Re: ~*~&~The Kairi Hate-Club 2.0~&~*~

[rokudamia2]

Re: ~*~&~The Kairi Hate-Club 2.0~&~*~

(C) Peachie

We don't think she sucks because we hate her,
We hate her because she sucks![/B



We're willing to make sacrifices for the cause!

​

The so called leading girl.

Sora's would be romantic interest.

The seventh lost Princess of Heart...

And just about the most annoying, worthless, eye-bleed-inducingly-pink character you'll ever find.

Kairi.

The members of this club do NOT like you!

Let me count several of the reasons why - composed by club members.

1. Kairi shows no regard for her friends, beyond Sora, as seen by her systematical brush off of not only Riku, but also Selphie. (Lifes.Lover)
   
2. Pink... ewww D: (Strawberry)
   
3. Kairi's influence over the plot derives solely from other's actions, thoughts, feelings, etc, in relation to her. (Cinollex) (SA addition: And even then, most often than not they don't really care. See - KH1 Riku).
   
4. Kairi has shown her own disregard for even Sora, as shown by not caring for his wishes, and wanting to leave the island, even though Sora had point blank told her that she would only get in his way. (Lifes.Lover)
   
5. she manages to be both a stereotype and a disappointment at the same time. (Cinollex)
   
6. While she was probably put in KH for the sole purpose of being a yaoi shield between Riku and Sora, she utterly fails at this, and only shows their relationship to be stronger. (Lifes.Lover) (SA comment: not that showing SoRiku is a bad thing, but she did fail at her original purpose)
   
7. Kairi cares about her stupid lucky charm more than Sora?... (Strawberry) (SA comment: "It's my lucky charm, be sure to bring it back to me!" "Uh, sure, Kairi, I'll try not to die for that one! " ... >_>)
   
8. Kairi is so driven on being with Sora that she does not even think about the fact that Sora might not want to spend every day on the play island with her, especially considering that there's someone popping out of him now. (Lifes.Lover) (SA comment: poppycock, he'll spend every waking moment with her in hopes that a blonde someone will pop out of her now )
   
9. Kairi's soul purpose in the entirety of KH is tantamount to an object; Sora pursues her, as one would pursue a variation of treasure, thereby rendering her easily replacable, even by something inanimate. (Cinollex) (SA: Inanimate Object: n. Kairi in KH1)
   
10. Kairi apparently doesn't really like people. She holds herself a part from everyone in the beginning of KH1, deciding to be all the way on the other side of the play island both days when on Destiny Islands. (Lifes.Lover)
    
11. Despite being fifteen years old, Kairi's vocabulary is rivaled by that of the average fourth grader. (Glaurung)
    
12. Kairi's promise to Sora was forcely made. (Strawberry) (SA: whereas Sora was the one that initiated the promise with Namine)
    
13. Kairi: "c'mon riku, you know Sora's completely hopeless without us!" (please note that this should be said in the ridiculously most girliest way u could master) (KH-fan4life)
    (SA: You do not go and diss THE Keyblade Master after he spent three whole games doing just fine without you, when he's there tryign to save you, you know! airheaded, ungrateful, taking-for-granted, idiotic... *grumbles, grumbles*)
    
14. In KH2, the girl dresses like a skank. I mean, seriously, there's like five different ways to open Kairi's dress D:< (Strawberry)
    
15. She made an impossible and unfair request to Sora "Dont ever change". What if Sora wanted to change? Ever think about that Kairi?! (VirgilTheart)
    
16. Not even Jesus loves her!
    http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/batman_130/Jesus/Jesus-Kairi.jpg
    http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/batman_130/Jesus/kairiwrath.jpg

List in progress.
Also - Smile's Essay. You know you want to.

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[Rix]

Re: ~*~&~The Kairi Hate-Club 2.0~&~*~

I'm gonna make a post here now.

I'm still in this club.

I'm just rarely posting at KHI anymore.

 

[Oracle Spockanort]

Re: ~*~&~The Kairi Hate-Club 2.0~&~*~

I'm still a member too. I just don't have much to hate on her right now since her role in KH3D has yet to be said, and the best I can come up with right now is "HER EYES LOOK LIFELESS IN DDD!" :\

 

[Rix]

Re: ~*~&~The Kairi Hate-Club 2.0~&~*~

And that's a really dumb reason for hating on her.

Obviously.

 

[Theart]

Re: ~*~&~The Kairi Hate-Club 2.0~&~*~

Yeah, Kairi has just gotten to a point of irrelevance in KH where I don't get angry, but just shrug carelessly. She was hardly ever there to begin with, and now she's present even less. It's like, "Oh. Yeah. She's still here... huh".

 

[Smile]

Re: ~*~&~The Kairi Hate-Club 2.0~&~*~

An irrelevant Kairi is sadly a good Kairi. I enjoyed her so much in Re:Coded. No funny looks now - it was perhaps her one appearance after KH1 that didn't feel forced or pointless.







Sup.

 

[Oracle Spockanort]

Re: ~*~&~The Kairi Hate-Club 2.0~&~*~

And that's a really dumb reason for hating on her.

Obviously.

Of course, which is why I can't really hate on her. Nothing to hate about her at the moment. Another "best" thing I can come up with is "She said they'd be together everyday, but she doesn't go with them!" :\ See, nothin' to hate her over.

Yeah, Kairi has just gotten to a point of irrelevance in KH where I don't get angry, but just shrug carelessly. She was hardly ever there to begin with, and now she's present even less. It's like, "Oh. Yeah. She's still here... huh".

We haven't seen her in a trailer minus the GC stuff Visual Works made...so...she isn't even really there anyways. Neither was TAV but at least we know they have relevance in the plot.

An irrelevant Kairi is sadly a good Kairi. I enjoyed her so much in Re:Coded. No funny looks now - it was perhaps her one appearance after KH1 that didn't feel forced or pointless.







Sup.

Do my eyes deceive me? o___o

 

[CA59]

Re: ~*~&~The Kairi Hate-Club 2.0~&~*~

I'm still a member too. I just don't have much to hate on her right now since her role in KH3D has yet to be said, and the best I can come up with right now is "HER EYES LOOK LIFELESS IN DDD!" :\

There's the fact that she can't spell, but no one really cares.

 

[rokudamia2]

Re: ~*~&~The Kairi Hate-Club 2.0~&~*~

An irrelevant Kairi is sadly a good Kairi. I enjoyed her so much in Re:Coded. No funny looks now - it was perhaps her one appearance after KH1 that didn't feel forced or pointless.







Sup.

I think I saw a ghost come back from the dead.

 

[King Sora X]

Re: ~*~&~The Kairi Hate-Club 2.0~&~*~

So, why did it get remade? :O

By the way, you can edit in my name to King Sora X, since I'm no longer soraking10 lol

 

[Theart]

Re: ~*~&~The Kairi Hate-Club 2.0~&~*~

I'd like to withdraw from this club, and also request my contributions from the first post to be removed. I don't have it in me to hate Kairi anymore, and at this point I don't see any reason to hate her. She's just there, and until we see her again in the series in a major role that either improves or detracts from her, I see no reason to rile myself up in unnecessary hate towards a fictional character.

See you all later and I wish you all the best of luck in all that you do.