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I posted this on tumblr but I thought it was funny and this topic is dead so you guys get to see it too (I took out two to keep within the rules of the topic, but you really aren't missing anything and you've seen the videos they're both super easy to guess anyway)
What Your Favorite KH Ship Says About You
based off the Eldena Doubleca5t videos
Soriku: Looking back on your childhood, you can pinpoint Kingdom Hearts as the beginning of your addiction to Rivals to Enemies to Lovers
Sokai: You’re a firm believer in keeping things canon and keeping things wholesome
Rikai: Any interest you have in keeping things canon is outweighted by your interest in edgy boys
Sorikai: Your interest in making difficult decisions is heavily outweighted by your need to make all parties in a love triangle happy
Akusai: You’re always a slut for divorced couples who still love each other
Kaixi: You have written an essay about how, by having Sora’s memories, Xion probably had a crush on Kairi
Replinami: You have written two essays about how much Repliku’s sacrifice in kh3 was unnecessary
Aqualarx: You have written several essays about your lesbian Aqua headcanon
Larxel: You are heterosexual
Rokushi: You get angry whenever people make jokes about this ship being selfcest
Rokunami: You get angry whenever people make jokes about this ship being incest
Rikunami: You just wanted good things for Naminé, and really, who wouldn’t?
Namixi: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of shared trauma
Venvan: This is just the same joke as rokushi, but you are also angry when people say a relationship between them would be abusive
Xehaqus: You would have shipped akusai, but you didn’t think they were tragic enough
Strifehart: You were really upset when vanilla kh3 had no Final Fantasy characters
Zemyx: You are a firm believer in ignoring the main cast in favor of good-looking side characters
Rikuvani: Your addiction to edgy boys got so bad that one day you were like “hey you know what’s better than one edgy boy? Two edgy boys”
Strelayer: You really like relationships that are just so sad, like if you cry every time
Ephelayer: You have debated people about how the chi story is good, actually
Skulayer: This is just the same joke as ephelayer, but you like Skuld more
Skulmerayer: You are really upset Player is barely involved in the main plot of Union Cross
Dongoof: You just really enjoy that they are basically Sora’s dads
Namixi and Xehaqus are two of my favorite ships so I was definitely calling myself out there.I didn't feel caught out until I reached Namixi and Xehaqus... Xehaqus is soooo spot on.
The Larxel line is hilarious XD
I could see Demyx and Larxene being shipped because they're opposites of each other. Demyx is super chill and Larxene is always angry. Besides, Larxene hates Demyx more than anyone else in the world, and who wouldn't ship that?Namixi and Xehaqus are two of my favorite ships so I was definitely calling myself out there.
I knew I had to put a "You're heterosexual" joke there. I wasn't sure if Larxel or Demyx/Larxene was better, but I don't actually know if people ship the latter, so.
I ship Larxene with Marluxia now as I think it’s a really good pairing and they work really well together. Also when I think about it, it’s probably the only Larxene ship where she wouldn’t try to kill the person she‘s paired with lolWho do you ship her with now?
They actually don’t even speak one word to each other In Chain of Memories, however in the manga they do speak to each other and even though it might not be a lot,their interactions in the manga really make them feel like partners in crime compared to the game. However their shared history and interactions with each other in Union X makes up for it in my opinion.My inherent problem with Marluxia/Larxene is I can't recall a single word of dialogue between them throughout CoM. I can remember more interactions between Larxene and everyone else. Just as I can recall more interactions between Marluxia and everyone else.
Yeah, going off of just Chain of Memory it's odd, I got more chemistry and sparks between her and Axel. I actually low key shipped them for a bit.My inherent problem with Marluxia/Larxene is I can't recall a single word of dialogue between them throughout CoM. I can remember more interactions between Larxene and everyone else. Just as I can recall more interactions between Marluxia and everyone else.
*Princess & the Frog world*
*Sora & Kairi as the main party with Tiana & Naveen as guest members*
Sora: Oh no, we've been turned into frogs! How do we get back to normal?
Kairi: Isn't it obvious, Sora?
*without warning, Kairi leans in & kisses Sora right on the lips*
*Tumbleweed rolls by*
Kairi: OH MY GOD YOU DO LIKE RIKU MORE!!!! *shoves Sora to the ground*
Sora: Are we not gonna address why there's a tumbleweed in the bayou? That seems a little out of place.
Kairi: Whatever, just call Riku to get over here so we can go home already.
*Sora pulls out his gummiphone, which is still the same size & in no way scaled to his current state. Where exactly he was hiding it is a mystery for the ages*
Sora: Wait, so who am I calling to come kiss you?
Kairi: Like I said, call Riku.