• Hello everybody! We have tons of new awards for the new year that can be requested through our Awards System thanks to Antifa Lockhart! Some are limited-time awards so go claim them before they are gone forever...

    CLICK HERE FOR AWARDS

Pointless Jokes.



REGISTER TO REMOVE ADS
Status
Not open for further replies.

unknown_light45

New member
Joined
Apr 13, 2006
Messages
115
Location
in your dryer, why do u think so many of your sock
I am a person with a good since of humor. I find comedy in all jokes (weather or not they are funny in the smallest way.) But My favorite to hear and tell are pointless jokes or dry jokes. Especially the ones that take almost an eternity to tell. People usually get angry and say its stupid, but then they tell it to others and thus the cycle repeats. For example, my favorite pointless joke.....

Ok, you know those truck commercials where a truck is driving along the side of a mountain and there's a lake at the bases and only a small rail keeping you from falling over? Well picture that. Ok, so there is an old man in a truck with a dancing cookie in the passenger seat. The old man has the radio on and set to a techno song to make the ride more comfortable.The cookie is dancing away, doing the robot and what not. while dancing the cookie accidentally hits the old man in the face and he swerves the truck. the old man gets back on the road and says "hey watch it! you almost made us fall off the side of this mountain!" the cookie says "omg I'm so sorry I'll be more careful!" The old man then changes the station to gospel. the cookie hears the song and starts clapping and moving around. he moves so much the the car tips a little. the old man says "Hey! i though you were going to be more careful! get in the back!" the cookie says "omg I'm so sorry! it wont happen again!" so the cookie goes to the back and sits in the bed of the truck. The old man has the station tuned to a country station. the cookie then begins to square dance and yet again almost tips the truck. the driver pulls over and looks the cookie right in the eyes and says" Alright cookie, if you dance one more time, I'm throwing you over the edge and into the lake. the frightened cookie just nodes his head in a terrified manner. the old man gets back into the truck and starts driving with no radio on. the cookie listens to the rhythm of the wheels going over the small rocks on the road and the waves hitting the rock and the birds chirping and it creates an irritable rhythm. the cookie begins to tap his foot but quickly curls up into a ball to restrict movement. but he just cant help is and full out dances. he goes crazy and tips the truck the slightest amount. the old man stops the truck, gets out and throws the cookie over the edge and into the lake.

Jokes like that. I always enjoy hearing new jokes like this. If you know any, please share.
 

Pablo

rocket sloth
Joined
Jun 25, 2007
Messages
3,241
Awards
3
Website
prodimator.tumblr.com
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
 

Spic Steve

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OLOLOLOLOL
Joined
May 13, 2006
Messages
3,306
Awards
3
Age
30
fuck your 12 year old "random" bullshit.
 

Chris

I share this account w/ my mom lmao
Joined
May 26, 2006
Messages
2,642
Awards
2
Age
31
Location
wearing sweatpants
unknown_light45's mom: Hey wanna not use a condom this time just for the hell of it lol nothings gonna happen

unknown_light45's dad: lol ok
 

Spic Steve

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OLOLOLOLOL
Joined
May 13, 2006
Messages
3,306
Awards
3
Age
30
You have a battering spatula.
you woman.
cook me a steak.
mediumrare
 
C

Charlie

Guest
I am a person with a good since of humor. I find comedy in all jokes (weather or not they are funny in the smallest way.) But My favorite to hear and tell are pointless jokes or dry jokes. Especially the ones that take almost an eternity to tell. People usually get angry and say its stupid, but then they tell it to others and thus the cycle repeats. For example, my favorite pointless joke.....

Ok, you know those truck commercials where a truck is driving along the side of a mountain and there's a lake at the bases and only a small rail keeping you from falling over? Well picture that. Ok, so there is an old man in a truck with a dancing cookie in the passenger seat. The old man has the radio on and set to a techno song to make the ride more comfortable.The cookie is dancing away, doing the robot and what not. while dancing the cookie accidentally hits the old man in the face and he swerves the truck. the old man gets back on the road and says "hey watch it! you almost made us fall off the side of this mountain!" the cookie says "omg I'm so sorry I'll be more careful!" The old man then changes the station to gospel. the cookie hears the song and starts clapping and moving around. he moves so much the the car tips a little. the old man says "Hey! i though you were going to be more careful! get in the back!" the cookie says "omg I'm so sorry! it wont happen again!" so the cookie goes to the back and sits in the bed of the truck. The old man has the station tuned to a country station. the cookie then begins to square dance and yet again almost tips the truck. the driver pulls over and looks the cookie right in the eyes and says" Alright cookie, if you dance one more time, I'm throwing you over the edge and into the lake. the frightened cookie just nodes his head in a terrified manner. the old man gets back into the truck and starts driving with no radio on. the cookie listens to the rhythm of the wheels going over the small rocks on the road and the waves hitting the rock and the birds chirping and it creates an irritable rhythm. the cookie begins to tap his foot but quickly curls up into a ball to restrict movement. but he just cant help is and full out dances. he goes crazy and tips the truck the slightest amount. the old man stops the truck, gets out and throws the cookie over the edge and into the lake.

Jokes like that. I always enjoy hearing new jokes like this. If you know any, please share.

I didn't laugh.
 

unknown_light45

New member
Joined
Apr 13, 2006
Messages
115
Location
in your dryer, why do u think so many of your sock
Ha. This amuses me. Especially the rude reply's. It's funny that most people like that are only jerks on the internet because it's one of the only place they can get away with it. Some of you actually have the courage to be jerks in real life. Others hide behind a keyboard and monitor. You know who you are. Either way it's nothing to be proud of. Voicing your own opinion is fine, but insults? That's some lovely sophomoric behavior. Farewell.
 

Shade737

Silver Member
Joined
Jul 28, 2008
Messages
3,666
Okay, so there's a thread in Forum Insanity called 'Pointless Jokes' in which people are supposed to post stupid jokes. And the only one that was posted sucks.

Get it? Geeeeeeet it?
z98a1.jpg
 

Square Ninja

"special recipe"
Joined
Aug 4, 2005
Messages
9,934
Website
www.classicgaming.com
Ha. This amuses me. Especially the rude reply's. It's funny that most people like that are only jerks on the internet because it's one of the only place they can get away with it. Some of you actually have the courage to be jerks in real life. Others hide behind a keyboard and monitor. You know who you are. Either way it's nothing to be proud of. Voicing your own opinion is fine, but insults? That's some lovely sophomoric behavior. Farewell.

SuccessfulTrollisSuccessful.jpg
 

Spic Steve

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OLOLOLOLOL
Joined
May 13, 2006
Messages
3,306
Awards
3
Age
30
Ha. This amuses me. Especially the rude reply's. It's funny that most people like that are only jerks on the internet because it's one of the only place they can get away with it. Some of you actually have the courage to be jerks in real life. Others hide behind a keyboard and monitor. You know who you are. Either way it's nothing to be proud of. Voicing your own opinion is fine, but insults? That's some lovely sophomoric behavior. Farewell.

internettoughkiduf9.jpg
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top