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Secret Mission: Summer Vacation



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this is the sequel to Secret Mission: High School so if you've never read it before I suggest you do before you read this one.

Description: After the school year had finished the organization decided to stay at Destiny Islands for summer vacation but more trouble is in store. More action, more crack and more bunnies!!
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jk about the bunnies but the rest of it is in this fanfic.


Rated: T for this fanfic is not wise to be read by little children
Pairings: Xion/Riku, Zexion/Paine, Larxene/Axel, Tidus/Yuna and the rest of the pairings are just plain crack or not so important

well here it is:

“The ship’s horn went off, the sea breeze felt almost perfect, the cruise ship was sailing calmly through the ocean. My children were enjoying themselves basking in the presence of their loving superior strong and handsome fath—…”

“Xemnas can you stop staring at us like that. You look like you’re about to molest us,” Demyx said.

“WILL YOU SHUT UP!? I’M TRYING TO DO AN INNER MONOLOGUE HERE!!!!”

Secret mission: Summer Vacation

Chapter one: Ship wreak

Day 1

The organization decided to stay here for summer vacation because they all believed they deserved a break. They were on a cruise to ‘WONSTOPPSHUPHOLLYDAY Island’. Axel, Roxas and Demyx were squirting water guns at each other and Axel was trying to dodge them all. Larxene rolled their eyes at the immature boys and continued sun baking, Xaldin and Lexeaus were at the gym, Luxord was playing poker with Xigbar, Vexen and Marluxia, Saix took a nap next to Xemnas and Zexion just relaxed next to the edge of the cruise ship reading ‘Lord of the flies’ while drinking a mock tail.

They weren’t the only ones on board though. Kairi had invited everyone to go to WONSTOPPSHUPHOLLYDAY Island to celebrate the end of the school year. Riku walked past Xion who was looking pretty ill.

“Uh Xion? You okay”

“Riku?” Xion asked. “Could you get me a bucket?” Riku found the closet bucket near him and he gave in to Xion who ended up vomiting.

“SPOON HEAD!!” Xemnas yelled.

“I didn’t do anything,” Riku yelled in his defence.

“I’m just sea sick that’s all” Xion said trying to smile but threw up again. Riku escorted her to the cabins while Xemnas just glared at him.

“That better be the truth or I will send you to your doom spoon head”

Wakka on the other hand had a pervy look on his face. “Oh finally, I’m on a cruise ship with Larxene to paradise” He thought.

Wakka’s mind theatre

“Wakka!” Larxene called out to him looking extremely shojo like and she was wearing a pretty white dress near the shore.

End

“aaahhh” Wakka drooled.

“What’s wrong with Wakka?” Larxene asked.

“He's most likely thinking pervy thoughts” Selphie muttered."just ignore him"

Tidus was relaxing on a beach chair with not a care in the world with a Nurse monitoring his blood pressure levels.

“Good Mr. Tidus! This has really helped your blood pressure go down”

“Thank you” Tidus beamed. “I feel so much more relaxed and I don’t have to see those guys again”

Axel dodged water that shot out of Roxas’s water gun and the water landed on Tidus. “Oops sorry sir…Hey it’s that kid from school! HI!!” Tidus clenched his fists and grinded his teeth.

“Um Mr. Tidus…you’re blood pressure’s rising in an extraordinary rate what’s wrong?! ” The nurse said.

“Ex…change…students” Tidus muttered but then he exploded. “EXCHANGE STUDENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TIDUS!!! ANGRY!!! RAWR!!! CURSE YOU!!!”

Axel, Demyx and Roxas gulped and ran the other direction. Sora was looking overboard for the dolphins in the water. A dolphin appeared to Sora. “Hi Mr. Dolphin”

“Ha! Ha! You’re doomed” The dolphin laughed and swam away.

“Bye Bye Mr. Dolphin!!” Sora waved.

Kairi stood next to Sora, flicked her hair and sighed. “Isn’t this beautiful”

“I JUST SAW A DOLPHIN!!”

“Nice” Kairi said sarcastically hoping for more of a romantic response.

Rikku smirked evilly. “I see she’s still after the oblivious one?”

“Who?” Kuri asked

“Kairi!”

“Dude…Sora’s not even going to notice” Kuri said. “Let him be a kid for a little longer”

“I kind of feel sorry for Kairi” Yuna said.

Kuri shrugged at took a sip out of her ice coffee. “This tastes very sweet” Rikku and Yuna sweat dropped.

“I wonder what would happen if you took the coffee away” Yuna thought a loud and took the ice coffee out of Kuri’s hands. Kuri whined like a baby and Yuna gave it back to her.

“Hi Zexion” Paine waved. Zexion was too absorbed into his book and she found the sight absolutely stunning.

“Oh hi Paine” Zexion waved just noticing she was there. “Aren’t you glad school has finished”

“Yeah, this is the life, just relaxing on a cruise ship towards a tropical island”

“This island has everything. A surfing bay, skiing in the Alps, jungle resort…Disney land”

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!” Demyx screamed in an extremely girly pitch.

“Which we won’t be visiting because of Demyx’s phobia” Zexion muttered. Suddenly the ship rocked. Everyone glanced at each other and that’s when the boat blew up. Everyone survived except for some of the other people on board but they aren’t important. Everyone emerged from the water except for Axel and Larxene who couldn’t swim. Lexeaus and Xaldin swam down to save them and they carried them to the shore on a mysterious island.

All of Organization XIII: On a mysterious island

“This is no good! We’ll have to perform CPR on them” Vexen panicked.

“No need” Lexeaus smiled and he was just about to punch Axel in the chest but Xigbar held him back.

“REMEMBER THE LAST TIME THAT HAPPENED!!” Xigbar yelled.

“Oh yeah” Lexeaus realized. “But there’s no way I’m giving them mouth to mouth”

“Just do it No.5!!” Vexen yelled. Lexeaus performed mouth to mouth on both Axel and Larxene and as soon as they realised it was Lexeaus they screamed.

“AAAHHH!!!! MAN LIPS!!” they screamed.

“Where are we by the way?” Luxord asked.

“I believe this is a deserted island,” Zexion screamed.

“WE’RE GOING TO DIE!!!” Demyx screamed but then Larxene slapped him.

“CALM DOWN!!”

“Ow! Xion doesn’t hit me as hard!” Demyx whined

“Well she has nice feminine hands while my hands are dangerous you got it” Larxene snapped. “Where is shortie by the way…there’s only 13 of us here”

“MY DARLING DAUGHTER IS LOST AT SEA!!!” Xemnas screamed

Xemnas’s mind theatre

Xion lay on a broken piece of the boat in the rough sea and the thundering clouds were booming. “Daddy save me” She cried.

End

“I’M COMING XION!!!” Xemnas screamed as he swum like a torpedo being shot out of a submarine. Everyone else just sweat dropped.

“Great now what do we do?” Luxord said angrily.

“MY HAIR IS GETTING SPLIT ENDS!!!” Marluxia whined.

“I’m wet!!” Axel screamed.

“There’s nothing to eat besides paupu fruit and coconuts!!” Xaldin screamed.

“WILL YOU ALL CALM DOWN!!??” Zexion screamed but then starting crying. “MY BOOKS ARE ALL WET!!!”

Suddenly Roxas started doing a tribal dance on a big rock. He only wore a loincloth and a headband and he had red markings on the rest of his body. “Welcome all to Wakachukanaka”

“Roxas?” Larxene raised an eyebrow. “Oh great he’s turned into a tribal boy”

“I dare you to say that five times fast,” Demyx said.

Axel grinned “Wakachukanaka, wakachukanaka, wakachukeh…bleh!”

“Do not mock the name of this island!!” Roxas snapped. “The great gods created that name!”

“So you named it?” Zexion asked coyly.

“Silence!!” Roxas snapped and pointed a stick at Zexion. “You dare defy the great Gods of Wakachukanaka”

Everyone cocked their heads to the side in confusion. “Gods?”

“YES!! GODS!!!” Roxas taunted.

“He really has lost it” Xaldin muttered.

1 hour later

Xemnas emerged from the water panting heavily. “I can’t find her!!” He cried. “XION’S DEAD!!”

Demyx started crying as well. “POOR WITTLE XION!!!”

“She might not be dead” Zexion said trying to cheer them up. “She might have landed on another island or another part of this island with the other idiots”

“You’re right!” Xemnas yelled. “No.9! No.8! No.6! Help me find food, the rest of you go find Xion and Roxas put some clothes on!!” Roxas didn’t follow Xemnas’s order and he did another strange tribal dance. “The hell happened to No.13?”

“He turned into a tribal boy while you were gone” Larxene answered.

Xemnas, Zexion, Axel and Demyx: Finding food

“Oh this is useless!” Xemnas screamed. “All we can find are freaking coconuts!!”

“Well we’re just going to have to settle with coconuts!” Axel snapped and punched the closet coconut tree.

“IF THEY DON’T FIND MY DAUGHTER SOON I’M GONNA-“ suddenly a coconut hit Xemnas on the head and he fell to the ground unconscious.

“OH NO!! I’VE KILLED THE SUPERIOR!!” Axel screamed.

“He’s fine! He’s still breathing” Zexion said.

“WHAT AM I GOING TO DO??!! I’M, GOING TO BE LOCKED UP IN JAIL FOREVER!!!”

“Calm down Axel!” Demyx said. “I’m sure everything’s going to be al-” Another coconut fell on Demyx’s head and then he fell unconscious.

“OH GOD!!! I’VE KILLED DEMYX AS WELL!!!” Axel panicked.

“Calm down! They’re both unconscious!”

“Zexion”

“Yes?”

Axel gave Zexion a killer glare. “I’m sorry man but you’ve seen far too much”

“Um…Axel? What are you doing?”

“You’re going to have to die now”

“OH GOD NO!!”

to be continued

Yep already left you in suspense and this is only the first chapter
 

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wow! It's out! An Larxene/Axel pairing!! Axel/Larxene pairings are better than Larxene/Demyx pairings.
I covered my eyes when Lexaeus was about to do the kiss of life on Axel and Larxene. Disney Land Ftw!
 
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Yes!!! You finally posted the sequel!!! Oh man, that was seriously funny. I especially loved the last part; it always funny to see the Organization members act like mentally retarded idiots. Also, I like how the boat just blew up, but I do wonder who caused the explosion. The Demon Sisters? The Demon Brothers? God? Huh, I guess it could be anyone. Anyway, great start to the story , and I look forward to the next update.
 

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Yay the sequel's here!!!!!!
This was awesome :D
Axel thinking he killed the Superior and Demyx was far too funny as well as Demmy's girly scream when mentioning Disney Land

Suddenly Roxas started doing a tribal dance on a big rock. He only wore a loincloth and a headband and he had red markings on the rest of his body. “Welcome all to Wakachukanaka”

“Roxas?” Larxene raised an eyebrow. “Oh great he’s turned into a tribal boy”
I could not stop laughing at this part.
It was too funny :D

Can't wait to see more Mikoto :DDDDD
 

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Yay!, its up! strange how high school takes- oh wait, different hemisphere. Anyways, aside from that fact that I am offended the "tribal boy" part, this was a great opening chapter.

So its basically Lost via boat instead of plane, right?
 

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OK, so they get off that island eventually? Good. Anyway, great series reboot, though I think it's all too obvious that the explosion had everything to do with Scarlet and Neko, though now that I've said it, you'll probably pull something completely random. Anyway, I went ahead and added all the tags from the last topic that apply to this one (at least the first chapter, I figured I should wait until the they show up before adding something like demon sisters and brothers, dog crips, or lemon and lime sorbet (with orange))
 

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Chapter 2: Stranded

“Miss Xion was it?” The hotel lady asked.

“Yes it is” Xion grinned. “I think I was in room 45 with Larxene, Kairi and Selphie”

“Speaking of which, where is you’re family?” Paine asked.

“Hell if I know” Xion shrugged. “At least we landed on WONSTOPPSHUPHOLLYDAY Island”

“Yeah, want to go to the beach afterwards?”

“Sure”

Xigbar, Vexen and Luxord: On a hill

“Where are the others?!” Xigbar yelled pushing past another bush. “Urgh! I shouldn’t be stranded on a mysterious island, I should be checking out the babes at the beach”

“Pervert” Vexen muttered. “Got to wonder if they’re dead or not”

“They’re not…the superior’s father senses must still be tingling so Xion should be alive,” Luxord explained. “And she pretty much hates us being around. I’m sure she must be enjoying herself with her friends”

Suddenly they heard rumbling. The three older nobodies glanced at each other but looked straight ahead when they heard a girlish scream coming from the distance.

“A damsel in distress!” Xigbar smirked. “I’m coming fair lady!!” He emerged from the bushes and ran towards the middle of a field only to see that the girlish scream wasn’t from a fair lady but it was from Zexion who running away from about 10, 000 coconuts rolling down a hill.

“XIGBAR!! HELP ME!!!” Zexion screamed. Xigbar’s eyes widened.

“HOLY CRAP!!” he screamed, turned the other direction and ran for it.

“GOD DAMN IT XIGBAR!!” Zexion screamed. “AREN’T YOU HERE TO SAVE ME!!”

“I ONLY SAVE DAMSELS!!”

“YOU OLD PERVERT!!!”

Xion, Paine and Riku: Hotel room

Xion collapsed onto one of the beds. “This is heaven!”

“I wonder if your family made it” Riku sighed.

Xion’s smile faded as she sat up and looked out of the window. “I hope they’re all right” she muttered.

Riku sat behind her only to pull her into a hug. Xion was a little shocked by this sudden action but she knew he was trying to cheer her up.

“BEFORE YOU GUYS GO ALL LOVEY DOVEY!!” Paine announced. “I just want to know if they’re safe”

“Maybe I should call one of them,” Xion tried to wriggle out of Riku’s grip to get out her phone and dialled Zexion’s Number.

“Hello?”

“Hey Zexion! It’s me Xion!”

Paine looked very nervous when she realised Xion had called her hot older brother.

“Xion?! You’re alive!”

She heard from the other end of the line Xigbar yelling. “WE’RE GOING TO DIE!!

“I’ll call you back later. I’m kind of running away from thousands of rolling coconuts that Axel knocked out of the trees because he thought he killed Xemnas and Demyx and now he wants me dead cause I witnessed a murder …good bye!” beep beep beep.

Xion felt a twitch under her eye. “Coconuts? Murder?”

“Well? How is Zexion?” Paine asked with a little desperation in her voice.

“He’s running away from thousands of rolling coconuts that Axel knocked out of the trees because he thought he killed Xemnas and Demyx and now he wants Zexion to die cause he witnessed a murder” Xion explained casually.

Paine and Riku felt a twitch in their eye. “Will he be alright?” Paine asked.

“Why? Are you worried about him?” Riku smirked.

“Well yeah…AND I’M WORRIED ABOUT THE OTHER’S AS WELL IT’S NOT LIKE I’M IN LOVE WITH HIM OR ANYTHING!!”

“If you say so” Xion tried calling Roxas but he didn’t answer either. “That’s strange, he usually has his phone with him 24/7, I’ll try again”

Roxas, Larxene, Xaldin, Lexeaus, Saix and Marluxia: The shore of ‘Wakachukanaka’

Saix was running away from Roxas who wanted to eat him Xaldin and Lexeaus went out looking for Xion along the shore and Larxene and Marluxia were trying to make a raft so they could find ‘Xemnas’s precious daughter’ out at sea.

Roxas’s phone rung once again and he was alarmed. “What is this thing?! A gift from the Gods of Wakachukanaka!!” Roxas pressed the answer button. “ARE YOU THE SUN GODDESS?!!”

“Uh no…this is Xi-

“I know!! YOU’RE THE SEA GODDESS!!!”

“Are you okay?”

“I’VE BEEN BLESSED!! OH GREAT SEA GODDESS OF WAKACHUKA-”

Beep…beep…beep

“She hung up on me?!”

“Um, Roxas?” Marluxia asked sounding a bit concerned. “Maybe you should take it easy”

“BUT THE SEA GODDESS HUNG UP ON ME!!”

“You sure that was the ‘sea goddess’?” Larxene asked.

“YES I RECOGNISE THAT VOICE CALLING OUT TO ME!!”

Larxene snatched the phone off Roxas. “SHORTIE?! SHE’S ALIVE!!”

“Shor…tie? Is that the name of the sea goddess?”

“NO YOU DIP- (shadow)” Larxene tried calling Xion again.

“The person you are trying to call is too scared to pick up the phone”

“God damn it!! Thanks a lot Roxas! She might have landed on a civilised island and called for help and then we’d have been rescued by hunks who will fall instantly in love with me”

Marluxia chuckled. “As if”

“Oh great sea goddess ‘shortie’!” Roxas bowed down to the sea.

Marluxia and Larxene sweat dropped. “Gee this is worst than that time we couldn’t teleport back to head quarters from Olympus Coliseum”

“Why what happened there?” Marluxia asked.

“He turned into a Spartan and attacked the locals…almost made Hades throw a hissy”

They felt a sudden rumbling and looked towards the forest. Zexion and Xigbar emerged from the bushes and ran towards the water.

“Guys? What’s wrong?” Marluxia asked but then the coconuts emerged from the bushes along with Axel screaming. “DIE!!”

“(Shadow)” The trio cursed and ran towards the left.

“WHO BROUGHT THIS MIS FORTUNE ONTO US?!!” Roxas yelled after being run over by some of the coconuts

“ZEXION DID!!” Axel screamed.

“I did not!”

“That’s it!” Roxas screamed. “We are eating him!”

“Wait…he’s no tribal boy…HE’S A CANNIBAL!!” Larxene screamed.

“I told you!” Saix barked. “But noooo…I’m a dog…no one would ever listen to me”

“SHUT UP YA DAMN DOG!!” Larxene screamed and Saix whimpered.

“Where’s the superior and No.9?” Xigbar asked.

“Uh-um…I don’t know” Axel’s eyes shifted. “THEY’RE NOT DEAD OR ANYTHING!!”

“Axel? Are you okay honey?” Larxene asked sounding very sweet but when she realised this she screamed. “AAHHH THIS ISLAND IS GETTING TO ME!! I’M TURNING INTO A NICE PERSON!!!”

Zexion sweat dropped. “Isn’t that a good thing?”

“I’VE GOT TO CALL SHORTIE!!” Larxene used her phone and dialled Xion’s number. “C’MON SHORTIE PICK UP!!”

Meanwhile

Xion’s phone rung once again but she was curled up in a corner and she wasn’t going to pick it up.

“You okay honey?” Riku asked sounding concerned.

“Some… weirdo…is…trying… to… call!” Xion stuttered. “And did you just call me honey?”

Riku sighed heavily. “I’ll pick it up for you okay” he rubbed her head gently and picked up the phone.

“SHORTIE?!! THANK GOD!!”

“Uh actually this is Riku”

“Oh hey Spoon head! I wasn’t interrupting something was I?”

“Why do you guys always think that we’re doing i-”

“Oh alright. I’m sure shortie’s safe with you. Look here spoon head! If you want to marry my baby sister you’ll have to send for some help! We are stranded on a deserted island. I repeat! A deserted island!”

“ Do you know where it is?”

“Well…the cruise ship is all the way over there…there’s a cliff with a shrub growing on it and…well…I seriously have no idea but you’ve got to help us! Roxas has turned into a cannibal and he wants to eat Zexion, I have no idea where Demyx and Xemnas went and I’m turning nice!”

“Isn’t that a good thing?”

“NO I’M QUEEN (Berserker)!!”

“Calm down, I’ll try and get help okay?”

Xion peeped over from the corner. “He’s so nice, gentle…and handsome,” She thought. “And here I was being a jerk to him this whole school year!! STUPID XION!!”

“OH SPOONHEAD YOU’RE A HERO!!! YOU GUYS BETTER GET MARRIED OR I WILL KICK YOUR (assassin)!!”

“Just stay where you are” Riku hung up. “You sure have a strange family”

“Are they alright?!”

“If you could call it that” Riku sweat dropped.

Xion cocked her head to the side. “What do you mean?”

“She’s so cute!” He thought. “Well Roxas has turned into a cannibal”

“Oh he does that. One time, when we were at the Land of dragons we got lost he suddenly turned into a Hun and attacked the locals,” Xion explained with a smile on her face.

“She says it like it’s a good thing” Riku sweat dropped.

“It’s funny…he always adapts to any place where he’s lost to and yet he’s always turns into something bad and he always seems to attack the locals.”

Back on Wakachukanaka

“Um Roxas? What’s with the fire and why am I being tied up like this?” Zexion asked. His hands and feet were tied up to a pole.

“I told you before!” Roxas yelled. “WE’RE EATING YOU!!”

“HUH?!!”

“We can’t eat him!!” Xigbar yelled.

“Well you can’t…BUT I WILL!!”

“Y-you doesn’t want to eat me! I’m small and skinny”

“You’re right…I’ll make you a sacrifice to the great gods of Wakachukanaka!!!”

“NOOO!!”

Axel felt an extreme amount of guilt eating away at him. He asked himself why Zexion was the one being sacrificed when it was him who killed Xemnas and Demyx and knocked out the coconuts out of the tree. “STOP!!”

Roxas turned around and looked at Axel with squinted eyes. “What do you want?”

“ZEXION DIDN’T CAUSE THE COCONUTS TO FALL OFF THE TREE!! I DID!!”

“Axel?” Larxene muttered in shock.

“I KILLED DEMYX AND XEMNAS!!”

“What are you talking about No.8?!!”

Axel turned around and saw Vexen, Luxord, Xemnas and Demyx…who were alive. “XEMNAS!! DEMYX!! YOU’RE ALIVE!!” Axel ran up to them and hugged them both.

“Yes of course we’re alive! Will you stop hugging us?!” Xemnas ordered. Axel laughed sheepishly and let go of both of them. “Have you guys found Xion?”

“Well she’s safe that’s for sure” Larxene explained. “But when I called her it was spoon head who picked up the phone but don’t worry he’s called for help” Larxene didn’t realise that Xemnas stopped listening after she said that Riku picked up the phone.

“Spoon head?” Xemnas grinded his teeth. “HE'S ALONE WITH XION?!!!"

“Hey at least she’s safe!” Luxord reassured.

“That’s good! They’re still alive!” Roxas smiled. “But you, Axel of the world that never was!! You have made the earth God angry and now we shall make you a sacrifice!!”

Suddenly a fire alarm went off. “FIRE!!” Demyx screamed.

“Wait a minute!” Axel thought aloud and a whole bucket of water was dropped on his head.

“What are you guys doing?” A strangely familiar voice asked. The organization turned around and saw.

“WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!!”

“You should’ve been at the hotel by now, poor Xion is worried sick!!” Scarlet yelled.

“Xion? Hotel?” The organization glanced at each other.

“Didn’t you know? You guys bought the ship wreak package”

“Huh?”

“y’know…when the ship blows up near WONSTOPPSHUPHOLLYDAY Island and you guys have to find the hotel” Scarlet sighed.

“Oh so that’s the package I bought” Vexen realised.

“VEXEN!!!”

“Wait? Who blew up the boat?” Zexion asked. “No wait…never mind”

“Actually” Scarlet explained. “Kano wanted to learn how to use explosives so he’s been doing the ship wreak packages for practice to ‘impress me and win my heart’…”

“ooooh” The organization said in sync.

“Now you guys going to the hotel or what? …AND ROXAS PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!!”

“Yes Scarlet!” Roxas sighed.

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