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joeXnickXkev HA!

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I made at this at 2 in the morning yesterday. Don't blame me for anything. It mostly includes my friends with Sora and Riku and Namine here and there. I love Namine. Fave character. But Sora is included more since he's the main character, so you never from him. I don't own Kingdom Hearts. You think I'd be sitting on my butt at 5 in the morning posting this crap if I did? Nah, if I did, Sora would've done away with Ansem way too soon and the story would suck eggs all around other than Sora and his friends' romance. THREESOME IS THE LIFE FOR ME!! lmao. Heeeeeere's a crappy story:
Kiten enters with black and white behind her.
Kiten: “Hello. And welcome to-”
Darki: “You’re an idiot. No one’s gonna get a Twilight Zone reference in a STORY.
Kiten: “Yeah, true that, screw this.” *takes down black and white background, revealing a bedroom with-*
Darki: “AAAAAHH!! THAT”S NOT PG, NOT PG!!!”
Kiten: “OMG!!” *takes down bedroom like a background, like in Chowder*
Darki: “Oh!! Much better. Wait, what’s behind it?”
*Kiten ignores her and listens to Just The Girl by The Click Five since she watched the music video too much on Yahoo! Music*
Banana enters the currently unknown scene.
Banana: “Hiya, guys!”
Darki: “BANANA!! Thank god you didn’t come earlier! It was horrible. At first there was this Matrix conspiracy with ‘Super-Ultimate-Master-Ansem-Who-Rules-Kingdom-Hearts’ or was it a Twilight video game with a Sphinx who eats your head and… eh, well, forget it. Anyway, it was scary.”
Banana: *stares at Darki weirdly* I trust you on that, Darkling.”
Darki: “DARKNESS!!!”
A bunch of different anime/manga/video game characters come into the scene.
Kiten: NARU-CHAAAAAN!!!
Naruto: OHMIGAWD ITS HER AGAIN!!! SAVE ME SASUKE!!
Naruto hides behind Sasuke only to be stabbed in the eye by a sharp point on the back of his gravity-defying hair.
Naruto: “MY EYE!!”
Jack Sparrow: “Here, you can have my eye patch.” *hands him random eye patch*
Naruto: “Thanks, Johnny Depp!” *puts on eye patch*
Jack Sparrow: “JACK SPARROW MY NAME IS JACK SPARROW!!!!”
JOHNNY DEPP ran after Naruto while throwing random things at him hysterically as Naruto screamed, “SASUKE SASUKE HEEEEELP!!” lol
Kiten counts off all the people here.
Kiten: *Let’s see. There’s.. Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Kakashi, Sora, Riku, Kairi, Leon, Tifa, Cloud, the little girl whose name I can’t remember, Denzel, Yuffie, Cid, Tidus, Rikku, Yuna, Paine, Selphie, Reno, Rude, Mickey, 40 Cent, a salami sandwich, Waaka, Shane, Mr.NotAGummyBear, Norm the Minotaur, and Zami.
Zami: “Hey guys!!”
Yuffie: “Hey that’s what I was gonna say!”
Zami: “Who’re you?”
Yuffie dies of disbelief.
Zami: “Let’s tell blond jokes.”
Zami’s a blond herself, so she likes telling blonde jokes. She’s an awesome blond. Like Banana.
Banana: “OI!!! STOP SENDING ME THESE TEXT MESSAGES RIKKU!!”
40 Cent: “w@T iZ M@k u y3Ll, guRL?”
Banana: “I’m sorry. I didn’t study for gangsta in elementary school.”
Kiten: “He’s asking you what you’re yelling for.”
Banana: “Ah, sota. Ano, Rikku keeps sending me you-stole-my-cookie jokes by text.”
Kiten: “Ah, you-stole-my-cookie jokes. Good old days. I remember when I was a young child.”
Darki: “Probably cause that was a year ago.”
Kiten gives Darki the evil glare.
Darki: “I love the evil glare. DAKNESS!”
Mr.NotAGummyBear suddenly barges in during our conversation and shoots at us with his Stapler Of Doom using his awesome stapler powers.
Us: AAAAAAAAHH!!
Rock Lee enters the still-unconfirmed scene, and kicks Mr.NotAGummyBear’s derriere.
Zami: “Thank you, weird-guy-in-an-unfashionable-green!”
Rock Lee: “Thank you as well. And, by the way, call me…” *puts on a pair of sunglasses* “the Rock.”
The real Rock enters the scene, as well as Schnitzel.
The real Rock: “Excuse me, that’s my name.”
Rock Lee: “:eek: Uh-oh.”
So, anyway, after a while of more random stuff and Rock Lee getting his derriere kicked, the evening settled down… for five seconds. If it wasn’t for my short attention span and wanting to do more interesting stuff.
Kiten: “I have a song stuck in my head. It’s by Pink. Guess what it is.”
Sora: “Pill.”
Kiten: “You bastard.”
Sora: “I’m not a bastard. The music video makes me think of me and Riku-”
Riku: “Don’t finish that, bastard.”
Sora: “STOP CALLING ME A BASTARD!!”
Yeah, it’s getting really long now.
((-E-N-D-x-o-x-o-x-o-x-o-x-o-x-o-x-o-x-o-x-o-x-O-F-o-x-o-x-o-x-o-x-o-x-o-x-o-x-C-H-A-P-T-E-R-))
^^*~Author’s Notes~*^^
Yay, I can’t wait for the next chapter!
Banana = my Japanese friend, Sukio, we call her Banana-chan.
Kiten = me, Faye, when I become a star I wanna go by Kiten.
Darki = my bestest friend in the whole world, Cassandra, she is awesome, and artificially flavored like Michael Jackson. That’s what she says.
Mr.NotAGummyBear = Some random psycho teacher, with his Stapler Of Doom and Chalk Of Chaos and whatnot. Along with his pet chicken, Hinata(no comment.)
Shane = Cassandra’s cousin. He’s a regular teenager, so I’m not too crazy about him, HA!
Zami = Cassi’s cousin, Sammy. I love her, but not in a bad way, in a Disney-friendly way, lol. She’s not into anime or manga like my other friends and me, though.
I wrote this at 2 in the morning because my dad told me to watch after my little brother while he was at work. He delivers papers. At 3am in the dang morning.
 
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joeXnickXkev HA!

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Kiten: Hi, welcome to-
Darki: I told you already, no one’s gonna get that Twilight Zone reference in a story!!
Kiten: -the second chapter.
Darki: Oh.
Bear: Mmmhmmph.
Everyone else, but me: ??????
Kiten: Oh, that’s the bear from Total Drama Island. My friend calls him Bob, since Fred dies too much when you clap for him or something.
Darki: I always heard about him in chain messages.
Light: I hate chain messages.
L: Oh, yes. They’re so annoying. Right, kira?
Light: Yup.
L: *smirks*
Light: ??

Light: >o Crud.
Sora: HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! HE OWNED YOU!!!
Riku: TOTALLY!!
Riku and Sora go into a laughing fit.
40 Cent: Hey, yo! Anyone notice my name ain’t right? I’m 50 Cent, not 40 Cent. Dang, I’m 10 Cent short!
Kiten: Oh, sorry.
50 $: Thank you!
Kiten: *giggles* Y-you’re welcome.
Suddenly a bomb goes off somewhere and kills everyone in office other than Obama.
Kiten: Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss… ssss.
Mickey goes into office and becomes the President of the United States.
Kiten: What the-?
Light: MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa..a.a.aaaa..a. *cough*
Kiten: LIGHT, YOU BASTARD!!!
Light: You do know that that word changes into “basket” when you use on CDE, right?
Kiten: Yeah, I know.
Sora: Haha, Light’s on Cartoon Doll Emporium.
Light: You are too, you know.
Sora: B-bastard..
Light: *face palm*
Sora and Riku start making out.
Light: MY EYES!!
Kiten: *nosebleed* Chuuuuuuu~! Keep going!
50 $: Wth? I’m outta here, dawg.
Kiten: Yeah, bye, see you later.
Axel (Thurston): This is just wrong.
Kiten: Granpaw!! Where’s Renton and Eureka?
Axel (Thurston): I dunno.
Axel (from Kingdom Hearts): You stole my name! You stole my name!
Axel (Thurston): Square Enix stole the name from Eureka Seven, now shut your pie hole!
Eureka: Hello.
Kiten: Eureka-chan!
Renton: Hi!
Kiten: Ren-ren!
Renton: Since when do you call us that?
Kiten: Just now. But I’ve been calling the Jonas Brothers nicknames for a few months.
Jonas Brothers: Like what?
Kiten: *squeaks* Ano.. I call you Nicky, Joe-Joe, and Kevi.
Kevi: Kevi?
Joe-Joe: Jojo? What’s with that?
Kiten: JOE-JOE.
Joe-Joe: 0-0 *backs away*
Kiten brings a rope like a mime and catches all three of the Jonas Brothers and locks them in her closet for later purposes.
Kiten: Don’t worry, I have 5 liters of soda and different assortments of candy that I got from a store this morning in there. And those are in a mini-fridge.
Namine: Nick never got to say anything.
Nicky: GOD HELP ME!!!
Kiten: Heheh. They’re adorable, aren’t they?
Namine: Y-yeah.. Adorable.
Anemone: Hi-hi!!
Kiten: Hey Anemone!
Dominic: Hey.
Kiten: Hello, sugarplum.
Sugarplum: Sugarplum? Since when have you been calling me that?
Kiten: Since I changed your username on your account to im_queer
Sugarplum: You suck.
Kiten: I love you too.
Sugarplum: Shut up and change back my name.
Kiten: Fine.
Dominic: Thank you.
Kiten: I’m bored. Let’s go to a club.
Zami; But we’re not old enough.
Kiten: We are in story mode, Zami!
Zami: Oh, okay let’s go to a club in the next chapter!
Kiten: Agreed.
((-E-N-D-x-o-x-o-x-o-x-o-x-o-x-o-x-o-x-o-x-O-F-x-o-x-o-x-o-x-o-x-o-x-o-x-o-x-o-x-o-x-S-T-O-R-Y))
^^*~Author’s Notes~*^^
Yay. I’ve never been to a club, cause I’m not old enough.
 
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