New Year's Resolutions

[Passion]

2014!!​

- say I'll lose weight but fail to go through with it
- post 14 selfies in the post your pic thread
- finally eat flamin hot cheetos
- idk, school
- fuck bitches
- get money $$$$$$$$$$$$$$

 

[Recon]

Incoming posts about resolutions no one will remember in February.

 

[Chris]

- stop getting so much damn head
- learn how to play the trumpet beautifully and then never touch it again, crushing my parents when they think of the wasted talent and what could have been
- give my dad a gatorade bath at his divorce hearing when he gets custody of me
- do that funny thing that michael cera does in This Is The End wher e he blows coke in someone's face. my friend Corey has a dog with epilepsy and it would be hilarious to do this to his dog

 

[Deleted member 36435]

i want to be the first person to ejaculate six gallons in 2014

 

[Recon]

- keep being blake griffin awesome
- cut back on smoking (let's be honest)
- money on my mind (you should think the same)

 

[Gram]

-Have a new years resolution

 

[Dogenzaka]

to post even less on KHI in 2014 than I did in 2013.

seriously, a lot of people here have brain damage or something.

 

[Enchanted Rose]

Dance like no one's watching

Sing like no one is listening

Love like I've never been hurt

Go out of my way to step on that slightly crunchy leaf

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[Sexual White Chocolate]

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[Reagan Rayden]

finally get that reptar action figure i never got around to buying