Chapter 12: operation spy on date.
Day 53
The World that never was
After the all those incidents he was in, Tidus had to go see professional help but now he’s become a little scarier.
“hello Axel and Demyx” he said with a smile, “it’s nice day today! Let’s be friends”
Demyx woke up screaming his lungs out. “oh…it’s just a dream” he thought.
Axel: Science lab
“hey Axel!” Leon waved,
“hey Squally” Axel said with no enthusiasm.
“I was going to ask Larxene out today, but I can’t do it, can you help me?”
Axel woke up screaming. “oh… only a dream” he pulled the covers over his head.
Xemnas: hall.
“hi Xemnas!” Xion waved.
“hello my daughter” he said while patting her head.
“guess what?!
“what?”
“I’m pregnant!!!”
Xemnas’s eyes widened.
“OOOOOOHHHH MMMMMYYYYY GOOOOOOODDDD!!!!!!!!!” Xemnas woke up screaming while hugging Pooky.
Xemnas looked around his room and sighed heavily. “oh boy, it was just a dream”
Breakfast time:
Xemnas, Axel and Demyx sat on the table in the kitchen of nothingness staring blankly at the girls.
“why are they looking at us?” Xion whispered.
“maybe you look like a clown!! HA!!” Larxene said and took a sip out of her juice.
“No.14?” Xemnas asked breaking the silence between the three. “Are you still a virgin?”
Xion spat out her drink. “what kind of question is that?!”
“just answer me”
“yes! I’m still a virgin!”
Xemnas sighed with relief. Axel pointed at Larxene. “Larxene, are you dating Leon?”
Larxene spat out her drink. “HOW DID YOU KNOW??!!!!!”
Everyone on the table stared at Larxene with widened eyes.
“OH MY GOD!! YOU’RE DATING THE PREVIOUS KING OF THE TENNIS CLUB?!!” the whole organization yelled.
“yeah, actually I was going on a date today”
“but don’t you have school today?!” Xemnas asked.
“it’s Saturday superior, there’s no school on Saturday”
11 am
“Xemnas, are you approving on Larxene going on a date with Leon?” Vexen asked.
“well…yeah”
“wait…you mean, you let Larxene go on dates but I can’t date til I’m 35?” Xion asked.
“yes but Xion, Larxene is a responsible woman and you’ll probably end up getting knocked up like you did in my dream”
“what was that superior?!” Xion asked.
“nothing!” Xemnas said with shifty eyes. “and it’s daddy to you!”
11: 15 am
“Xemnas has been acting pretty strange” Roxas said. “I mean he asked Xion something really weird this morning and he keeps calling us his children”
Axel thought for a moment. “I wonder if it’s because of that experiment Vexen tested on him once”
Flash back
Xemnas stared at the hat with many tubes and wires attached to it. “you sure this will make me a more powerful leader?” he asked.
“depends, what do you see in a powerful leader?” Vexen asked.
“well, dictator, overprotective father…y’know the usual”
20 minutes later.
Vexen went to check on the experiment. “how do you feel superior”
Xemnas smiled and skipped around the lab. “I should take some cookies to the teddy bear picnic being held in twilight town”
Vexen sighed heavily. “not again! Don’t worry superior! It’s only going to last 3 years or so”
End
Axel and Roxas were still in thinking positions and after a while they yelled “LET’S SPY ON LARXENE!!”
Axel, Roxas, Xion, Zexion, Demyx, Sora, Riku, Kairi, and Wakka : Cinema at destiny islands.
Zexion hated the disguise he was wearing. A tennis cap facing diagonally, baggy white shirt saying “38” with purple sleaves and baggy pants with many belts holding it up.
“this doesn’t suit me at all” he growled. The girls shook their heads and hugged Zexion. “you look so cute though”
“COOTIES!! AH!!!” Zexion yelled as he tried to get out of the girls grip and when he did rolled on the floor like a maniac.
Axel wore a red t-shirt and black shorts with flames on the side, Roxas wore the usual clothes (like in KH2), Demyx wore a blue tank top and jeans and Xion wore a long white top with black patterns and black shorts shorter than Axel and Demyx’s.
“why are we spying on them again?” Riku asked.
“we didn’t invite you guys to spy on them” Axel said harshly.
Flash back
Destiny islands.
“we need to buy disguises” Demyx said, “all I have in my wardrobe is my uniform and my organization coat”
“well, lucky for me I have my casual wear on” Roxas smirked but received glares from the other members
“well…we can go in there” Xion said pointing at this store called ‘Urban style’ (just made that up)
Axel took one look at this store and yelled, “LET’S GO!!”
40 minutes later.
“why do girls take so long to pick?” Roxas complained.
“cause unlike men, women want to find what suits them, does it make them look fat, blah, blah, blah”
Xion wasn’t listening however, she was too busy buying the items. While Zexion waited for her he spotted 4 familiar faces. “hey aren’t those the kids that hang out with us at school”
“um Zexion…we need to get changed and spy on Larxene’s date remember” Axel said.
“here ya go!” Xion said handing the clothes over to the other 3 and took her clothes and went to the changing room.
5 minutes later.
“hey Roxas!” Sora waved,
“oh hey!” Roxas waved back. “what are you doing here?”
“oh just looking at the clothes, where’re the others?”
Axel stepped out of the changing room already in a pose staring at the others, “yo!”
Demyx wasn’t too far behind him “HI!!”
Neither was Zexion “this is too baggy”
Though Xion took a little while longer. “HURRY UP KIDDO!” Axel yelled.
“I’m coming! Geez” Xion said sounding a little annoyed. She finally stepped out of the change room.
Riku stared at her for a long time which made Zexion lean over to Axel and whisper, “no wonder Xemnas is so protective over Xion, Riku has a crush on her, isn’t that cute”
“actually he’s probably overprotective cause he had a dream that Xion told him that she’s pregnant” Axel said,
“ludicrous! Absolutely ludicrous!!!”
end.
“shh! They’re coming!!” Xion whispered and the rest of the ducked behind the counter.
Larxene and Leon: buying popcorn.
“y’know I was king of the tennis club once…yeah, I miss those days” Leon said,
“cheer up squally! Let’s buy some popcorn!”
The rest of them.
“oh (dancer) they’re gonna buy popcorn! What do we do?!” Zexion asked,
“leave it to me” Sora winked and stood up behind the counter. “hi how can I help you? Larxene? Leon? What are you guys doing here?”
“Sora?! I didn’t know you worked here?” Leon said,
“oh well, I only work on the weekends, now what would you like?”
“one jumbo popcorn and 2 medium drinks please” Larxene ordered.
Sora grabbed what Larxene ordered, “here you go! That’s 800 munny”
Leon handed over the munny and they both went to the theatre.
“you’re good spiky” Xion complemented.
After his tiny moment of victory Sora looked behind him and saw the manager looking pissed. “you don’t work here”
“RUN!!!”
After the Movie:
“Wakka? Are you okay?” Kairi asked.
Wakka was sitting in a lonely corner, “how come she agrees to go out with him ya?”
“never mind”
Leon and Larxene came out of the cinema but Larxene wasn’t so happy. “I need to pee” she said “be right back”
Leon waved and when Larxene was out of sight he got out his phone and dialled a number.
“Hey Tidus! I got all the information I need”
everyone’s eyes widened. “wait Tidus?…He’s just getting information off Larxene!!” Demyx yelled from behind the pot plants.
Leon looked around, “who’s there?!”
“uh…I’m a ghost!!” Demyx said also from behind the pot plants “woooooooo”
Everyone face palmed. “Fear me woooooooooooo!!” Demyx turned around and saw Leon standing behind him looking annoyed. “…wooo”
“what are you guys doing here?” he asked, “and Sora, aren’t you at work?”
“um…Lunch break”
Leon looked little more annoyed. “You overheard my plans didn’t you”
“what you mean the date or the fact you’re working for Tidus?” Roxas asked
“the second one, besides if I succeed I’ll become vice president of…” Leon removed his jacket to reveal…
“THE EXCHANGE STUDENT HATE CLUB!!” Leon announced revealing a blue t-shirt that said “the exchange student hate club” written on the front.
“they have a hate club for us now?” Roxas asked,
“they have a fan club for you so they must have a hate club as well” Riku answered,
“fan club?!”
“but why do you hate us?” Xion asked innocently, “we’ve done nothing wrong have we?”
Leon glared at Xion, “YOU’VE RUINED ME SHORTY!!!!” he yelled, “I, was the king of the tennis club, loved by all until you showed up and became queen of the tennis club. After you became queen of the tennis club no one knew who I was anymore, that’s why I’m in the Hate club! AND NOW I HAVE THE INFORMATION I NEEDED!!”
“what information?” Leon’s eyes widened and turned around and saw…
“hi Larxene, back already?”
Larxene glared at him, “y’know, I don’t like being used” she said cracking her knuckles.
“c’mon Larxene, you’re the kind and gentle one of the group, you can’t beat me” Leon smirked
“actually” Zexion said “Xion’s the kind and gentle one, Larxene’s just as bad as Scarlet”
“j-j-j-j-j-just as bad as sc-sc-sc-Scarlet?!!!”
I don’t know if this will be the final time but once again…the following scenes are too violent to be shown on this fanfic, let’s see what Xemnas is doing.
“oh Pooky, do I worry too much?” he asked the teddy bear while sitting on his bed. Pooky just stared at him with those teddy bear eyes. “I know what will make me feel better! Going to the annual picnic in 100 acre woods!!!”
You notice that these violent scenes that need to be blocked seem to have something to do with Larxene or Scarlet getting pissed…moving on.
Leon lay on the floor in desperate need of medical help, “well, what now?” she asked them.
“we could go get popcorn” Wakka suggested. Everyone shrugged and followed Wakka.
Zexion stood behind and looked at the group. Sora and Kairi were skipping in front of them, Larxene was walking with a laid back look, Axel and Demyx were arguing, Wakka was begging Larxene to go out with him and Riku and Xion were having their own little conversation.
Zexion smiled, “they may not know it but one day they will be a couple” he said to himself as he started to follow them. Little did he know, the belt fell down ages ago and he tripped over his pants revealing his Heart shaped underwear. Several Heartless appeared behind him looking at his underwear with glee.
“oh (heartless)! Now why have the beeps been replaced with (dusk), (Shadow),(Heartless) and (dancer)?”
I don't think this is the best chapter but I think it's okay