- Joined
- Jun 5, 2008
- Messages
- 1,699
Re: Twilight Hateclub
I'd like joinage, please.
I'd like joinage, please.
Order of Twilight Haters
- Thread starter Diomedes
- Start date
|
REGISTER TO REMOVE ADS |
|
- Status
Re: Twilight Hateclub
say no more, you are in.
say no more, you are in.
Re: Twilight Hateclub
We are doomed.
'Twilight' opening weekend ensures 'New Moon' will rise | PopWatch Blog | EW.com
We are doomed.
'Twilight' opening weekend ensures 'New Moon' will rise | PopWatch Blog | EW.com
Re: Twilight Hateclub
Read it again.
NO EDWARD, NO VIEWERS.
Now, we only have to worry about that Jacob fag. And anyways, just how reliable is that site?
I've said this before, and I'll say it again, book based movies haven't been doing all that well recently. Fox originally had plans for an Eldest movie, but we all remember how that turned out.
Read it again.
NO EDWARD, NO VIEWERS.
Now, we only have to worry about that Jacob fag. And anyways, just how reliable is that site?
I've said this before, and I'll say it again, book based movies haven't been doing all that well recently. Fox originally had plans for an Eldest movie, but we all remember how that turned out.
Re: Twilight Hateclub
I didn't read it, I just got mad and thought to tell you.
And this is EW, Entertainment Weekly. Very reliable.
(Returns to stabbing Edward. Then shoots Jacob with a silver bullet for good measure)
Maybe I'll go stab Bella too. She IS a vamp now after all (in more ways then one)
I didn't read it, I just got mad and thought to tell you.
And this is EW, Entertainment Weekly. Very reliable.
(Returns to stabbing Edward. Then shoots Jacob with a silver bullet for good measure)
Maybe I'll go stab Bella too. She IS a vamp now after all (in more ways then one)
Re: Twilight Hateclub
If anyone is wondering, it is for reasons such as these that she is the Assistant Assassin and you are not.
We might also use some Mix 39 on the lot of them while were at it. Rep to the first person to figure out what the hell I'm talking about.
If anyone is wondering, it is for reasons such as these that she is the Assistant Assassin and you are not.
We might also use some Mix 39 on the lot of them while were at it. Rep to the first person to figure out what the hell I'm talking about.
Re: Twilight Hateclub
Aw, thank you. (Pulls out Kukuri Knife for Bella)
Hey, how they got Dracula!
Yes, I'm fine stabbing her, she is SUPPOSED to have lost her soul.
Aw, thank you. (Pulls out Kukuri Knife for Bella)
Hey, how they got Dracula!
Yes, I'm fine stabbing her, she is SUPPOSED to have lost her soul.
Re: Twilight Hateclub
I know, lets turn either Fag-ward or Jacob into Yannis.
What should we do with Jacob? he is a werewolf after all. And what about the vamp who beats the living shit out of fag-ward, until the inevitable good > evil cliché kicks in, should we spare him?
I know, lets turn either Fag-ward or Jacob into Yannis.
What should we do with Jacob? he is a werewolf after all. And what about the vamp who beats the living shit out of fag-ward, until the inevitable good > evil cliché kicks in, should we spare him?
Re: Twilight Hateclub
I don't get what all the hype is over Twilight. The characters are all two-dimensional, cardboard cut outs with no depth and no personality and the only good thing going for them is their 'looks', which the author obsesses over for about three chapters.
The plot- Wait, scratch that. There is no plot. Nothing happens in the whole damn book until chapter 17 or such where Bella is pursued by a vamp who wants to kill her. Oh no. And then, he beats the shit out of her until the Cullens kill him. Epic.
The second was absolutely boring as it had nothing except Bella being oh so over dramatic over Edward leaving her, causing her to have suicidal tendencies such as riding a motorcycle without a helmet and plunging off a cliff into the cold, cold ocean below. Oh yeah, and jumping straight into that vampire pit. That was smart.
I couldn't bring myself to read the third and I barely skimmed through the fourth. I made my friend flip through it so I could read the 'interesting' parts, such as Edward breaking the headboard. Other than that, I wanted nothing to do with it.
Oh! Did I mention how it is a bad example for young, impressionable girls? Bella, the main character and thus the role model for these girls, is ready to abandon her education and run off with Edward and live the rest of her merry little life together with him. In the second book, she overreacts about Edward leaving her and turns 'emo' and has a suicidal tendency, which I mentioned above. I'm not sure exactly what she does in the third and fourth books, having not read them, but I can assume that based on the first two, it's not good either.
The series is given far more attention than needed and needs to disappear completely over the course of the next few years. (Because, honestly, it's going to take a while for the fans to get over it and move on.)
Am I in the club?
I don't get what all the hype is over Twilight. The characters are all two-dimensional, cardboard cut outs with no depth and no personality and the only good thing going for them is their 'looks', which the author obsesses over for about three chapters.
The plot- Wait, scratch that. There is no plot. Nothing happens in the whole damn book until chapter 17 or such where Bella is pursued by a vamp who wants to kill her. Oh no. And then, he beats the shit out of her until the Cullens kill him. Epic.
The second was absolutely boring as it had nothing except Bella being oh so over dramatic over Edward leaving her, causing her to have suicidal tendencies such as riding a motorcycle without a helmet and plunging off a cliff into the cold, cold ocean below. Oh yeah, and jumping straight into that vampire pit. That was smart.
I couldn't bring myself to read the third and I barely skimmed through the fourth. I made my friend flip through it so I could read the 'interesting' parts, such as Edward breaking the headboard. Other than that, I wanted nothing to do with it.
Oh! Did I mention how it is a bad example for young, impressionable girls? Bella, the main character and thus the role model for these girls, is ready to abandon her education and run off with Edward and live the rest of her merry little life together with him. In the second book, she overreacts about Edward leaving her and turns 'emo' and has a suicidal tendency, which I mentioned above. I'm not sure exactly what she does in the third and fourth books, having not read them, but I can assume that based on the first two, it's not good either.
The series is given far more attention than needed and needs to disappear completely over the course of the next few years. (Because, honestly, it's going to take a while for the fans to get over it and move on.)
Am I in the club?
Re: Twilight Hateclub
This.
This.
Re: Twilight Hateclub
You have to join, dude.
I was waiting for this to happen. Joinage!
You have to join, dude.
I was waiting for this to happen. Joinage!
Re: Twilight Hateclub
twilight sucked so much balls. i must join.
twilight sucked so much balls. i must join.
Re: Twilight Hateclub
I've heard ALOT of criticism about Bella that way. She needs a man in her life, she can only take care of her self when she looses her soul becomes a vampire. She gives up a good school to be with Edward (shouldn't he have ALREADY gone ot college by now anyway?) and she just in general has no personality other than being whiny. I have no idea WHY girls look up to her?
And on Edward (No, I will say NOTHING on souls in here) I heard he sneaks in, watches her sleep, and is a little possessive. Why do girls swoon over that. At "Sneeking in" I would automatically label him a stalker. At "Watch her sleep" he becomes abusive. Not romantic for me at all, and putting ALOT of girls at risk for abusive relationships because they think they've found their Edward.
I've heard ALOT of criticism about Bella that way. She needs a man in her life, she can only take care of her self when
And on Edward (No, I will say NOTHING on souls in here) I heard he sneaks in, watches her sleep, and is a little possessive. Why do girls swoon over that. At "Sneeking in" I would automatically label him a stalker. At "Watch her sleep" he becomes abusive. Not romantic for me at all, and putting ALOT of girls at risk for abusive relationships because they think they've found their Edward.
Re: Twilight Hateclub
Man, this FC should have zero replies and zero people in it.
Twilight was friggin awesome, its like the best story there is. I don't know what you guys are smoking but how can you possible hate Twilight?
You have to be a reject of the outside world not to like it.
Man, this FC should have zero replies and zero people in it.
Twilight was friggin awesome, its like the best story there is. I don't know what you guys are smoking but how can you possible hate Twilight?
You have to be a reject of the outside world not to like it.
Re: Twilight Hateclub
Both in
Too true.
He's old enough to have taught college for majority of century
[/QUOTE]And on Edward (No, I will say NOTHING on souls in here) I heard he sneaks in, watches her sleep, and is a little possessive. Why do girls swoon over that. At "Sneeking in" I would automatically label him a stalker. At "Watch her sleep" he becomes abusive.[/QUOTE]
And a creepy old man/fag-pire
and rape.
Both in
Too true.
He's old enough to have taught college for majority of century
[/QUOTE]And on Edward (No, I will say NOTHING on souls in here) I heard he sneaks in, watches her sleep, and is a little possessive. Why do girls swoon over that. At "Sneeking in" I would automatically label him a stalker. At "Watch her sleep" he becomes abusive.[/QUOTE]
And a creepy old man/fag-pire
and rape.
Re: Twilight Hateclub
i was never a fan of romance anyway. i prefer action around every cornor(why cant there be more books like harry potter?)
i was never a fan of romance anyway. i prefer action around every cornor(why cant there be more books like harry potter?)
- Status