RE: Chapter 5 : Edited Again By Zetsumi.
Period 5 : Catfight in the Boys Bathroom
"So, who do you like, Flame?"
Melon, Spastic, Redflame and Bo were engaged in a somewhat romantically-themed conversation as they strolled the halls, killing time between classes. Spastic had taken the oppertunity to probe Flame about her romantic interests.
"Well...Virus seems...a little cute, I guess" She said hesitantly, finishing quickly and fluching red, as if embarrased by the words that had escaped her mouth.
"You like Hacker? Yuck!" Spastic proclaimed, pretending to self-induce vomiting.
"Spastic!" Reprimanded Melon, scowling, before turning back to Flare: "Well, he seems too...evil to me, you know what I mean? What about you, Bo?"
"Well, I thought Shady was pretty hot..." she said, trailing off, before her face too began to flush with red.
"Is that so?" inquired a cool young voice from behind the group, causing them to flinch in surprise. Behind them stood Virus.
"Like, what the heck, Hacker! Stop sneaking up from behind!" screamed Spastic, rounding on Virus in rage. "You arn't a freaking Ninja, you know!"
Virus simply stared back at her with a bemused grin, causing her to rage silently. Bo, seeing her friend entering the 'danger zone', decided to head off this little accident before it erupted into soemthing major.
"What do you want?" she demanded, glaring Virus in the eye, but he simply smiled and winked.
"You said you loved Shady...but the question is: Does he love you?" Virus said in a mysterious voice, still grinning.
"Well...of course he loves me!" shouted Bo, all thoughts of defusing the situation torn to shreds at Virus' comment. Virus, however, just smirked and inquired:
"Then who's that girl he's flirting with?"
"What?" screamed Bo, raising a fist to put through Virus' face, only to realise he was gone. Melon grabbed her arm and dragged her back down the corridor.
"Bo, we're gonna be late!" Melon explained in a low, disinterested tone, as if there was definatly somewhere she would rather be.
As the quadruple made their way down the halls, Bo began mulling over what Virus had said. What had he meant, that girl Shady was flirting with? Was there any truth to Virus' accusations, or was he just stirring up trouble?
Unfortunatly for Bo, she was about to find the answers to her questions all too soon.
At the end of that very corridor, Shady was flirting with a young sophmore, apparently not realising that Bo was quickly firing back up with a rage to rival even that she held for Virus. Melon, Spastic, and Flame, all sensing the danger, grabbed her and tried to hold her back.
"Bo, you're approaching this the wrong way! Just chill!" Melon suggested, struggling to maintain her grip on both her friend and the doorknob that was offering leverage to counteract the headlong charge that Bo was no doubt straing to break into, with that young sophmore at it's end.
"Shady?" shouted Bo, startling both the young man and her companions, who were caught by surprise when she wrested free of their grip: "Who is this? she demanded, stomping foward to point an accusing finger at the confused young woman who stood beside Shady. Bo was about ten seconds away from tearing off his head and using it to beat the girl to death.
"Oh, uh, hi Bo. This is just my friend, Megaflare," Shady replied nervously, scratching the back of his head while thinking desperatly of how he would escape from the sticky bind he had landed right in the middle of.
"But, Shady, I thought I was your gi..." Megaflare said before Shady violently nudged her arm.
"Yeah, she's just my new friend that's helping me with my math homework..." Shady said, glancing at his wrist, which Bo noted lacked a watch, despite his acting as if he were glancing at one.
"Well, look at the time...we better be going...erm, seeya!" he shouted the final words from around the corner, beatign a hurried retreat whilst dragging Megaflare along behind him.
Bo didn't believe a single word Shady said, but decided to let it be...for now.
Later that day, Bo was walking down the hall with her friends when they heard a weird sound coming from the Boys' Bathroom. They cautiously peeked in to see Flare seated in Shady's lap, smiling broadly and whispering in his ear.
"Oh, Hell No, she isn't helping you with your homework!" Bo shouted, dashing into the Boys' Bathroom, her friends desperatly trying to hold her back and prevent all hell from breaking loose, to no avail.
An enraged Bo flung Shady easily to the side, letting him slide down the wall, semi-concious, before punting Flare across the room with a backhand.
"Who are you to be messing with my man?!" Bo demanded angrily, lining up for a kick whislt Flare was down.
"Your man? Shady and I are Engaged!" Flare yelled, causing Bo's foot to freeze inches from her face.
For a full minute, Bo didn't move. She didn't flinch, she didn't blink, she didn't breathe. It was only when Flare attempted to get up that Bo snapped out of her self-induced coma, throwing herself onto the young woman and wrestling with her out the door and into the hall.
"Catfight!" screamed one of the bystanders, as a crowd gathered around the two, Bo now attempting to bite off Flare's ear. Shady seemed to be both horrified and strangly satisfied with the somewhat sexy display of these two women attempting to tear one another to pieces. A full minute later, Bo's friends managed to extract her from the fray, panting and holding a lock of Flare's hair like a war trophy.
"Go ahead and run away with those punk friends of yours, you coward!" shouted Flare, obviously unaware that the danger was not yet past.
"What did you say?" Redflame yelled back, spinning around to rush at Flare, and within seconds, her, Spaz, Bo were all tearing into Flare together.
Shady was looking over the girls who were rolling all over the floor ripping each other's clothes off with a grim satisfaction, realising that he was at this moment living out one of his wildest fantasies. Deciding that he wasn't going to waste this oppertunity, he lept into the fray, accompanied by Melon.
One hour later, all six were seated in the school infirmary. Bo had a broken leg, Redflame eas nursing a huge bump on her head that looked like it was about to bleed. Melon sported a broken rib, and Flare had just about everything broken that it was possible to break.
"Maybe Shady wasn't worth all this..." Bo thought to herself, before spotting him strolling down the hall outside, hand in hand with another woman.
Ignoring the cast that encased her leg, she rose swiftly to her feet and limped out into the corridor.