sawah plays earthbound!!

[Sawah]

im in twoson!!! i got rid of the mashroom and i am investigating around lookin for sawah

and we're off to a terrible start grumbles victo

thatll get em!

playin some games....

 

[Sawah]

idk

ok so on tha hunt 4 sawah

GREEEEATTTT

awwwwwwww i knew there was a reason i named paula sawah

went to fight a guy to help me find her and he says

ok that doesnt sound very promising okkkayyy lets find this gurl

i got a phone hmu ladiez says victo but then he laughs to make sure everyone knows its a joke haha

 

[Sawah]

(to the music of on the road to veridian city) im on the road to rescuing sawaahhh

here is where im going i think?? idk lets find out

caves are never a good sign ok

im fighting plants victo is not amused

ur weird haha victo tried giving her his reciever phone to get her phone number but she declined. forgot to screen shot it sorry

are u sure lil victo?? because the diddlying bridge is broken are u absolutely sure there is no problem here???

u still sure about there being no problem???? because that is a diddlying iron pencil victo and its blocking our way

so we got past it and stuff via the apple kid or w/e and then this happened

and i laughed so diddlyING HARD BECAUSE VICTO LOOKS LIKE "HUH WHA"

WHO DAT WHO DERE

but moving on im in tha valley

these trees are mother diddlyERS i had no idea they burst into diddlyING FLAMES AFTER YOU DEFEAT THEM thank god for teddy bears am i right

excuse YOU, bitch

 

[Sawah]

WHERE AM I

VICTO YOU'RE WAY TOO LAID BACK MY DUDE THERE IS DEFINITELY SOME KIND OF PROBLEM HERE

 

[Sawah]

u ok

then i found where sawah is and found her and

swaaaaaaag this girl is drooling for victo right now

so i gotta fight mr carpainter and then i go outside

FUCKIN POKEYYYY MA MAN IS LIKE A BAD GUY NOW??

typical pokey

ok so gotta fight the carPAINter haha

i beat the fuck outta him

thank u says victo

aww pokey of course--

you ​asshole

 

[Sawah]

u

asshole

 

[Sawah]

we're sooo cute haha victo wont stop hittin on her

 

[Sawah]

fucking idiot is level 1 and now shes dead

ughhhh

but this happened and i laughed so hard i tried to see if bringing her home would do anything

haha idiot

 

[Sawah]

WHAT

$100

are u fucking kidding me

 

[Sawah]

suddenly that hospital bill doesnt hurt so bad anymore...

us makin out

 

[Sawah]

victo why u kiss w your eyes open thats creepy dude

 

[Sawah]

men

 

[Taylor]

AWW SHIT JEFF COMING UP NEXT

 

[scubasteve]

i love you so much
the way you look at me gives me butterflies
i want that bod of yours in my bod
i'm so much better than the other guys
just do me

 

[Sawah]

steve!!! not in the earthbound thread hehe

 

[Sawah]

this song is about my liffeeee

they sucked lol

i took her back home and we "hung out" in my room

and then i got the second your sanctuary location hahaaaaa suckas

 

[Sawah]

on the road to threeeee-eeed...

woohoo! tourin w the runaways!!

okay now im in threed and this place is scary but i have 2 find talor!!!

 

[Sawah]

​GET ME OUT OF HERE

 

[Sawah]

clues...

or really... pokey

O______O

excuse me please move

ugh they wouldnt move s o i decide to go to the hotel to rest bc i am pooped

and

WHAT IS THIS

!!!!

okayyyy wherE AM I

OKAYYYYYY??

WONDERFUL BUT IS THIS REALLY A GOOD TIME

help talor pls (

 

[Sawah]

meanwhile..........

zZzZzZz sweepy talor

wake up talor!!!

HAHA IM TALOR )))