Chapter 9 : Normal day..Normal Convo
The last bell for the passing period rang, making all students in the study hall room late. They all scrambled out of the classroom, trying to get through the door so they could get to their next class.
Eventually everybody got out, leaving Mr. Muffin to clean up the whole mess. Muffin mumbled, "Damn hormonal kids leavin' me to do the work..."
Bo, Melons,shady,and Redflame were all walking down the hallway as fast as possible having a daily random convo.
"And then I said 'You can tune a piano, but you can't tunafish!" Flame said.
Bo and the rest were just walking along wondering what Redflame just said at the moment.
They spotted Virus walking
they spotted Virus walking across the Cafateria.
"mhm" throught redflame "Does anyone know about virus's past ?"
Everyone shook their heads in deniel and red just sat there poundering.
" Uh well.." Said Melon..." i heard a rumor about virus " she whispered
The gang leaned forward to get a closer look at the story.
"Well....back in the day..when monkeys and ninja ruled the world....there was one child who was raised by monkeys...and at the age of four rebeled aganist the monkey lords.....and when
they sent a whole army after him, he slayed them all with a single card..and at the age of five...he took over the whole empire.
The listeners sat clueless, looked at each other for a moment and busted out laughting.
" HahahHahahahahahha" They All laughed while rolling on the floor.
"whats wrong with my story? " Asked melon. "Nothing....But a Monkey empire!! Hhahahahahahhaa" Said Shady
"Well....That reminds me of a story i was told" Said Redflame The Group began to listen to another talltail
"Well Long long ago...in a Galexy Far Far Away...There Was an Attack By..............SUPER SPACE MONKEY NINJAS
WITH GUNS...and on the small planet named KIKYOWHEREAREYU, a peaceful planet with humans, .....until...the ROBOT ONKEY SPACE NINJAS WITH GUNS ATTACKED!!!!!!!!!!who came to the planet to smoke weed/pot and eat bananas while the humans slaved over a hot stove to feed the monkeys...but one day a hero came to the planet of kikyowhereareu, the
young hero was only 4 years old.....and lived a normal life until one day..he stoped a group of monkeys from attacking a little girl by Transforming into "THE MUFFIN MAN " The Great Defender of justice and Muffins. By Uses His Muffin Cannon of doom,he was Able to clear off planet kikyowhereareu of the Evil monkeys and Save the Universe!!!!!!!!!.
The Group Sweetdroped laughing their pants off, while redflAame became mad.
"Hey guys! come on..Whats wrong with that story!!?" she asked furiously
"Nothing. hahaha" Said Shady Giggling "its Just that,.......Super Space monkey ninjas smoking Weed!!? Hahahahahaha"!!
Redflame Sighed , and after five mins of laughing everyone calmed down.
" Ok you fools...i'll tell you the real story behide Viruscorehacker!" Said Shady
" Oh this should be good " mumbled Melon.
" New york City,dec 29,2006, An Organization that helped fight off terrorist off the coast of iraq, their base was hidden in the frozen depts of the antartic, this Organization was known as the " Virustrix" a Secert Serivce bent on ridding the
planet of all terrorist and n00bs alike. and the leader.. the nfamous "VirusCoreHacker
" He was..."
"Oh No you Don't"!!! Yelled out Bo...... " This story is totally a fake..so don't bother continuing it...
"But come on..i was justy getting to the good part!!" Protested Shady.
"well if you think your story is true..why don't we just ask viruscorehacker?" Said Bo
"Fine replied shady"
5 mins later, everyone was crowding around virus. "Hey Virus ..Tell them you a secert agent..." Said shady
" No Tell them how you took over the monkey empire"....said bo..
" No tell them how you saved a planet " Said redflame.
"uh...." mumbled virus " guys..what are you talking about..i never did all those stuff" Said virus,
Everyone signed and left just as the bell rung for class...Virus got up..when his cell phone suddenl rang..
" Agent Virus....We need you ancient agent muffin skills to help us " Replied the voice
" what is it cheif" ?
" The Space ninja monkeys are at it again..attacking the planet of kikyowhereareu "
" ok..im on my way..." he replied
With that he picked up his stuff and blasted thru the roof with his rocket jet boots.
Editor's note time.
It took forever to get Virus to write the chapter...and he had problems with his last computer. -.- I
But finally, we're back.
I'm probably gonna have to get Virus to edit whatever chapter that has my name in it now thanks to my name change...Meh. It can by my punishment on him for taking too damn long.
I'm thinking of doing a profile thing on the characters that have appeared so far...since it kinda confusing with Virus' way of writing...