Khi Acadamey Chapter: Well...Lost Count..lazy Editors
Edited by: Ninja Usagi (I resent that *glares*)
Who Killed Kairiinluv?!
Principal Azu was walking down the halls smiling until he tripped on something and landed hard on his face.
"Sonuva-! Who put this body here?! Wait a minute..BODY?!"
Elsewhere, everyone is in their class working hard on their tests when suddenly a voice came from the speaker, "ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS!! EMERGANCY MEETING!!"
Everyone was quiet and wondering what was going on. "I MEAN NOW, DAMMIT!!" Azu screamed.
Everyone zipped out of the classroom and headed towards the gym for an announcment from principal Azu.
"Hello, class." Azu said with a gentle smile on his face, "We have a little issue today," he paused and frowned, "Kairiinluv has been murdered!"
The entire school gasped.
"Now," he continued, "at 7:18 am, I discovered Miss Luv's body in the Q hallway."
"Hold on a sec'," a student bursted, "If you found the body, how do we know we know YOU didn't murder her?"
"Because I am your father, you stupid n00b, now sit down before I phail j00!" Azu yelled.
The boy quickly sat down and pouted.
"Okay, since we have 1000 students in this school, I'm going to pick the only likely 4 who would want to murder Luv," Azu said.
"SHADY, BO, REDFLAME AND MELON!" He pointed at a group who were talking about cheese for some reason together, "You all are under arrest!"
"What?!" they all said in unison.
"You have the right to remain silent," Azu shouted.
"But not the ability!" Bo said.
"IF you cannot afford an attorney, we will stick you with kikyowhereareu as one."
"Don't you mean...Wait...WHAT?!" Shady yelled.
They were all dragged out of the gym and placed in the cell. Otherwise known as a random empty closet.
Later on, the bell for 6th period rang and the court room session began.
Ultima was appointed judge, with jury members including Blahmaster, Phoenix, Silh, and VirusCoreHacker. The other jury members were consisted of random bums found outside the school and a guy who wants to stay witht the name Larry.
"All rise for the honorable and smexy Judge Ulti!" Sadly, everyone stayed in their seats, confused.
"DIE!!" Sceamed Ultima as she chucked her gavel at an unknowing newbie. Ultima screamed as she pointed at the four accused murderers, "You 4 n00bs are charged of the murder of kairiinluv. How do you plead?"
"Innocent!!" Bo, Shady, and Redflame all yelled in unison.
"Guilty!" yelled Melon.
"What da hell are you thinking?! You didn't really kill Luv did you?!" demanded Flame.
"Murder Luv? No...I thought she asked if we slept with KL," Melon replied. There was a sudden silence in the room as everyone was thrown back by Melons sudden stupidity.
"Okay...," Ultima said, breaking the silence, "Bring in the evidence." Just as she said this, a huge bald man kicked open the gym door and walked in with a piece of paper and he began reading. Somehow, they all went into a flashback.
"September 11, year 6000. Everyoney was preparing for class with Mr. Azurith. Suddenly, an airplane flew past the school and crashed into Shady's house."
"My house!!" yelled Shady, "My MegaFlare collectio--I mean...Who ever did that will die!!"
And the flashback ended.
"Wait a minute! That didn't happ--" Shady began to say.
"GUILTY!" yelled Ulti as she threw a rope around Shady's waste and sending him to the pit of doom with the Sora212's waiting to eat him.
"Bring in the next guilty verd--I mean peice of evidence."
As the court case continued, back in the hallway where Luv's body was.
"Ow...," Kairiinluv said getting out of her deathlike state and yawned, "Wow. Those sleeping pills really work." She looked around and said, "What time is it? Oh noes! I'm late!"
She ran into the gym when the court case was over. She noticed Shady, Bo, Redflame and Melon being hauled away in handcuffs when she spotted Virus.
"Virus! Hi!" She smiled.
"Luv? You're alive?" he asked confused.
"Eh...yeah...what's going on?" asked Kairiinluv.
Virus took one look at Shady and the others who were being taken to juvi.
"Uh...Nothing important," He replied with a smile. "Wanna go get something to eat?"
"Ehm...Okay!" Luv happily said and they both left.
>.< VCH is lazy. Sorry Virus but goddammit it took you forever to write this one.
Not much else to say other than the next chapter will be up sometime I hope this month.
Maybe we can have a holiday special!