Over Three Hundred Proofs of God's Existance

[Chaotic_Countess]

http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm

The sad thing is, people really use those arguements.

 

[Shadukai X]

Those are very good arguements, but there i more than that. Good find

 

[AngelofAdvent]

1-3
don't really make sense (too me atleast)
I can't help but laugh at number 142

ARGUMENT FROM SPAGHETTI
(1) A few people saw something weird in a bowl of spaghetti.
(2) Some Catholics believe that it is the Virgin Mary.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

 

[XIII Heartless]

I believe in God, but those idiots took it to the next level.

 

[Chaotic_Countess]

# ARGUMENT FROM UNICORNS
(1) Unicorns don't exist, especially invisible pink ones.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

o: All this time, and Phoenix was proving that God exists.

Also funny. It has the conversation that normally follows:

ARGUMENT FROM "LET'S JUST BELIEVE," aka TAFFY LEWIS'S ARGUMENT (I)
(1) All belief systems should be treated the same as the scientific one.
(2) [non-believer: Why?]
(3) Because they have their own grounds.
(4) Anyway, that's my experience of how the world works.
(5) [non-believer: It's not mine. And why should you treat claims of unicorns less seriously than claims of gods?]
(6) I don't believe there are unicorns.
(7) But I believe there are gods.
(8) Therefore, God exists.

 

[AngelofAdvent]

This one takes stupidity to a whole new level.

ARGUMENT FROM DENTAL OPPORTUNITY
(1) Bite me.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

This is almost as sad as the religion that believes in a giant spagetti monster. (wait a minute, no it isn't.) See: Pastafarians

 

[Shadukai X]

Most of those arguements insult my Faith, some however are very useable in a discussion

 

[AngelofAdvent]

Apparantly a someone has too much time on there hands to come up with these.

ARGUMENT FROM MUSHROOMS
(1) This pizza tastes funny.
(2) That purple llama on the ceiling is juggling chainsaws.
(3) Purple llamas can't juggle chainsaws.
(4) It must be a miracle!
(5) Therefore, God exists.

wtf?! :scared:

 

[Shadukai X]

This is really pissing me off, I hate idiotic Christians.....

 

[Chaotic_Countess]

But there are lots of those I've seen used here.

So, a lot of those you can't say insult you, as you use them.

 

[Katattack]

Be honest. Did Pho write this?

xD

It's gud for a laugh. And pretty much undisputable. But spelled right.

OMG!

"Katattack spelled something wrong. Therefore, God exists."

 

[The Big Lovin']

Most of those arguements insult my Faith, some however are very useable in a discussion

How are they useable? At all? Seriously, show me one.

 

[Shadukai X]

I just noticed it was from atheists. but some of them just need to be more thoroughly explained
"ARGUMENT FROM MASS PRODUCTION
(1) Barbie dolls were created.
(2) If Barbie dolls were created, then so were trees.
(3) Therefore, God exists."

A way to make this a legitimate theory of God's existance is that barbie dolls are a simple thing created by man without life. We humans are obviously higher beings than babie dolls, however, it is possible that we are the end result of something higher than humans....without being religious, I could refer to it as a Higher Intelligence.

 

[Lord n00b]

How are they useable? At all? Seriously, show me one.

ARGUMENT FROM EXCESSIVE STUPIDITY by Sora212
(1) Some people are smart enough to be able to live without belief in God.
(2) I am not intelligent enough to live without belief in God.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

Very usable. Check. =D

 

[square-enix]

ARGUMENT FROM INTELLIGENCE
(1) Look, there's really no point in me trying to explain the whole thing to you stupid Atheists — it's too complicated for you to understand. God exists whether you like it or not.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

LOL, Dogen.
http://forums.khinsider.com/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=1691119
http://forums.khinsider.com/showpost.php?p=1691559&postcount=20
http://forums.khinsider.com/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=1691973

 

[~{Mindless Insanity}~]

This is undeniable proof that god exsists huh. Then why is it making me laugh? Oh I get it, the theory of god and people trying to proof he is real makes me laugh. Therefore God makes me laugh.

 

[The Big Lovin']

I just noticed it was from atheists. but some of them just need to be more thoroughly explained
"ARGUMENT FROM MASS PRODUCTION
(1) Barbie dolls were created.
(2) If Barbie dolls were created, then so were trees.
(3) Therefore, God exists."

A way to make this a legitimate theory of God's existance is that barbie dolls are a simple thing created by man without life. We humans are obviously higher beings than babie dolls, however, it is possible that we are the end result of something higher than humans....without being religious, I could refer to it as a Higher Intelligence.

http://www.godlessgeeks.com/WhyAtheism.htm <--- Go to the section where it talks about ID.

 

[Eikre]

Number 359 makes a valid point:

ARGUMENT FROM MULTIPLICITY (III) (recursive internet edition)
(1) There exists a web page ( http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm )
(2) That page has hundreds of purported proofs of the existence of God.
(3) They can't all be wrong.
(4) Therefore, God exists.


and so does 666:

ARGUMENT FROM ASSUMPTION
(1) God exists.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

 

[billabong]

http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm

The sad thing is, people really use those arguements.

Lmao at those.

fill 'ems

 

[AngelofAdvent]

If you think those are stupid, go to wikipedia and look up Pastafarians.