few years ago, and I lost my family and some of my memories. I became a detective so that I can hopefully recover my lost memories. I also live with this really buff guy who does just about everything I tell him too.
Lenny; Master, dinners ready.
Johny; It's too salty! Make it again.
Lenny; Yes master.
Johny; Hehe, That guy is so my b*tch.
Lenny; Also, we have a client who would like to speak to you.
Gilbert; Hello, I'm professor Gilbert. I need you to find a man named Marlow who is guilty of several crimes that aren't very important to the plot of the game. If he isn't found soon, I'll have to come up with all of his bail money.
Johny; I'm sorry, I didn't get any of that. I was distracted by your hunched back, dangling arms, and scrawny legs.
Gilbert; Just find the guy, okay.
Johny; Okay!
later
Gerald; Hellooooooo, little boy!
Buigen; We're a couple of openly gay store keepers who will appear in almost every location in the game who will sell you various items which will come in handy on your journey!
Johny; What journey?
Gerald; I don't think he's made it that far into the game yet.
Buigen; Oh well. Here, have a free stellar chart. It'll let you use magic!
Johny; Why are you giving it to me for free?
Gerald; Because we looooooove, your hair.
Buigen; All you have to do is keep the chart on you at all times. Just pretend it's me.
Acelegin; I'm not kidding, he actually says that.
Johny; Okaaaay, I'll be going then.
eventually
Johny; It took all afternoon, but I finally narrowed down Marlow's location to this theater. Now to go inside and find him!
Marlow; I'm drunk! Get out!
Johny; My name is Johny Garland, am I'm here to bring you back to Gilbert.
Marlow; Johny Garland? Ahahaha! (looks at Johny) OMG! You really are Johny! Stay away!
Johny; Wow, you really are drunk, aren't you?
and then a portal opens and a giant monster eats Marlow
Johny; Oh carp sticks! This is bad!
meanwhile, at the top of a skyscraper, far above him
Shania; I can see the window! I'm going to jump off the roof, take my clothes off, turn into thunderbird, and kick that monster's butt!
Natan; Is that necessary?
Shania; Is what neccessary?
Natan; Taking off your clothes. I mean, in the original Shadow Hearts, Yuri could transform while wearing a bulky trenchcoat, and yet you have to be half naked to use your powers. Why is that?
Shania; It's called fanservice! Deal with it!
down bellow
Johny; I never thought I'd die like this. At least I remembered to delete my browsing history so that Lenny won't know I was watching porn earlier.
and then Thunderbird crashes through the roof and saves him.
Johny; Whoa! That was intense... I'm gonna faint now.
later
Johny; How the hell did I get back home?
Lenny; Master, these two native americans found you and brought you back. They said that you were attacked by some kind of monster.
Johny; Oh yeah, There was a monster. What the hell was that?
Shania; Well, to wrap things up, there's this energy called Malice which is born from peoples evil and it sometimes opens windows which monsters come out of. I'm a Harmonixer who uses the magical power of fusion to destroy these monsters.
Johny; Ah!
Lenny; Master, please don't shout like that.
Johny; But I forgot to TIVO Tosh.0 last night!
Lenny; We don't even have a TV right now.
Johny; Ah!
Lenny; Master, what is it now?
Johny; Why don't we have a TV?
Lenny; You pawned it off so that we could pay the rent.
Johny; Ah!
Lenny; Master, please stop shouting.
Johny; Why the hell would I sell the TV?
Shania; Can we please get back on topic?
Johny; Ah!
Natan; What is it this time?
Johny; Marlow was eaten by a monster! How am I supposed to explain this to my client, professor Gilbert?
Shania; Maybe we could help.
Johny; Ah!
Shania; Does he do this often?
Lenny; Only when he forgets his breakfast.
Natan; So that's why it's the most inmportant meal of the day.
Shania; As I was saying, Natan and I could go with you and explian what happened to this Gilbert guy.
Johny; I'm sorry, but Gilbert is obviously evil. It would be wrong of me to bring into that kind of dang- (stares at Shania's boobs for about seven seconds) I would be very happy if you would accompany me on my assignment.
Shania; Well, now that that's settled, where the hell are we supposed to find this guy?
Lenny; He says he works at Arkham university.
Johny; Oh boy! We get to meet Batman!
Lenny; Not that Arkham.
Johny; Thanks for crushing my dreams, Lenny.
Lenny; Don't mention in.
Acelegin; That's it for now. Stay tuned for future episodes.
Hope you enjoyed. Comment.