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Hector
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Aias Oileus
Zeus
Posiedon
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Hera
Ares
All the other Greek Gods mentioned in The Iliad
^And their Roman counterparts
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Blade
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Sauron
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The Orc Army
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The Joker
Commisioner Gordon
Two Face
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Clover
King Kong
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Naminé killing Bella with a chainsaw- Drawn by Chocobos Comet, colored in by madammina. Note: has warning, so you will need a DA account to see.
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Silh said:Shit sucks
Araliya said:I don't get what all the hype is over Twilight. The characters are all two-dimensional, cardboard cut outs with no depth and no personality and the only good thing going for them is their 'looks', which the author obsesses over for about three chapters.
The plot- Wait, scratch that. There is no plot. Nothing happens in the whole damn book until chapter 17 or such where Bella is pursued by a vamp who wants to kill her. Oh no. And then, he beats the shit out of her until the Cullens kill him. Epic.
The second was absolutely boring as it had nothing except Bella being oh so over dramatic over Edward leaving her, causing her to have suicidal tendencies such as riding a motorcycle without a helmet and plunging off a cliff into the cold, cold ocean below. Oh yeah, and jumping straight into that vampire pit. That was smart.
I couldn't bring myself to read the third and I barely skimmed through the fourth. I made my friend flip through it so I could read the 'interesting' parts, such as Edward breaking the headboard. Other than that, I wanted nothing to do with it.
Oh! Did I mention how it is a bad example for young, impressionable girls? Bella, the main character and thus the role model for these girls, is ready to abandon her education and run off with Edward and live the rest of her merry little life together with him. In the second book, she overreacts about Edward leaving her and turns 'emo' and has a suicidal tendency, which I mentioned above. I'm not sure exactly what she does in the third and fourth books, having not read them, but I can assume that based on the first two, it's not good either.
The series is given far more attention than needed and needs to disappear completely over the course of the next few years. (Because, honestly, it's going to take a while for the fans to get over it and move on.)
madammina said:I've heard ALOT of criticism about Bella that way. She needs a man in her life, she can only take care of her self whenshe looses her soulbecomes a vampire. She gives up a good school to be with Edward (shouldn't he have ALREADY gone ot college by now anyway?) and she just in general has no personality other than being whiny. I have no idea WHY girls look up to her?
And on Edward (No, I will say NOTHING on souls in here) I heard he sneaks in, watches her sleep, and is a little possessive. Why do girls swoon over that. At "Sneeking in" I would automatically label him a stalker. At "Watch her sleep" he becomes abusive. Not romantic for me at all, and putting ALOT of girls at risk for abusive relationships because they think they've found their Edward.
Strawberry said:Did it ever occur to Bella that Edward was using her for her "delicious blood", the blood all vampires were longing for? Seriously, plain stupidity.
Sitar said:I hate the generalization of vampires and how they are OH so good! Get this fanpeople~ they prey on people, theya re immortal, and they likes to feast on blood.
Oh, how much would I pay to see a fangirl wanting her blood drained by anursevampire.
IF they were real, they just want you for your blood PERIOD! They will not turn you into vampires and make you their lovers Forever. They will just keep sucking on your neck until you are just bones.
Me said:1. The only good things about this series are Jamse, the real vampire, who tries to kill Bella.
2. HP, LotR, Treasure Island, Ranger's Apprentice Series, Boy Soldier Series - all of these are excellent books that have earned praise from people other than idiotic teenage girls who couldn't read something worth shit (which even something that horrible is better than Twilight) and are going to be violated becuase they think they have found their own real life Edward.
madammina said:On Dracula: It's not so much that Twilight is NOT Dracula (it's a classic) but rather the complete disregard that Meyer has for the Vampiric rules set down in Dracula like: No souls, transformations, control of the weather, the lack of sparkles (gags)
Vampires in Dracula are Frightening. Because of the large amount of power they possess and the relatively obscure means of stopping them (at that time)
madammina said:Rules. They exist.
(rubs temples)
The rules were set up in Protestant England. They still apply, but keep that in mind while I give the reasoning.
Vampires are the epitome of immortality under the Devil. They drink blood like with The Blood of Christ, but it is human blood and must be continually drunk to keep their immortality.
On souls, instead of surrenduring their souls to God in order to achieve life and Eternal Peace in Heaven, they instead gave it to Satan, and must roam the earth continually to keep their youth.
Vampires can walk around in the sunlight (she got htat right) but their Powers take a serious hit. Light is one of God's appearances.
Do I really need to go into the stuff involving Crosses, Holy Water, and the Eucharist?
The Coffin: There's something about dirt involved here I didn't get. Basically, though, it involves them being unnaturaly dead. (Darn you Van Helsing for you bad English)
Not being able to cross Running water except at certain times. Running Water = Baptism. They can not be baptised b/c they have no soul to cleanse. They lost it, remember?
Lastly: Over the story, The group kills 5 Vampires (and frees Mina)
1)Lucy, Mina's best friend. After she is staked, A look of peace, wear, and natural beauty came on her face. (before it had been unnatural beauty with perfect skin filled with Lust and Hate.)
2-4) Dracula's three brides. Van Helsing did this and remarked on a look of that appeared on their face.
and on Mina. After being tainted, she was tormented throughout the book. She could not act how she wanted, both by Dracula's will and by restrictions put in place for her safety. After Dracula is killed and she is free, the barrier set up to protect her could no longer hold her back. She was free.
I like Angel, but one thing you notice is they said specifically he lacked a soul until he was cursed with it. It is unnatural for him to have a soul. Yes, they botched some of the abilities there (and I haven't touched on all the abilities here) but they kept the main point, lack of souls.
Glaurung said:It is impossible for a vampire to be anything but evil, let alone love something. By their very definition, vampires are supernaturally animated corpses who suck the blood of humans to stay alive. How can something like that show any affection for anything? If Bram Stoker were to see this, I'm sure he would be disgusted.
lilmissrandom101 said:omg i hate twilight all the girls at my school are like this
twilight fan1: OMG OMG did u see twilight wasn't edward hot
twilight fan2: OMG OMG I did! Edward was very hot!
Brandi(me):OMG OMG OMG you guys are a bunch of losers for being in love with such a hideous thing!
i mean seriously would u be in love with THIS?!
and the girl who plays Bella smokes weed no wonder she looks so weird -_-
Araliya said:I was waiting for that half-breed demon child Renesme to grow a little bit before strangling her to death. >DThat is one weird name they picked for their child. Especially considering Renee doesn't even know that she has a granddaughter, I don't think. -_- Bella's a fcuking bitch to her own family, you know that? She deserved the chainsaw to the face in my dream.
Araliya said:I think Meyer has some sort of pedophilia-fetish or something. o.o Because at least 3 of her characters have fallen in love with someone who is waaay younger than themselves. (Edwardduh, Jacob, and Jacob's friend.) I mean, yeah, they're supernatural creatures. I get that. But does everyone who's not completely human have to fall in love with someone who's young enough to be their daughteror grand/great-grand daughter in Edward's case. ;?
The Liberator said:There is a girl at my school who said that she saw a shirt that says "Edward, you can break my headboard any night" shit disgusts me. There are also girls who wear shirts that say "I kissed a vampire and I liked it" everytime I see it, I HAVE to make the comment "So your a soulless, blood-sucking, reanimated corpse?" They even have Twilight pens. Its quite disturbing, especially since I have at least one of these girls in all but one of my classes.
Strawberry said:And the Twitards say "Uhhh, Alice does stuff". Well, she's the only girl that does stuff. Bella is a constant damsel in distress(lol, Kairi), Rosalie is just mentioned for her good looks, Esme... only has two god damn lines in the series. Bella's dad gives her lots of support; but her mom is barley mentioned, and comes and goes. Meanwhile, Bella's male friends are always mentioned, hanging out with her while Angela and Jessica are only mentioned in little snips. And there's other girls, but they're not as important. Seeing how the guys get the main roles, Twilight is very sexist.
Stephen King said:"Both Rowling and Meyer, they're speaking directly to young people... The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can't write worth a darn. She's not very good."
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