pick up lines

[coolfresh1224]

Because you know you need them.

 

[PrimeTime]

haha i dont need them ..... i gotta girlfriend .... but ummm "girl if your v***** was an apple can i take a bite?? " lmao

 

[Ulti]

"girl if your v***** was an apple can i take a bite?? " lmao

That is considered sexual harassment.

 

[PrimeTime]

just a joke bro !
dont go callin the cops lol .... lets see your lines

 

[Zook]

I've got some skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
Is your dad a beaver 'cause DAMN!

 

[_EX]

Are you and alien? Because you're OUT OF THIS WORLD!!!.

 

[PrimeTime]

girl yo feet must be tired cuz you been runnin' thru my mind all day! come here girl ! lol

 

[_EX]

I have a penis, want to see?

 

[PrimeTime]

I have a penis, want to see?

haha thats something you say when you got them in your bedroom lol

but you can just say "im naked" boom!

 

[_EX]

haha thats something you say when you got them in your bedroom lol

but you can just say "im naked" boom!

No it's something you say during dinner with her parents.

 

[PrimeTime]

not formal lol but ok !

dude:do you believe in love at first sight ?
girl:no
dude: well fuck you then bitch ! lol

 

[_EX]

not formal lol but ok !

dude:do you believe in love at first sight ?
girl:no
dude: well fuck you then bitch ! lol

YOU'RE IN !

Someones going to get lucky tonight.

 

[PrimeTime]

haha i been in ;]]]

if you know what i mean

 

[_EX]

haha i been in ;]]]

if you know what i mean

I dont think I do. Draw a diagram.

 

[PrimeTime]

haha your weird EX lol and no thanks !

 

[_EX]

haha your weird EX lol and no thanks !

Underscore EX. No one ever aknowledges the underscore.

 

[PrimeTime]

Underscore EX. No one ever aknowledges the underscore.

maybe cuz no one cares lol jk ... _EX, happy ??

 

[_EX]

maybe cuz no one cares lol jk ... _EX, happy ??

It is clearly the most inportant part of my name.

 

[PrimeTime]

i think we should get back on topic lol

 

[_EX]

i think we should get back on topic lol

Do you have a map?
I seem to be lost in your eyes.