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AL-SALSA is planning to stage an attack on Monkeybutt INC!

Salsaism, AKA Anti-Monkeyism stands for everything Monkey is against! Its ploys evil, its wants vicious! It stands for the destruction of the state of KHINsider! The United Kingdoms of Hearts will not tolerate Hokage bin Salsa and his evil schemes!



Current Salsa Severe: High

We've recieved reports from our sources that Al-Salsa plans to stage an attack on the freedom of KHInsider very soon! Do not let them take you! Give them no quarter!

Update: The Salsa Forces have begun their operations! Do not let them take over~

The Democratic Republic of Ryu said:
KHI needs to stand up together and face this threat called Hokage bin Salsa.
Federated States of jk4eva said:
The threat... must be stopped! Salsaism shall not take away our freedom, or our dignity!
 
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=)
Hokage ftw! Rebellion from your own partners, must suck eh?
 

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Re: Salsa Alert: High

xD I always make joke topics every few months. This time Hokage stepped in and gave me that push.

Erm..I mean...

AL-SALSA WILL ATTACK!!11ONE1
 

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Re: Salsa Alert: High

Muhahaha. You're going down Monkeybutt. Inc. My plan is flawless and with my crack team of experts and of course the ultimate Salsa, you're done for.
 
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Poor monkey does he know we...er Hok has been using his kind for ebola research?
So many dead monkeys. thats when Hok coined the phrase "you smell like a dead ebola infested monkey" you know..
 

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Raito said:
I'm like Europe: Claim neutrality, yet sit and fuss about everything.
^ wtf. Prejudiced Americans. >.>

KHI needs to stand up together and face this threat called Hokage bin Salsa.
 

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Neutral Sweden and Peace-Keeping Canada transorm into....Awesome Canada!

We shall mediate between the two warlords.
 
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Banishing Blade said:
Neutral Sweden and Peace-Keeping Canada transorm into....Awesome Canada!

We shall mediate between the two warlords.
You should throw Australia in there somewhere...
We're always left out somewhere.
 

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Re: Salsa Alert: High

Not terrorisism.

SALSAISM!

Its an extreme threat to the freedom of the internet!
 
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It doesn't matter, all your internets have belongs to me.
And Hokage.
 

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Al-salsa Is Serious! They Call For The Destruction Of The State Of Khinsider And All Who Preside Within It!
 

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squall leonheart said:
Psh the only threat is to monkey and those who stand by him.
o_O

Jigga wut???

Those neutral like Scarecrow and I are of Derris-Kharlan. A neutral nation of Crusix angels, who beleive in the groth and prosperity of KHI forums.
 
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monkeybutt said:
Al-salsa Is Serious! They Call For The Destruction Of The State Of Khinsider And All Who Preside Within It!
 
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