AEWSOm31!11!1!1 OMG WTF LOL NUCHAPtAr1111!11! LOL
Xanele burst into song, smiling wide, and nudged Cinollex for participation. "LIEk A BULAT1!11!1--!"
"Xanele, silence."
"--mAANT 2 B SHOT!11!!!!--!"
"I said 'silence'."
"--UR TeH TARG3t1!!!1--!"
"Seriously."
"--D3AD oN DAsPOt!11!!11!1!11!1 --!"
"Shut. IT." Cinollex gave the slightest gesture. "Kurix is already asleep."
Xanele's eyes lit up like cerulean stars. "...ASLEEEP HM.?!!11111111!!!!11!!!!!1!1!1? WTF?"
"Don't even think about it. He'd crush your pel--"
It was no use; she'd already sprinted up, down, left, right, full circle, semi-circle, hexagon, square, sang the entirety of Walk This Way, re-sang, backards, forwards, defying all logic, left to right, consumed three sugar cubes, drank eight lemonades, spilt nine, and severed Kurix's door with a swift, drunken, kick. Suitably dizzy, Cinollex would trail after her comrade, only too look away in disgust. Xanele was already yards away.
"Xanele, no!"
"BUT iTL b Gr3at11!!1!11 oMG LoL."
Cino turned to face her. "...Why are you talki--?"
"pLzh3LP!!111!!111!1!1!!11 LOL ItD b sUP3R sPACiAL AEWSOME!!11!! WtF."
"Xanele, what did you drink?"
"O AEHh1!!!!1! LoL I DRAnK WUT MoUNTs 2 THREEE LiQUIDIEsD Drug OVaRDOS3S1!1!!!!1 Y DO U ASK??!1??? OMG LOL."
"...I think...a puppy...just died. A cute one. Named 'grammar'."
Kurix stirred, and Xanele took what little oppurtiny she had; a KO'd Xando, swords clasped and swaying in either grasp, was placed with his arms over Number II's ever masculine shoulder. Another giggle, and Xanele held the pillow between them.
"KAY!!!!1!! W3 GO NOW!!!!!"
"...But...they..."
The halls were riddled with maniacal laughter, rapid footsteps, and an unmistakle yawn as Kurix slowly, but surely, awakened.
